Idk, just a thought.

Bruce: WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE, JASON

Dick: Pfft okay

Bruce: What do you mean by that?

Dick: Just saying, for a family that "doesn't kill", we have a pretty high kill count

Jason: Whaaaa?

Dick: Yeah, all things considered, Cass has the lowest count. You'd know this if you talked to us

Bruce: Dick, what are you talking about?

Jason: Wait! Replacement has a kill count???

Dick: He holds the record for most kills currently

Bruce and Jason: WHAT?

Dick, a little too proud: He's going to be so scary when he embraces being a supervillain

Tim, appearing with a pout: Still not a supervillain. Stop saying that.

Dick, beaming: No

Jason: wait, wait, wait, how does he-?? When-?? But I'm a crimelord and Demon Brat was an assassin???? Just how many have you killed???

Tim, ignoring Bruce having a mental breakdown: I lost count after I blow up all of Ra's bases. But a couple thousand?

Jason, shocked: For real?

Dick: See! Baby supervillain!

Tim: I'm not a baby anything, asshole. I'm 19!

Jason: Damn, baby bird. Wait! Does this mean Bruce and you (Dick) have kills counts?

Dick, shrugs: Yeah, Slade still tries to recruit me occasionally because of it.

Tim: Yeah, and Bruce likes to pretend he doesn't, but he does. If we want to add all the people he put in states worse than death while you were dead, who later killed themselves because of it, it's an even bigger list.

Dick, guiltily frowns: I'm not sure I want to add those. My list would get a hell of a lot longer too.

Tim, shrugs: Not all kills are to be proud of.

Jason, flabbergasted: I think I need to process this... my life is a lie

Tim: Talk to Alfred, it'll help

Jason, gestures to the despairing Bruce: What about him?

Dick: We've actually discussed this several times in front of him before, if we set him up at the bat computer, the med bay, or in his room, he pretends the whole conversation was a hallucination or something

Jason: Seriously?

Tim, nodding: Damian is so salty about it

Dick, strong arming Bruce to the bat computer and opening Bruce's latest case: Dami'll understand eventually.

Jason: Man, I need to hang out with you fuckers more often

Dick: I've been telling you!

Tim: There's a lot you don't know that we won't be discussing here, come to my safe house in southend on Thursday. We're having a sibling hangout at 4pm

I actually love this. Maybe Jason will finally appreciate his brothers 🥰

Hunger.

Dazai...nooo-

I JUST GOT BEETLEJUICE TAROT CARDS-

HOLY SHIT THAT'S COOL

IMMA UNBOX THEM LATER AND RECORD IT

I'LL POST IT LATER

ARHDGA

I CAN'T UPLOAD THE VIDEO IT'S TOO BIG AJDHGAJ

FUCK IT IMMA PUT IT ON MY YT.

I'LL LINK IT.

HERE'S MY REVIEW

i added that blur bcs i was wearing short (didn't show anything but better safe than sorry)

OMG THAT'S SO COOL

Here are my regular tarot cards :)

I also got this altar box for my birthday (it was on the 29th) because I'm a Pagan and my Mum and Auntie support me :) last picture is my altar to Hecate/Hekate

I can't have any candles on it because it is on top of my bookshelf 😅

Youre alter is so pretty 🤩😍

I think my set in the while bag is a lot like those, but not quite🤔

bro i tried to write a haiku but messed up the format 😭 i did 7 5 7 instead of 5 7 5

should i post my reverse haiku

YES-

ok i'm listening to sir mix a lot rn

specifically nasty dog and the part where he goes

"back to the kitty cus she's kinda pretty but i can't stop looking at her t-t-t-t- face"

lowk slaps

go listen to it

I've not listened to everything of his, but I have a few

..including Nasty Dog

And I have memorized that part for lip syncs I will never film lol

You know shit's getting real when you start adding to the vent pinterest bord.

...

*hugs*

Soooo Trump seriously plans on a third term.

NO. NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

fucking land of freedom my ass

*MY LIFE ENDS*

lucky

I’ll be surprised if he gets another 3 months

maybe they won't hit his ear next time

maybe it'll be a lil more....centered...

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH 😧

ARE YOU CALLING MY BESTIE UGLY?? DO YOU WISH FOR DEATH?

this feels like every conversation i want to have about politics

If I know tumblr, the amount of activity you get in 5 hours is 3, 30, 300, or 3,000

aight fellas we passed 30, time to go for 300

NONONONOONONONOONONONONOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO NE PLEASE NOOOO

it is your time my fellow tumblrina

don’t resist the call

COME FORTH MY SOLDIERS!!

@skelewashere @hyperfixating-is-my-thing @t8pew3rmf00l @everydayknifeday @harper--pfg

COSMO I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW HELP

@asagewitch05 @donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @snek-of-eden @alleycatchitchat @damsnackbar03

LET'S GOOOOO

YOU WOULDNT

I WOULD😈😈

If I know tumblr, the amount of activity you get in 5 hours is 3, 30, 300, or 3,000

aight fellas we passed 30, time to go for 300

NONONONOONONONOONONONONOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO NE PLEASE NOOOO

it is your time my fellow tumblrina

don’t resist the call

COME FORTH MY SOLDIERS!!

@skelewashere @hyperfixating-is-my-thing @t8pew3rmf00l @everydayknifeday @harper--pfg

COSMO I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW HELP

@asagewitch05 @donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @snek-of-eden @alleycatchitchat @damsnackbar03

LET'S GOOOOO

mutuals do this!!!!

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

@epsilonicronecronomicon @ghoulzencrypted @catsithkelpie @possibly-in-wonderland @thr4shit

B r e a d

@possibly-in-wonderland @somethings-stirring @smolfrosted @brianssock

b r o d

@bunniesbearsandadventures

mmm good soup :3

@mikroschmitt @urlocalweirdperson1232 @justalittlerandomartist @fishdaddyjinbe

Yippee!

@et3rnal-dr3am3r @girlbossodysseus @icefireanimates @xplr-americasfavoriteladies

@fictfrenzy @asagewitch05 @ikibli

@embracesadness

.... i want to eat this so bad-

Ugh the power went out cause of a storm

If you went out it'd be like this ^

dw we're good now👍

if you're seeing this pretty please make yourself in this picrew it's really pretty I'm begging you

this was so fun :] and i love the art style

@cheriebunie @sugarswann @starfishdustt @sleevie-7567 @thiskittysgotclaws13 @get-snuck-up-on @melhenn @bingusdingusbitches @damsnackbar03 @mullet-man05 @izumi-san888 @ctrlaltedits @ferf-bish @redraptor7777 + anyone i forgot/open tags :p

ty for the tag <3

at first i didn't love the style but it's acc really charming and now i love it!!

@poetic-sponge @angry-oil-slick11 @robinbriar + open tag 🫶

i love this artstyle!! ashjgkja so yummy!

@thegremlininyourcloset @grayson-on-the-chandelier @insufferablewhore @dogskahara @metalfortunecookie1216 @cookiesnotd3ad @ anyone who wants too <3

I JUST GOT BEETLEJUICE TAROT CARDS-

HOLY SHIT THAT'S COOL

IMMA UNBOX THEM LATER AND RECORD IT

I'LL POST IT LATER

ARHDGA

I CAN'T UPLOAD THE VIDEO IT'S TOO BIG AJDHGAJ

FUCK IT IMMA PUT IT ON MY YT.

I'LL LINK IT.

HERE'S MY REVIEW

i added that blur bcs i was wearing short (didn't show anything but better safe than sorry)