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The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

I AM GOING TO SOB NO I DIDNT CHEAT RAPUNZEL HERE I COME

Shit, I forgot to screenshot😭😭

Anyways I got Ever After High!!!!!! AHHHHH THATS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD THAT SHOW WAS MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD

I got buffy and the vampire Slayer. No idea what that is, but okay???

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG

After spinning like 10 times I finally got one I recognized ._.

Strange family quotes:

"Welcome, bad luck, if you're alone."

And

"The devil always shits on one heap"

Meaning:

If there's more things that'll go wrong please fuck off but if it's just the one thing, whatever. The implication is, of course, that there are always more things that will go wrong.

And

When one thing goes wrong, everything about that goes wrong.

I mostly write like dour and severely depressed maedhros but more and more I’m starting to love the idea of a maedhros post thangoridrim who is just thrilled to be alive, who lives for the light of the sun and the taste of food and is known for his jokes and constantly wants to be around his family. Like he can definitely be pragmatic and vigilant, he can even be kind of paranoid but he’ll if morgoth is going to steal the simple joy he has for just getting to see his friends and family again. This man loves the world so so much, and then when the silmaril burns his hand, all that joy evaporates and the world seems cruel once more

One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal. 

This just in: Eowyn and Eomer’s names actually start with the letter “L.” [source for other nerds

No, they have Westron names and English names.

What you’ve got to understand is that everything Tolkien wrote was him pretending to merely translate ancient documents. He was writing as if the Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings were actually been written by Bilbo, Frodo, and Sam (or Bilba, Maura, and Ban) and he was just some random contemporary academic translating it all into English for us. 

There are many languages in his books, but generally speaking, everything written in English in the books is a translation of the language “Westron.” Therefore any names that come from Westron, he translated. Names coming from other languages, like Sindarin, he left as they were. Why? IDK. Maybe because the stories are from a hobbit perspective and hobbits speak Westron, so he wanted the Westron parts to sound familiar and the other languages/names to remain foreign? 

“But Mirkwoodest!” you cry, “The word ‘hobbit’ isn’t an English word! And the names Bilbo Baggins, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin Took, and Meriadoc Brandybuck” all sounds super weird and not like English at all!”

Psych! They are in English! (Or Old English, German, or Norse.) Once again you underestimate what a nerd Tolkien was. Let me break it down: 

In Westron, hobbits are actually called “kuduk,” which means “hole-dweller,” so for an English translation, Tolkien called them “hobbits” which is a modernization of the Old English word “holbytla” which comes from “Hol” (hole) and “Bytla”(builder)

“Maura” is a Westron name which means “Wise.” Weirdly enough, “Frodo” is an actual Proto-Germanic name that actual people used to have and it means the same thing. 

“Banazîr” is Westron for “half-wise, or simple.” In Proto Germanic, the prefix “Sam” means half, and wise is obviously a word we still use. 

“Razanur” means “Traveler” or “Stranger” which is also the meaning of the word “Peregrin(e)” This one is a twofer because  “Razar” means “a small red apple” and in English so does “Pippin.”

“Kalimac” apparently is a meaningless name in Westron, but the shortened form “Kali” means “happy,” so Jirt decided his nickname would be “Merry” and chose the really obscure ancient Celtic name “Meriodoc” to match. 

Jirt chose to leave “Bilba” almost exactly the same in English, but he changed the ending to an “O” because in Westron names ending in “a” are masculine. 

I’m not going to go on and talk about the last names but those all have special meanings too (except Tûk, which is too iconic to change more than the spelling of, apparently). 

The Rohirrim were also Westron speakers first and foremost, so their names are also “translations” into Old English and Proto-Germanic words, i.e. “Eowyn”  is a combination of “Eoh” (horse) and “Wynn” (joy/bliss)

“Rohirrim/Rohan” are Sindarin words, but in the books, they call themselves the “Éothéod” which is an Old English/Norse combo that means “horse people.” Tolkien tells us in the “Peoples of Middle Earth” that the actual Westron for “Éothéod” is Lohtûr, which means that Eowyn and Eomer’s names, which come from the same root word, must also start with the letter L. 

The names of all the elves, dwarves, Dunedain, and men from Gondor are not English translations, since they come from root words other than Westron. 

The takeaway from this is that when a guy whose first real job was researching the history and etymology of words of Germanic origin beginning with the letter “W” writes a book, you can expect this kind of tomfoolery.

Notes: Sorry I said “Razal” instead of “Razar” in my original post I’m a fraud. 

Further Reading: 

I’m having a stroke

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perfectionistdia

Tolkien was the most extra son of a bitch my goodness

This is why C.S. Lewis wanted to punch Tolkien in the face sometimes. 

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In the great hierarchy of nerds, Tolkien remains at the very top.

No one can top Tolkien.

pretend? pretend to translate????

… who is Jirt?

My favourite name for him isn’t on this list.

Jonald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien.

I first saw it used by @elodieunderglass but I do not know if she was the originator

I don’t think I was but it definitely made a home in my heart.

“Bilbo” is a kind of practical short sword. Most people don’t know that

I’m sure it’s already been asked in the notes but is @mirkwoodest Stephen Colbert?

It has indeed been asking before, but no. I am a nonbinary preschool teacher/aspiring elementary school teacher. He probably knows more silm lore than I do, but I think I know more about Westron and the fights Tolkien got into with various translators in his lifetime. Also I’m not the Ultimate Nerd, there’s actually a mistake in in the original post (which I made 2ish years ago lol). The dwarves’ names are also translations!

QJANSNSJBS I FOUND IT FINALLY

One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal. 

the suffering never ends

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This is the real process

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thewritingbeast

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BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST.

Oh my God!

It’s amazing, some links aren’t working for me but those who are, are spectacular.

something about honorable men who spend years alone in the wilderness is like catnip to elven women. arwen, idriel, lúthien. they just can't help themselves. the air of nobility and unwashed ass compels them.

Anonymous asked:

Why does Rivendell seem so empty in the movies(Hobbit and LotR)?

Elrond: The Rivendell people are not stupid. They know when to hide. 

Erestor: We have a list, you see, of what do to in certain situations. And the first on the list is ‘if Gandalf is coming by for a visit, make yourself scarce.' 

Glorfindel: The second on the list is 'if Estel is coming home, disappear' 

Elrohir: Third on the list 'If Legolas is with him. Run.' 

Elladan: Fourth 'if the three of them are coming to Rivendell together. Escape through the secret passages and seek refuge with the Galadhrim or Thranduil’s people.' 

Lindir: Five is 'if the three of them are already in sight of Rivendell and you have not left… you are trapped, you cannot get out, they are coming.' 

Arwen: And it kind of goes on to explain what to do if a bunch of Dwarves shows up, and how to handle hobbits. It’s a very extensive list… I believe Thranduil has something similar… 

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Anonymous asked:

Mae govannen everyone! I was wondering (don't ask me why) what the worst injury was that you sustained, and how you got it. Were any of you ever on the brink of death? Greetings to all of you!

Elrond: Mae govannen.

Glorfindel: … well. There was this one time. Where I died. So death. By Balrog. 

Elrond: Don’t show off, Glorfindel. 

Glorfindel: I’m not. 

Elrond: Mhm. *beat* One time Elros shoved me off a cliff and I broke most of the bones in my leg. 

Arwen: What?

Elrond: Er. We were very young children, and I’m certain he didn’t mean for me to fall over the edge…

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I have a birthmark smack dab in between my eyebrows.

I like it when ppl play with my hair :)

I used to collect gum wrappers and fold them into tiny compact and smooth rectangles

I had around 40

I once went a full year only eating popcorn

^that do be wild lol

My first solo in high school was "Slipping through my Fingers" by ABBA at a school talent night. I'm almost sure the next one (my first one in Choir yeyyy) was "Money Money Money" also by ABBA shshshss

(slipping through my fingers? hang on, isn't that also the name of-)

(all lore vanishes from brain)

When I was six years old, I convinced my teacher that "for" was a subordinating conjunction. The reason? Said teacher was a bully and I was out for revenge.

[(idk what the 'not' means before the tags but I hope this doesn't mean that I'm not allowed to continue this lmao)]

(lore drop??? Lore drop today???)

(wait lemme think)

I caught COVID-19 like, 3 times iirc, though I was the first one to start wearing masks in my town because ya girl has health anxiety.

Also I used to be an academic girlie before somehow losing it this year [within the top 70 in in like, 300k students who have this one particular exam in 8th grade(or was it 900K? I don't remember) and a 98% in 10th grade board examination (that exam is one hell of a big deal where I live. Been in regional newspapers for both of the above] and on the contrary, shit went down and I'm struggling to pass this year.

ALSO I once had an insect fly into my ear when I was little and it was so traumatic I don't even remember that

Also, @badplacetohaveagoodtime @fangirlmyth @it-shall-pass and @ everyone else who wants to join!

I have yet to pass the theory exam for my driving license. I've already failed twice but the exam is HARD okay???

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”

Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism

“I tied my body’s physical shape to my self-image. As long as I feel young, I won’t age.”

“I see it also gave you… ah…”

“Massive dobonhonkeroos?”

“I was trying to find a more diplomatic way to bring it up.”

“An unexpected side effect, but not an unwelcome one.”

“Shall I assume it’s she/her from here on out, then?”

“Oh yes.”

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

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IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

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microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

fully expected 40k notes ngl

Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook

Wild to see this on my dash over a year later. Quick update on the aforementioned microwave it did get a whole burned through it but that was not due to this. Long story short don't leave your university experiments of how plasma can be formed at low temps with proper ionization setups plugged in underneath your microwave during a storm.

GIRL??????? I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED????

I DID I DIDNT PUT ANYTHING METAL IN THE MICROWAVE. JUST ON THE STOVE UNDER IT.

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING SCIENCE DXPERIMENTS ON THE STOVE??????

leave your experiments unattended. this is how we discovered penicillin!!

GIRL ORCA LEFT THE EXPERIMENT UNATTENDED AND MELTED A HOLE THROUGH HER MICROWAVE. ARE U IMPLYING THAT MICROWAVE WAS A PETRI DISH AND THE MELTED HOLE IS A LIVE SAVING FUNGUS?????

It proved its infact entirely possible to make plasma hot enough to separate water into hydrogen and oxygen (far cooler than the burning point of my microwave) using 12V and <0.1 amps of electricity at room temp so I'd say close enough!

how can you do all of this while also leaving it on the stove . please I'm begging why is ur knowledge base made out of swiss cheese 😭😭🙏

WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA PUT IT. ON THE FLOOR WITH THE CATS? ON MY WOODEN DESK???

I DONT KNOW MAYBE IN A GARAGE??? OR NOT PLUGGED IN??????? OR IN A LAB????????????

Okay the lab comment is fair I should have left it at uni but they don't have locks and I didn't want it to get stolen :(

you don't want it to get stolen but risking a house fire is fine???? 😭😭

Eurylochus held true to Odysseus' words about love, and nobody really acknowledges it.

They are perfect foil for each other.

  • Odysseus' struggle to keep his crew alive and ultimately ends in their deaths and his fleet's destruction.
  • Eurylochus' struggle to keep Odysseus alive and the crew safe ultimately ends in his brother being stabbed and heart break.

Every song and scene they have together has them take separate paths to try to reach their results.

"Remember Them" — Odysseus is filled with pain and haunting memories, and Eurylochus tries harder to tell his captain to be cautious because he saw what happened. They're hurting. This pain will manifest in two different ways.
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"Luck Runs Out" — Odysseus is blind to his own arrogance and overconfidence while Eurylochus, singing for himself and the crew, reminds him that the powers above are dangerous. The captain sees this as mild insubordination; Eurylochus sees it as the only way to be able to express his concern but agrees to stop publicly doubting his king.
  • "You rely on wit and then men die on it" = why can't you see that you are not the "neither man or mythical" you claim to be
"Puppeteer" — Eurylochus finally starts a song, a significant development, to confess something to his king because he knows what he has done wrong and wants to be honest and upfront. Odysseus dismisses him due to the problems in his mind and what he thinks is priority. The second-in-command knows how saving people always seems to go and tries to sway Odysseus to cut off the metaphorical lizard tail. Odysseus is haunted by the deaths that have already occurred and wants to hold onto any crew member that he can.
  • "There's no length I wouldn't go if it was you I had to save. I can only hope you'd do the same." He does not know that Eurylochus being able to doubt him so much and remind him of mortality is him sticking his neck out. He's closer to Odysseus and has a tighter bond, but he can still be punished for lack of obedience. He breaks the rules for Odysseus, and all the man sees is a rule-breaker due to familiarity. He's doing the same every time he speaks.
  • "It's a game of wits, but you don't have to play" = reminder, Ody, that we can leave and keep trying

(In between) Notice we don't hear Eurylochus as a strong voice w/ the crew since Odysseus hushed him on Circe's Island. I believe this is significant. He doesn't speak until he can reveal his sins.

"Scylla" — Eurylochus can finally let the news off of his chest, but unfortunately for him, three songs ago his captain decided to become a monster. Odysseus, betrayed already and knowing he must sacrifice six men includes his right hand in the torchbearers lineup, but someone steals the torch. This series of actions has Eurylochus suspect/know the plot while noticing his captain did nothing but resign himself.
  • "Leaving them feeling betrayed, breaking the bonds that you've made..." A double meaning. The right-hand left his captain feeling betrayed. The king left his brother-in-law feeling betrayed. The entire crew is in pain and has had enough.

Note: All of Scylla's lines have multiple meanings, but I'll be here all night if I try to dissect each one in this post.

"Mutiny" — The sacrifice is the final straw for Eurylochus. He held back before because Odysseus' goal was to keep them alive and go home, but there's none of that here. He demands an answer but cannot be given one. With regret, he does the only thing he can think and fights Odysseus, hoping to beat him and make him finally come off his high horse or false near-god ideology or beat sense into him at the very least.
Zoom to the future, Eurylochus cannot lead the men on his own with his own will and has lost hope. Odysseus begs him not to make any rash decision, but he kills the cow of the sun god and shocks himself out of the depressed and desperate haze he was in.
  • "Don't make me fight you, brother, you know you'd have done the same" = if you were in my position, would you not sacrifice for my sister?
  • "If you want all the power, you must carry all the blame" = you cannot appeal to my empathy to cover up your mistakes anymore, brother
  • "I'm just a man." It's ironic that the only time he uses this line for himself reflects Odysseus' blindness in a different way. He speak almost like he's in a trance and is driven by his instincts. Odysseus says he's just a man to protest his emotions and needs and ultimate choice to throw away lives because he needs his goal. Though many comment jokingly on Eurylochus not deserving this line, I think this is his own way of being shown to connect to his captain before the shit drops.
"Thunder Bringer" — Eurylochus says the least during this song. His solitary lines are calling for his captain, his brother, his friend one last time and admitting to himself and Odysseus the inevitability of his choice he already knows is chosen. In Neal Illustrator's depiction of this particular song, it shows the crew surging forward at the betrayal as Eurylochus stays behind with a lost and broken look. That hurt resignation is the last thing we see from Eurylochus for the rest of the musical.

Oh my gods, these are the perfect antagonist and protagonist duo, and I love them together dearly.

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

Rebageling again because... what gets me most about this interpretation is the softness.  When I read the poem, I read it as exultant and fierce.  The tiger within was the tiger burning bright of another poem’s fame.  The tiger destroyed his cage, and who knew what next now that he was out.

Here, we’re given an answer.  The tiger steps out and is surprised by the soft grass under his feet, delighted, goes wide-eyed with wonder, and leaps into the meadow.  Here, the focus isn’t the cage’s destruction, but getting out, being out, so that the last glimpse we’re given is the tiger now tiny (and joyful!) in the distance, surrounded by the wide green expanse of freedom.

I always wonder if Nael knows how famous this poem has become.

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