I have no pronouns

Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long

“The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

The fact that you made this mathematically accurate made my tummy warm

no exaggeration i have to have watched this video like 50 times today

smash announcer: Joe Biden!

shitty wiimote speaker: SODA!!!

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

[tags from @boyfront]

I am currently in your tumblr feed

did you just fucking know this

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

song: in the hall of the mountain king

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

hewwo all my sweeties!! 💖✨so i just started watching this really cute cartoon called steven universe, but i saw someone here say there's some really icky problematic stuff in it?? just hoping someone could help educate me thanks <3 uwu

oh my gosh after reading through your replies i feel so bad for watching the show!!! i'm so sorry to all my followers i hope you can forgive me for putting this cr*p on your dash :'( i didn't know the irish were real people, okay? >_< but i'm educating myself!!! and i'm taking responsibility by deleting my SU attack on titan crossover fic from my ao3 right now!!

i;mm aan american how was i supposed tto know irrelannd; isa real countryy???? can eveeryonee js, st pelase s/top sendin em hat eii;m littteerary ccr;;ying irght n, ow and so meeonee just,, told me to p*ss my pnats i can;t deall with t;hi., ss anymo,,re i hoppe you all[ go to frick f,rack

what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi

they became k-pop fans

*touches ground* something terrible happened here

Getting really sick of all the "There's No Place Like Chrome" ads on youtube. There's Firefox. Firefox saves your passwords. Firefox autofills things if you want. Firefox also does things that Chrome doesn't like allow adblockers, and it does not mine your data and sell your information for advertising purposes. Google is really trying to push people to use Chrome so they can take as much data from users as possible in order to make as much money as possible and it's borderline sinister.

Anyway, download Firefox.

The irony of this is because of the ad blockers on my Firefox, I've never seen any such ad.

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

it’s that time of year again