when your friend says love you at the end of the call

guy who got handed a knife earlier: anything I can help with that requires a knife

whatever dude. you are just sad because youre upset

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

I’ll eat your pussy for hours, then we’ll order pizza, then I’ll eat your pussy some more

What the fuck are we gonna do with the pizza

man with big titties knocking over his 5 in 1 shower gel loud as fuck

youre only disagreeing with me because I'm wrong 🙄

update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

smoking the blunt of gay thoughts that makes my nipples large and hard