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if this is the coronation, i ain't feeling the love

@thebitterbeanjuice / thebitterbeanjuice.tumblr.com

🌀tumblr grants me joy but im queer and mentally unstable so approach at your own risk🌀

the beginning of a super cool intro post:

so. hi :D

my name is avery but i am also fond of nicknames!! he/they mainly but i’m cool with any pronouns

(heres the actual official pronouns card)

i like a lot of stuff mainly mcr, green day, arcane, b-182, fob, p!atd, byler, riordanverse, hamilton, spiderverse, and marauders (i listened to half of hadestown but im not getting into it until i hear the whole thing at least once)

i dont know who made any of this stuff i got it from pinterest and the posters all said not my art so. yep

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

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i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place. 

If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.

thats crazy

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im actually gonna crash out who invented seterra and why do they hate me

i got ONE (1) WRONG. ONE WRONG IM GONNA FAIL MY LIFE

I GOT A HUNDREDDDD ALL RIGHT BABEYYYYYYY

time to tumblr

whats seterra OwO

the bane of my existence >:C

its a website that gives you blank maps of continents and you gotta click the country it tells you to.and my history teacher makes us do a continent a month and this month is africa and i had to make cornyass jokes to remember them like. is dijibouti or is that your booty!!!! kenya kill me now!!!! seychelles for the picture!!!!!

hiii!!!!! happenings!!!!! if isaac suddenly suffered great misfortune that was me :3 wishing ill will for him at the best point of his day. or the worst point like just when he thinks nothing worse can happen BADABING BADABOOM HIS BELT LOOP GETS CAUGHT ON A DOORKNOB AND HE GETS A PAPER CUT ON THE SKIN BETWEEN HIS THUMB AND POINTER FINGER. :3

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HI!!! I listened to... I believe kesha? Uh and had a French quiz got 11/12 presented Tyler Nahl in drama finished up science and talked about dead by daylight and prehistoric animals with a friend!! It started hailing/freezing rain today. wHY.

we like Issac okay he's a good dude

I MISSED YOU!! TODAY WAS SO SHIT SO SNAIL AND THEN I SAW YOU WERE HERE!!! you make everything better man

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oooh kesha!!! victorious cameo lady!!!! ooh i had a math test and i was so bad that i handed it in and my teacher called gayle. gayle looked at the first page and was so perplexed, flabbergasted in fact, so uncomprehendinly puzzled to be clear, that she looked at me for like 15 seconds and i was just like :>👍!!!!! and she actually shook her head and went back to my test so. i dont think i did very well.

TYLER NAHL!!!! IS HE NO LONGER SAD!!!!! ooooh prehistoric animals like. like dinos!! ye it was very windy today very chilly. unpleasant

[mutters rocking back and forth] we.we like isaac.we like. like isaac. isaac we like. isaac.like him. nice. kind isaac.? isaac. must attack isaac

AWHWHWHAJDFPERIWWRIWJGB THATS SO NICE WTF AAAAAA??? i do try to make sunny happy fun for snail days!!!! i missed ya too!!! make today dino 🦖🦖🦖 yaaay we make bracelets and eat soup and watch movies!!!! in pillow fort!!!!

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