Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

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Hey you made the rhyme, don't chicken out now.

how she looks at her catboy of infinite destruction when he gains the ability to destroy peoples memories after plunging the entire city into darkness (she’s very proud of him)

i wish i had "autistic swag"

you do, chat you absolutely do

🥺 thank you

Do I? 🥺

you do too blanc!

Yippeeee!!

i wish i had "autistic swag"

you do, chat you absolutely do

🥺 thank you

Do I? 🥺

Every Queer Friend Group Has:

-Ancient Warrior who desperately needs therapy

-Slutty They/Them

-Tragic Starcrossed Lovers

-Lesbian who knows Victorian flower language

-Skeleton Bitch

-Bisexual Gamer Gf

-Son of Lucifer

-Bread

Ladybug

Chat noir

Felix and kagami

Chat noir again

Emilie

Marinette

Chat blanc

Chat noir again

...it would never occur to me to assume foodbanks could take homecooked halfeaten meals. Like. I get the sincerity of the comment it just seems grossly out of touch with reality. Maybe I'm wrong, but I've always assumed foodbanks are subject to tort laws and are thus are legally liable for what they hand out. So it should be grocer sealed with allergens and ingredients and *expiration dates* that have not yet occurred. Even if the foodbank is cooking it as a free meal to distribute as a soupkitchen dinner, it should still arrive to them packaged. You know?

Or as whole fruit/veg. I know loose apples dont have ingredients and expiration dates.

There's a weird automatic thing in some people's brains where they assume that every problem can be solved by 'thrift shop', 'food bank' or 'facebook marketplace'. If you so much as mention fast fashion, a large chunk of people will just reflexively assume that the answer to whatever problem you have is 'thrift shop'. If you mention excess food, the answer is 'food bank'. Doesn't matter where you are or what the situation is.

I once saw an article talking about clothing landfill and how in modern fast fashion, demand is so far uncoupled from supply that purchasing has basically no effect on manufacture and the masses of clothing being thrown out, and a whole bunch of fucking dipshits were like "this is why you should thrift!" as if the entire fucking point wasn't that thrifting has no relation whatsoever to this particular problem. If I say "I wish I had a smaller crock pot so I could make one meal at a time instead of a week's worth and end up eating leftovers" then year some idiot is like "just take it to a food bank". Oh okay, I'm living on patreon income and don't drive but sure, I'll make six times more food than I need at all times, massively inflating my own food budget which is a thing I can definitely afford to do, and just walk containers and containers of home cooked food across fucking town every week. So I can avoid eating leftovers. I said the words 'leftover food' so that must be the answer to the fucking problem.

I'm not going to even get into what everyone's telling me to do with the excess rosemary I'm pruning off my bushes this week.

#burn the rosemary to ward off the negative energy of unwarranted advice#or send it to the food bank of course

The food bank would probably also love something to ward off the negative energy of unwarranted advice, I bet they get plenty.

I mean, it's rosemary, can't you just... Let it return to the earth? That seems like the simplest solution. If you don't know what to do with it, just leave it on the ground somewhere. It'll decompose 🤷

In a lot of vampire lore, being bitten by a vampire just once doesn't turn a human into a vampire, but some sort of a thrall, enchanted and seduced by the vampire's alluring ways, to make the victim more pliable and easy to feed from, and only a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites will turn the human victim into a vampire.

Which is compatible with the theory that italians are the opposite of vampires. While vampires cannot stand the sight of crosses, stepping into a church, or being exposed to garlic or sunlight, and cannot see themselves in a mirror, italians become miserable if they cannot have access to a church, crosses, direct sunlight, garlic, and getting to see themselves in a mirror.

Consequently, sensually biting the neck of an italian may enthrall one, but will not immediately turn you into an italian. But a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites may get one to marry you, therefore giving you an italian citizenship.

me when im so sweet and beautiful

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

me when im so sweet and beautiful

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Why are we screaming?

ITS HIDEOUS

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YOU’RE HIDEOUS!

Eelec that's mean :(

Ironic coming from an ender of worlds. You’re even meaner.

Why are you being so rude to me all the time.

Phish.

@griffenoireofficial

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Okay but honestly I’d rather kiss @slimshadybug

You know you love me <3333

Just saw this again

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I’ve made an unfortunate realization.

I always found it funny how we joke at the fact that in My Goodbye Athena is saying goodbye so many times and Ody’s kinda just being “okay then leaVE!”

But one day I was listening and thought how the last couple times she says it in the end sound a little different each time. I was kinda thinking “huh, they have a different tone, she’s fr going thru the seven stages of- oh..” and then put off thinking about it bc it made me sad lmao

but now I’m listening again and she says “goodbye” a total of 6 times… she doesn’t say it a seventh time…

So in conclusion I’m taking this as a “Athena was going through the 7 stages of grief when she’s firing her best warrior (cough- friend- cough) but couldn’t bring herself to accept that bc then she knows she’ll truly be alone and that’s how later on she finds the courage to come back and help Ody and Telemachus” and running with it🥰

You ever think about how many nights Odysseus dreamed of being home, only to be disappointed when he woke up?

Do you ever think about how he might have dreams of home being a dream, waking up crying and Penelope having to reassure him he is home, that this isn’t another dream? That he’s not on a ship or on Calypso’s island or back at Troy? That he is okay and she is real and they will never have to be parted again?

Yeah me neither

Can you imagine how much worse the Thunder Saga would be if Polites was still in it.