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if this is the coronation, i ain't feeling the love

@thebitterbeanjuice / thebitterbeanjuice.tumblr.com

🌀tumblr grants me joy but im queer and mentally unstable so approach at your own risk🌀

the beginning of a super cool intro post:

so. hi :D

my name is avery but i am also fond of nicknames!! he/they mainly but i’m cool with any pronouns

(heres the actual official pronouns card)

i like a lot of stuff mainly mcr, green day, arcane, b-182, fob, p!atd, byler, riordanverse, hamilton, spiderverse, and marauders (i listened to half of hadestown but im not getting into it until i hear the whole thing at least once)

i dont know who made any of this stuff i got it from pinterest and the posters all said not my art so. yep

another day another thread :3 gayle is the teachers assistant btw

OK SO TODAY WAS LEGIT THE BEST DAY IVE HAD IN CENTURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!??!/!/!/!?!?!?!?!?1?1//1?!?!!? I LOVE LIFE I LOVE ME I LOVE YOU I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LOVE

how are ya!!!!! be happpyyy!!!!! my shows tomorrow n saturday n we're so ready we're so goodddd!!!!! i love ya how are yaaaaaaaa

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did you get a grade back yet lmao

WHOOOO!!!!!!!! hell yes brother! I LOVE YOU TOO!! what happened today? im so happy for you

I'm good! the sun's out, feelin alright!!

YOU GOT THIS!! YOURE SO TALENTED ITLL GO SO WELL YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF!! i love you too lmao whats up

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so yesterday i talked to my crush and i danced with my friend and i did a girl's makeup and i actually knew what was going on in math and it was sunny and i was confident with my identity it was so awesomeeeeeee

i did not >:C we're getting them back on monday

OK YEAH IM GOING TO ZE SHOW DRIVING RIGHT NOW I GOTTA GO OVER MY CHECKLIST I LOVE YA

i'll see you on the other side of the war

oh shit awesome??? I wish you luck?? Ryoscdfu yes!! Many days like this ahead!!

Youll be okay <3 I'm getting my science test back next week too

Sending you love!! Till we meet again o7

JNCAESIURFDNKJAEWFLQWEBKLRPIKJAS KAJENFPOIWREIPWERPUERPRPEGBJWERKWER ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! I DID ITTTT!!!!!! AND IM DOIN IT AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT HOLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLY CRAPPPPP

ok asjnefuilw im so sad its gonna be over this time tomorrow :c aughghghh it was soooo goododododododddd!!!! oml ok so theres this boy called nick he has a crush on me and djajfiewbfssfb i was tryna smile encouragingly and he was smiling backckkckckkkk and idk i think i helped him out so. JDIFKJEKJAEFKJEF BE PROUD OF MEEEEEEE please :> eufurhwengkjs and my friend vi got her line wrong 3 times and she was about to cry but!!!! i cheered her upp!!!!! i can do that now!!!!! i was everyones cheerleader today!!!!!! im your cheerleader too btw hope your day was sparkly shimmery amazing yay <33

ok time to go shower cause. sweat

YOU DID ITTTT YOURE GONNA DO IT AGAINNN WHOOO RIABEIBS DHD

I AM PROUD IF YOU!!! and you'll be okay cause you'll have great memories and these opportunities will come again!!

"÷*@;'egrtellmeeverything

THABNSK YOUUU EJFNEJNFIQREJER YEAYAYYAYA

my friend leo has a solo song and the music track was off so he had to do it a capella and he slaayayayayayyeddddddd he was bomb and i said so fjedfji i felt so bad but he did itttttt!!!!! my friend vi had a solo song too and she was sodosososososoooooo good i was ascending??? and i got approval from mentor teacher figure i almost fainted skjdajwfkaefwefb aaandd i had to put a safety pin on one of my friend's costime and i poked 3 of my fingers 8 separate times. ye.ooh and a prop broke in the middle of a sceeeeneeee but i dont think anyone noticed so that was good and yeah

but IT WAS SO GOGOGOODODODODODODOODODODDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO PROUD I LOVE LIFE AND LIVING EWJRHJKFQJWEFLEJQF

im gonna go eat yogurt now!!!!!!! then im gonna try n sleep!!!!!! cause im trying to do that now!!!!!!! YEAY

another day another thread :3 gayle is the teachers assistant btw

OK SO TODAY WAS LEGIT THE BEST DAY IVE HAD IN CENTURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!??!/!/!/!?!?!?!?!?1?1//1?!?!!? I LOVE LIFE I LOVE ME I LOVE YOU I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LOVE

how are ya!!!!! be happpyyy!!!!! my shows tomorrow n saturday n we're so ready we're so goodddd!!!!! i love ya how are yaaaaaaaa

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did you get a grade back yet lmao

WHOOOO!!!!!!!! hell yes brother! I LOVE YOU TOO!! what happened today? im so happy for you

I'm good! the sun's out, feelin alright!!

YOU GOT THIS!! YOURE SO TALENTED ITLL GO SO WELL YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF!! i love you too lmao whats up

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so yesterday i talked to my crush and i danced with my friend and i did a girl's makeup and i actually knew what was going on in math and it was sunny and i was confident with my identity it was so awesomeeeeeee

i did not >:C we're getting them back on monday

OK YEAH IM GOING TO ZE SHOW DRIVING RIGHT NOW I GOTTA GO OVER MY CHECKLIST I LOVE YA

i'll see you on the other side of the war

oh shit awesome??? I wish you luck?? Ryoscdfu yes!! Many days like this ahead!!

Youll be okay <3 I'm getting my science test back next week too

Sending you love!! Till we meet again o7

JNCAESIURFDNKJAEWFLQWEBKLRPIKJAS KAJENFPOIWREIPWERPUERPRPEGBJWERKWER ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! I DID ITTTT!!!!!! AND IM DOIN IT AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT HOLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLY CRAPPPPP

ok asjnefuilw im so sad its gonna be over this time tomorrow :c aughghghh it was soooo goododododododddd!!!! oml ok so theres this boy called nick he has a crush on me and djajfiewbfssfb i was tryna smile encouragingly and he was smiling backckkckckkkk and idk i think i helped him out so. JDIFKJEKJAEFKJEF BE PROUD OF MEEEEEEE please :> eufurhwengkjs and my friend vi got her line wrong 3 times and she was about to cry but!!!! i cheered her upp!!!!! i can do that now!!!!! i was everyones cheerleader today!!!!!! im your cheerleader too btw hope your day was sparkly shimmery amazing yay <33

ok time to go shower cause. sweat

another day another thread :3 gayle is the teachers assistant btw

OK SO TODAY WAS LEGIT THE BEST DAY IVE HAD IN CENTURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!??!/!/!/!?!?!?!?!?1?1//1?!?!!? I LOVE LIFE I LOVE ME I LOVE YOU I LOVE MY FRIENDS I LOVE LIVING I LOVE LOVE

how are ya!!!!! be happpyyy!!!!! my shows tomorrow n saturday n we're so ready we're so goodddd!!!!! i love ya how are yaaaaaaaa

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did you get a grade back yet lmao

WHOOOO!!!!!!!! hell yes brother! I LOVE YOU TOO!! what happened today? im so happy for you

I'm good! the sun's out, feelin alright!!

YOU GOT THIS!! YOURE SO TALENTED ITLL GO SO WELL YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF!! i love you too lmao whats up

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so yesterday i talked to my crush and i danced with my friend and i did a girl's makeup and i actually knew what was going on in math and it was sunny and i was confident with my identity it was so awesomeeeeeee

i did not >:C we're getting them back on monday

OK YEAH IM GOING TO ZE SHOW DRIVING RIGHT NOW I GOTTA GO OVER MY CHECKLIST I LOVE YA

i'll see you on the other side of the war

my dashboard simulator

mutual 1: I am going to kill all of you

mutual 2: *70 consecutive reblogs of a fandom you've never heard of until today. every time you refresh there's 30 more.*

mutual 3: *image of a guy in a dog collar* why did he do this

mutual 4: *reblogs of beautiful picnic scenes*

mutual 5: everyone get fatter now

mutual 4: just thought about dunking them in blood again 🤍

mutual 3: *image of the same guy but blurry and far away* is this allowed

mutual 6: I love music 🎵🎶🎵🎺🎹✨💖🌈

mutual 7 that we are all beginning to suspect is actually a dog: do you guys ever think about chewing on bones haha

mutual 6: anyone ever heard of this shit called music? *image of stickman covered in blood*

mutual 5: make him a woman NOW!!!

mutual 8: if you ask me about my ocs I will kiss you on the mouth

mutual 9: hey what happened to mutual 10

mutual 10: day 173 of being lost in the mountains. I have begun to recreate my family's faces out of the river clay. at night I recite my favorite songs so that they may never leave my memory. I am beginning to forget birthdays. I haven't tasted a grain of sugar in months.

mutual 7: that mailman will pay.

ask game

1. whats your favorite thing in your room?

2. how tall do you wish you were?

3. what color is your hair?

4. whats a rare fear that you have?

5. are you single?

6. has your heart ever been broken?

7. what was your favorite thing as a kid?

8. favorite coping mechanism?

9. whats your favorite love language?

10. how often do you get nervous?

11. if you had three wishes, would you use them?

12. if you could be fluent in any language which one would it be?

13. where do you wish to live?

14. what’s something surprising about you?

15. when did you last shower?

16. when did you first join tumblr?

17. do you want any tattoos? if so, where, what, and why?

18. whats the most prominent dream youve had?

19. whats your dream job?

20. whats your ideal date?

21. what do you wish you could do better?

22. what country would you live in if you could?

23. whos the best person you know?

24. have you ever walked into something you shouldnt have?

25. whats your favorite holiday?

26. when have you been most embarrassed?

27. whats your favorite halloween costume?

28. what are you best at?

29. do you know how to tie your shoes?

30. do you have siblings?

31. if you could know one thing about the future what do you wanna know?

32. whats a dealbreaker for you?

33. whats your favorite current class?

34. how many people have you dated?

35. how often do you wash your hair?

36. do you daydream? what about?

37. where do you go to be alone?

38. which parent do you like more?

39. whats the one standard you hold yourself to?

40. whos voice do you enjoy?

41. if you could announce one thing to the world what would it be?

42. whats one thing you wanna do but havent yet?

43. what do you wish you never did?

44. do you believe in life after death?

45. do you prefer book over movie?

46. whats your favorite season?

47. whats your favorite time of day

48. do you have a beloved stuffed animal?

49. whens a time you wish you acted differently?

50. what’s something you wish that you never bought?

51. do you have your own room?

52. whats your favorite book?

53. who’s someone you hate?

54. whats your best hottake?

55. whats your favorite game?

56. whens a time you felt real genuine fear?

57. are you a morning person?

58. do you drink enough water?

59. how different are you from the little kid you used to be?

60. do you enjoy tumblr?

61. have you ever had a tumblr experience that made you wanna delete the app?

62. whats your least favorite game?

63. were you a markiplier fan?

64. how do you respond to compliments?

65. whats something that would make you fall in love?

66. do you believe in marriage?

67. do you have a crush on someone?

68. do you like tumblr?

69. were you a voltron stan?

70. whats your favorite ship?

71. whats your favorite song?

72. do you like loud crowds?

73. have you ever created conflict on purpose?

74. how do you sleep?

75. do you bite your lips?

76. do you use chapstick?

77. do you have any pets?

78. what color are your eyes?

79. what’s something you wish you could change about yourself?

80. have you ever had surgery?

81. whats your least favorite animal?

82. whats something that youre really bad at?

83. do you have an sqishmellows?

84. do you enjoy fast food?

85. do you like soda?

86. what grade are you in?

87. do you wear any jewelry?

88. what socials do you use?

89. whats your lowest grade in school right now?

90. whats the latest youve stayed up till?

91. did you ever have bangs?

92. what trends did you hate?

93. whats your favorite item of clothing?

94. do you like dinosaurs?

95. whats your opinion on body hair?

96. whats your least favorite time?

97. do you make a wish at 11:11?

98. do you have your phone on military or regular?

99. have you ever been to church?

100. are you lgbtq?

Deep/Fun Questions to Ask!

  1. Do you like watching sunsets?
  2. Have you ever started a rumor?
  3. What makes you laugh hard?
  4. What's the last concert you went to?
  5. If you believed in it, what would you be reincarnated to?
  6. What's your current vocal stim?
  7. What shirt are you wearing?
  8. Who or what is on your mind?
  9. What are your favorite pair of shoes?
  10. What would easily win you over if someone gave you it?
  11. What three words describe you?
  12. What's a funny memory you have?
  13. Do you have any drunk stories?
  14. What's one thing you own that you're sure no one else has?
  15. Do you have any superstitions?
  16. What is your guilty pleasure?
  17. What weird thing do you do when you're alone?
  18. What is the worst food you've ever had?
  19. What fictional character would you bring to life if you could?
  20. If you could join a career immediately, what would it be?
  21. What keeps you going during the day?
  22. Current song on repeat?
  23. Funniest inside joke?
  24. What's your favorite piece of jewelry you own?
  25. Favorite niche topic?
  26. What fandom are you currently in?
  27. Most controversial take?
  28. Favorite ship and why?
  29. Do you have any piercings or tattoos, and what are they?
  30. What is your worst & best quality?
Passing the phone tag game

Rules:

Tag your moots and other random ppl and if any comply they have to reblog with a scenario and tag others

Passing the phone who believes we should respect the fact that marvel gave us a strong independent Aro/ace female character

Passing the phone to my ace, aro, and aro/ace moots

Passing the phone to my internet besties and favorite moots (on some of my accounts).

Yes, I acknowledge the fact that some of you might have been tagged already. And if you have been tagged, best to ignore.

Passing the phone over to the dude that likes geese better than ducks

@aramossy @melondareaper (Osi tagged everyone already ;v;)

Woah. Uh passing the phone to someone who's favourite movie series is my least favourite book series

(I'm sorry I loved the lotr movies but the books were not exciting enough for me)

TEAL = We have a lot in common. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

yea <33

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Teal- Yeah we do!!!

Cinnamon- You’re even cooler Avery!!

Mauve- So are you!!

Blush- Same to you!!

Fuchsia- All the stuff you post is wonderful!!

Copper- I expected this one lol

Vermillion- Passionate? How so??

Honeydew- You can call me Oz! Or Bat on my pronoun page has a couple nicknames

Lavender- Yay! I’m glad I inspire you!!

Coral- I’m proud to be a meme in your eyes

Forget-Me-Not- You feel really familiar too, wouldn’t it be weird if we did actually know each other lol

Razzmatazz- I would too! I love sharing food with people! I bake things for my friends all the time! What’s your favourite food? And what’s your favourite baked confection??

Fallow- DO NOT RUN BAREFOOT IN THE FOREST TRUST ME BRO It’s a really bad idea I will run through the woods with you though

Tangerine- I love your aesthetic too, it’s so yummy!!

Viridian- Hang out on my blog anytime and anywhere!!

Chartreuse- You’re mine too homie!!

Burgundy- SAME!!!!!!

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NAWHHH YOURE COOLEST!!!! passionate about music!!! whenever i see your blog i wanna listen to a song or start humming or somethin!!! also i kinda hope we dont know each other i painfully embarrass myself on the daily and in general i am just. something else ya know

I LOVE CHEESCAKE IF THAT COUNTS!!!!! i also looooove brownies.and muffins!!!!!!! also i will run >:3 barefoot >:33 the wilderness is my home >:333

NU-UH YOU’RE COOLER!!!!!!!

Oooh yay! I always get really happy when people tell me the associate me with music or that I get them to listen to music because I’m really passionate about music and yeah :)

Bro dw I’m incredibly socially awkward and do the exact same thing

No way I made cheesecake bites the day before and brownies yesterday!!

Dude truly don’t do it it hurts

NUH UHHHHHHH

also reallllll today i tripped over air and make a joke and NOBODY LAUGHED and i said holy airball. why

CHEESECAKEEE BITESSSSSS

but. i wanna

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

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