Mistake P7

Eddie stares at him looking miserable, and not just because Steve's shoved two rolls of tissues up his nose to stop the bleeding from Robin's fist.

"Fuck. Steve, you didn't tell me how much this would hurt."

Steve gingerly lays the bag of peas on Robin's fist. "You're supposed to tuck your thumb under, not IN your fist, and you're the one who keeps running away from me when I want to talk about basic self-defense. But also, it always hurts to punch someone because that is a face with a skull underneath."

Robin pouts at him and winces when he rotates her thumb a bit. "It's not broken, thank god," Steve says softly. She smiles at him and he at her, but then her eyes go sharp, looking behind him at Eddie.

"So what's your step two Eddie?" she says.

Eddie looks at her like a goldfish.

"I… I uh. I am not sure. I kind of got to the punch and that was all I was thinking about."

Robin and Steve stare at him.

"Step two is a VERBAL apology. One punch does not do anything and normally I wouldn't even consider it a viable route of getting even because violence begets violence but this is my Steve and my Steve has had SEVERAL concussions to his very soft pretty head and gets migraines that YOU know about and since I can't punch Billy or the Russians, my fist, your face. You still need to actually apologise."

It's quiet in the room.

Little Stalker Pt 6

And here's the last part! Yay motivation! Reminder that this whole thing was inspired by this fanart (nsfw) by @2jihiir0 because oh my god. This is also the completion of Steddie Bingo squares "clothed sex" and the free space!

Chapter cw: no consent given in any direction for anything, humiliation, obsession, ruined orgasms

Pt. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Full fic on AO3

Last time:

“No—”

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Unless I am fortunate enough to have been mistaken, the best Destiel fanficion has not yet been written in a huge oversight by the fandom

Picture this: At the end of season 5 Castiel is not killed and resurrected as an angel, but instead is wounded and still very human

Low and behold Dean shows up on Lisa's door step, filthy, emotionally destroyed, with an injured human Cas half unconscious in the back of the impla, like 'suprise I'm here, I can't go more than 2 hours without a drink and I brought this guy I absolutely do not have any overt sexual chemistry with, wanna date me?'

Cut to Dean trying desperately to have a heterosexual relationship with Lisa while helping a very pitiful Castiel learn to shave, how to shower and importantly, how to want things

I wounder what he could possibly want

Meanwhile Lisa is trying to help Dean and get him to open up about how he's feeling, what's happened, etc, only to repeated find him at 3AM sat on the porch with Castiel bearing his soul like its the easiest thing in the world

And also being way too into Doctor Sexy

Eventually, she snaps. Dean's a good guy, and she owes him one for saving Ben, but maybe she doesn't owe him a relationship. Well, not in the way he expected

Lisa Braden must now, using her powers of emotional maturity and patients of 25 saints, convince Dean Winchester to confront his deeply repressed sexuality

Chaos ensues

Also they get a cat

Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it

lewis with some more flowers! 동백꽃(camellia)&봄까치꽃(veronica persica)

I just see lots of flowers when I'm taking a walk these days. so more flower drawings!

Steve Harrington pinup for my bf

Little Stalker Pt 5

Part 5! Thanks to everyone who made me write this weekend ❤️ I think there's one more part to go!

Chapter cw: no consent given in any direction for anything, humiliation, obsession, spit as lube, painful sex

Pt. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Last time:

“Now spit.”

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not nothing

"Never have I ever...kissed someone sober," Eddie says, sitting on the floor in the living room of his and Steve's apartment with Steve, Robin, and Nancy. The girls are in town from college for a long weekend, and they've taken it upon themselves to fill Steve and Eddie in on the college experience of playing drinking games.

They all (except Eddie of course) take a sip of their drinks at Eddie's statement. They also all look at him with varying degrees of surprise, confusion, or maybe even concern at this information.

“What, really?” Robin asks.

“Uh huh.” He doesn't think it's that crazy. He certainly doesn't think it's all that unexpected from him either. They all know he's never had a proper boyfriend before or anything, and he’s not particularly looking for one either. He's perfectly happy with his life as it is and the people in it. A handful of drunken experiences at clubs and parties is more than enough for him.

Steve frowns at him. “No, that can't be true. You and I have kissed before.”

“Yeah, while drunk.”

“You guys have kissed?” asks Nancy, her eyes slightly wide as if she's more shocked by this fact than the previous one.

“Yeah,” Eddie repeats, “while drunk.”

“And how often does that happen?” Nancy continues to question. God, it's like an interrogation in here all of the sudden.

“It's only been like…” Steve shrugs, glancing at Eddie like he's trying to remember. “What, a couple times?”

“Three times,” Eddie says, “I think.” As if he could ever forget, as if he can't still recall each and every instance in vivid technicolor. No matter how drunk he'd been, kissing Steve Harrington has a way of burning itself into the memory of even the most alcohol-soaked of minds.

In my delusional head, Adolin and Renarin remember when their mother used to speak to them in Riran and now whenever they are in public and are gossiping or talking about someone present they just switch languages.

In my delusional head, Adolin and Renarin remember when their mother used to speak to them in Riran and now whenever they are in public and are gossiping or talking about someone present they just switch languages.

obsessed with characters who were written for one another. like, what do you mean the reason for my existence is to be by your side? what do you mean our divine purpose is to belong to one another, for better or worse?

The funniest and closest to my heart headcanon about Dustin is that he is a famously bad matchmaker. He is completely delusional and will try to push the strangest combinations of people together. He makes convoluted plots and creates whole fantasy scenarios about the people in Hawkins.

This is only exacerbated after he meets and starts dating Suzie because he thinks he is the master of love now. He's like, "trust me guys. I know true love when I see it. Watch this!" and then proceeds to harass two complete strangers while his friends pretend they don't know him

At a certain point, everyone stops taking him seriously and just ignores him when he stops in the store to watch two people in the grocery store chat about the quality of the onions insisting that they are witnessing the beginnings of love or when he latches on to a couple of background characters in the movie they're watching and insist that they are deeply in love.

When he finds out that Eddie is gay after the events of season four, he immediately latches on to that fact and says perfect, I know just the man for you! He doesn't actually say that out loud, but he does suddenly start insisting that Eddie and Steve start sitting next to each other on movie nights, and that he needs two chaperones for this or that event, or asking Eddie and Steve to meet him somewhere without letting the other know and then not showing up.

Everyone thinks Steve is straight and are trying desperately to get Dustin to Please Stop.

Eddie and Steve have been dating in secret for four months and are enjoying seeing Dustin's plans seemingly backfire and their other friends' second-hand embarrassment grow the more oblivious they act and the more desperate Dustin becomes

Lol @queenie-ofthe-void this post almost went in this exact direction. Not so angsty but more a very stroppy Steve getting more and more huffy about him being a way better match for Eddie than Johnathan. Just Dustin continually forcing Steve to help him plan increasingly hairbrained schemes to set up Eddie and Johnathan while they watch from the bushes, Steve ruthlessly critiquing Johnathan's lack of moves the entire time.

The funniest and closest to my heart headcanon about Dustin is that he is a famously bad matchmaker. He is completely delusional and will try to push the strangest combinations of people together. He makes convoluted plots and creates whole fantasy scenarios about the people in Hawkins.

This is only exacerbated after he meets and starts dating Suzie because he thinks he is the master of love now. He's like, "trust me guys. I know true love when I see it. Watch this!" and then proceeds to harass two complete strangers while his friends pretend they don't know him

At a certain point, everyone stops taking him seriously and just ignores him when he stops in the store to watch two people in the grocery store chat about the quality of the onions insisting that they are witnessing the beginnings of love or when he latches on to a couple of background characters in the movie they're watching and insist that they are deeply in love.

When he finds out that Eddie is gay after the events of season four, he immediately latches on to that fact and says perfect, I know just the man for you! He doesn't actually say that out loud, but he does suddenly start insisting that Eddie and Steve start sitting next to each other on movie nights, and that he needs two chaperones for this or that event, or asking Eddie and Steve to meet him somewhere without letting the other know and then not showing up.

Everyone thinks Steve is straight and are trying desperately to get Dustin to Please Stop.

Eddie and Steve have been dating in secret for four months and are enjoying seeing Dustin's plans seemingly backfire and their other friends' second-hand embarrassment grow the more oblivious they act and the more desperate Dustin becomes

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should i make a part 2?