this meal planning stuff is easy

oh so everyone gets to have fun and skip and dance about eating microplastics but a girl cant even eat microleads in peace

Training my parents to be funnier

NOT FUNNY

msg stands for mmmmmmm so good

metal sear golid

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

we need to kill whoever invented onedrive

this guy in the deadlock discord server keeps posting gameplay clips in 5120x1440 resolution and nobody can comment on his gameplay because of how distractingly bad his aspect ratio is

boy get that wide ass video off my screen

my collection

hedgehog stew

HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY

Alexander the Great swung his sword to cut the Gordian knot, but his sword struck on metal. 

“I neglected to mention”, said the sage who had informed Alexander about the knot in the first place, “There is a flexible steel cord inside the rope, specifically to prevent you from cutting it.”

Alexander pondered. “What if I burned it?”

The sage laughed. “Steel doesn’t burn, idiot. Also, you shouldn’t burn the rope because it’s synthetic. Who knows what kind of harmful chemicals might be released.”

Alexander weighed the pros and cons. On one hand, he didn’t want to inhale noxious chemicals. On the other, king of Asia. He came to a determination. 

“It’s not like I’m gonna be inhaling these chemicals every day. Just this once.” And so he burnt the rope. Once it had mostly sloughed off, untangling the thinner coil was easy. 

Moral of the story: It’s ok to burn synthetics sometimes. 

me when i have to go to my job that i willingly applied for and honestly isn’t even difficult and is on the whole pretty enjoyable

Sketch pages of my little Pokemon guys from my most recent run in Violet! Above cut are: Pebble, 8-Ball, and Moro. Below cut are Orchid, Ponyo, and Bitty.

40 degrees and sunny