about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

The Problem:

I have a headache but I am not within arms reach of any ibuprofen

How I Plan To Solve It:

suffer. tank the damage. I'm strong, I got this.

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

don't be funnier than me on my own post

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

Hey guys, is the header image on my profile showing up for anyone else? It’s been coming up black for me when I try to change and save it so I need to know if it’s just a problem on my end or not :(( 

Oh hey new Record Deal character blogs are here @danny-record-deal and @zoe-record-deal!!!!!

i need to stay fixated on the series so please send asks i can answer in character there i beg of you

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

[ID: Miranda Priestly from "The Devil Wears Prada" /end ID]

[ID: Miranda

Priestly from “The Devil Wears

Prada” /end ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

Confirmed creature post ([[[){

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Tomorrow is March 28th

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you