Time for a new pinned, now that my new ref is done!

Here's me, okashi! I love cooking, looking at cool art, video games, and spending time with friends! I'm very open to asks and messages, so don't hesitate to get to know me!

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While I'm riding the motivation spike from the new pinned, I might as well add my secondary sona as well :)

My piñata boy, Citrix! He is full of weed and will burn down all government buildings!

(For reference, they contain NO candy, only meat-)

He works at a bar built next to Okashi's kitchen; they're besties :D

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Isekai except the fantasy world is literally just like a ten minute hike away from everything else and has just explicitly never been found.

The protagonist gets hit by a truck but instead of dying they roll down a comically tall hill through like a mile of woods and then they wake up in a fantasy village

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

please, my dog, he is sick

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

Found out that they apparently have a fully modeled and scripted fast headcrab in half life alyx's files despite them never appearing in the game.

And they for whatever reason updated its design with the most unsettling arrangement of teeth on its underside.

The devs said they cut it because apparently it was pants shittingly terrifying when it jumped at your face in VR with no warning lmao

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tumblr has always been my favorite platform, over the past few years i’ve seen more kindness here than most corners of the internet. thank u all so much for the support over the years, hope u like this celebratory kitty image :3

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#this is pornographic

@merryfinches

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

Putting teaboot's tags here too because this joy for life needs to be shared I think

the strap on review, for those curious

:3

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

@coltonclay don't think you're getting away with this one

hello everyone this is cardie's new design going forward

putting the gon back in cardiegon

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.