fraternize with the enemy

I FORGOT ABOUT THE ROLL THE DICE FIC WAIT

2 and 6 aka Lando and Kimi 😭

god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

someone deleted my response and now aesthetic and roleplay blogs are reblogging this as some sort of deep quote and i just want you all to know this post is exclusively about how sexy and fuckable the blue car from cars is

just noticed a typo in one of my published smut fics where I wrote “sock” instead of “cock”. I will now go live the rest of my life in the forest where no one will ever see or hear from me again

via @jacubesilvora #and what if the ghosts that haunt us are kind

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

The most passive-aggressive message ever

"temu summer dresses for under two dollars" that is a napkin that you made in a sweatshop

They're literally the same items you would get from another store.

I literally obsessively shop online it's a stim.

I see stuff on temu all the time that's the exact same thing as on Amazon or another site but it's 20 dollars cheaper.

It's more moral to buy on temu because more money goes to the people who work in the sweat shop

oh I'm so glad temu is a little more niceys to the sweatshop workers that's such a relief

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okay the galex clones gangbang is on AO3 now, do with that information what you will

I'd post the summary and rating etc but I am 1) late for work and 2) it's the galex clones gangbang fic, it's exactly what you think it's gonna be like

quite literally me when i am lying

holy smokes

George today and every day of his life:

alex albon post fp3 at suzuka circuit

Idk why I find it so funny seeing people in mascot costumes sprint and fall