SOUS LES OLIVIERS

I think Tumblr should let you pin a reblog or reply to the top of the notes, so if there's a common misinterpretation or repetitive joke you can reply to it once and make that response the first thing people see when they open the notes. And then if someone makes the same comment anyway you get to kill them

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

David Lynch: The Art Life (2016)

so now we're buddhists. Okay

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Never forget what they took from us

Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane

Guy who likes music

Is he an alien

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Official graveyard post

I’ve been listening to the people in the apartment below me have arguments for two years now and I still can’t figure out what language they’re speaking. The best I can narrow it down is like if Portuguese and Hebrew had a baby. Is that a common pidgin combination

I just listened to a clip of this and jesus christ you fucking got it. there are like 3500 people in the whole united states who speak this and two of them are in a very fraught marriage four feet below me

Remember 2016 when everyone wore yoga pants and used the Snapchat dog filter and Closer by the Chainsmokers was playing everywhere