-⃝⃤Help me I'm tired-⃝⃤

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

MY EYES AND EARS

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

You know what really makes this post? The fact that the assassin’s blog is deactivated. Seems OPs flashbang worked.

What have I done?!

Having big ass owl/angel wings SUCKS bro. I cant wear anything!!! Or sit. Or sleep.

Sitting in a car?? SUCKS, wings are CRAMPED,,, on the couch? OW, my back, i keep leaning forward to avoid pressing my wings into the couch. Sleeping?? Gods forbid we get comfortable. Sitting on a freaking high backed chair??? GET ME OFF OF THIS THING. Wearing backed Shirts? Binders? WHERE ARE MY WINGS,,, stop PHASING THROUGH THE FABRIC THAT FEELS SO WEIRD!

And Last but worst, Wearing a Backpack? Despicable. Horrid. Unpleasant. I could go on.

Save me. Worst part is i/we cant even fly outside of headspace. This body cant do anything. Jeez.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Here’s my reblog to maybe be seen for all eternity. Or to be lost in my own blog. Who knows

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

i think i'm funny and that's the main thing

Flutter headcanons cus im her number 1 fan

I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like

“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch it, and you had an intense black butler phase in middle school and doodled their eyes over and over again in your spiral notebooks”

Art is the biggest snitch ever man like have you ever read a fanfic and been like “Oh the author is working through some trauma here”

Or when people rec songs/shows/fics and you suddenly know everything you need to know about who they are as a person?

Like I know art is inherently an attempt to make others understand what is going on inside our lonely little heads but sometimes the mortifying ordeal of being known just slips in there while you’re not looking

New ask game: Make super specific assumptions about me based on my art syle

please. this sounds so funny lol

BEST TAG EVER:

The only jump scare anybody’s going to see here. :)

Michael Shelley but for whatever reason, he didn’t get eaten by the spiral and has to continue working for the Magnus Institute 🙃

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

I hope this clears things up

What the fresh fuck

starting a collection #blackmold

therian confusion/misinformation makes me irrationally angry.

just saw a tiktok of someone saying they would disown their child for identifying as an animal (weird thing to post by the way) and it just irked me.

all the comments were attempting to defend therians by saying things like, “i'm a therian and all of us know we're humans,” “only insane people truly believe they're animals,” and, “the only therians i've seen are teens and kids!” ...

hi! i'm an adult therian who fully believes that it's a canine. i'm not a human in any way. vague and blanket statements such as those shown above are extremely harmful to the community.

physical therians are valid. “insane” and “delusional” therians are valid. adult therians are valid.

respect those within your community, you're one of us. you are not better than us just because you accept being a human.

Tim: and i have to do all of this paperwork for what? Just cause Jonah's Magnussy woke up one day and decided to document the horrors? this is bullshit

Elias: Jonah's what