We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80

vampires will never hurt you hilarious song. someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we’re hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse. like we’re just listing goth shit that rules

Mark Vomit (2020)

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

i think when it comes to knowledge gaps (especially on tumblr) its easy to get insecure about not knowing everything. but the real secret is that you can get away with not knowing everything if you just dont insert yourself into conversations you dont understand with blind confidence. the internet also gives you the privilege of 1) googling/wikipediaing shit before you say it, and 2) not volunteering how little you know. you dont actually have to enter the conversation just to say how little you know. part of the stereotype of dipshit stupid american on here is that americans will say full chestedly that they dont know which continent tchad is in and then go out of their way to justify it with their lack of education. when no one asked them to say either thing. and even if someone did ask, you are never under any obligation to actually answer.

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

I think about this post like all the time

@funnier-as-fictionkin

i have deep self harm scars on my arm and they have healed along with me and I would love to depict Salem/my fursonas with it more visibly (like healed but the scarring is there) but the fact people think it's ok to trigger warning what is essentially bodies of real people especially disabled/mentally ill people make me unreasonably violent.

i think it's extremely fucking ableist to put warnings on disabled and physically scarred people. i don't even know why this has to be said. you cannot be a leftist and advocate for disability rights when you only mean autism that's manageable and quirky and then get grossed out by physically disabled bodies. seriously, knock that shit off.

wouldn't it be fucked up if your URL was just your actual name