i don't need to take this from some dumb bitch with no cutie mark

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

Five Things orphan_account Said

In Five Things, orphan_account discusses having one of AO3's oldest accounts, preserving fanworks, and being mistaken for a real person. Read more on otw-news.org/yck7a29c

my favourite thing is characters who just met the person theyre literally going to be wildly in love with for the rest of their lives and theyre like “:/ they’re not all that” this is so embarrassing for u

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

David Rec List 🐶

Some fic recs featuring our favourite beagle 🐶

1:23am, white house by @cricketnationrise

a beagle's guide to finding love by @miharaikko

Always Where I Need To Be by @cha-melodius

And they call it— by @clottedcreamfudge

His Gormless Idiot(s) by @redlightsandicedtea

i can't help it if you look like an angel by @coffeecatsme

In the Dog Days by @cha-melodius

just me and my dog (and a possible view) by bleedingballroomfloor

Love At First Bark by @everwitch-magiks

man-servant's best friend by @14carrotghoul

no beagles were harmed in the telling of this story by @jackwolfes

Precisely zero dalmatians by @clottedcreamfudge

pull the truth right from my lips by @athousandrooms

Sit. Down. Please Stay. by @historicallysam

someone to settle your soul by @callmevenji

Under the Supervision of Orion by royal_chandler

Huge thanks to the lovely team of volunteers for helping collect these recs (shoutout to @na-dineee, who submitted 15 out of the 16 recs listed 😂❤️) If you’d like to help out too, check out the Volunteers Page 🥰

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

Croissant manatee 🥐

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

okay so we have to go back to the basics. men kissing each other

you should be cheering

women kissing each other

more cheering please

men who are women kissing women who are men

literally me

Really? Then where's the person you're kissing - oh wait, you don't have any.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM. also how do you know that. i could have a person and you'd never know, stranger

Prove it then. You won't, because there isn't one.

. . .

EXECUTION

Playing off of cliches, ey? Too bad, you're far from royal, and certainly not my boss.

OKAY PULL UP ILL BITE YOUR HAND OFF >:(

That's not very friendly clown of you.

And tthats not very friendly jester of you!

I don't think you know what jesters are meant to be. It's our job to be unfriendly

yknow what. screw you!

Clow BITES SJS HAND????

*It splits its face down the middle to open its mouth.*

You sure you want to do that?

. . .yeah. hell yeah.

*It latches its teeth into clows arm*

Is this still my post or do you two want it