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mars

@honeyimhomeosexual

they/them (idk? fuck gender)
too many fandoms to count

intro post timeee ‼️

hi, you can call me mars.

this is my only account because i don’t want to switch between multiple ones for all my interests, so you’ll mostly be seeing f1 and dip and pip, but occasionally another hyperfixiation of the month (i’m allowed to say that, i have an adhd diagnosis, don’t come at me) does slip between the cracks.

im also on ao3 as @/sillylittlelesbianlikescats (so far i’ve only written one thing, but i’m working on so much other stuff, so i hope it’ll be more at some point in time)

some of my takes:

f1:

•i will forever miss logan sargeant (my baby, my bear, my wife *sad eagle noises*)

•fuck the fia, james vowels, christian horner, jos verstappen and nelson piquet :3

• i don’t hate any driver (i might get a bit pissy if someone pushes alex off track, but i’ll get over it)

•im german, so i have a very strong parasocial bond with seb, nico (rosberg) and schumi because i grew up watching them race

dip n pip:

not a lot to say but

•if ur one of those phanies who thinks shipping them is bad then i don’t think this account is the place for u, sorry

so yea, that’s me, my asks and dms are always open if u want to talk.

stay safe and have fun on the wild fields of the internet :33

Starts beating the shit out of everybody no jist kidding I don’t know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack

Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good

Max went stratospheric and put the shitbox on pole and GP is just 🤓🤓🤓 going through the data…

That’s my emotional support dilf and I love him dearly.

Things that happened this weekend that were more interesting than the Japanese GP

  • Grass fire 1
  • Grass fire 2
  • The mysterious disappearance of Lewis' umbrella
  • Grass fire 3
  • The pr-race rain
  • The track drying
  • Grass fire 4
  • Charles pursuing an engineering degree mid race
  • The seatbelts making an attempt at Isacks life and bal-[redacted]

Unfortunately I don’t know the difference between being hunted for sport and watching two McLaren’s chasing down Max but you know good job my love

"I've never seen such a well-behaved opening lap."

Well ofc it is when I wake up at 6 fucking am

people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

me and @cryptkeepersshadow met in the ao3 comment section and then got married :33

isack hadjar your seatbelt woes and emotional honesty have filled me with a near parental level of affection and concern

to me he's like a particularly highly strung teenager at my youth theatre job panicking to me because a button has broken on his costume 30 minutes before a tech run and i was the first adult he found (this is not my department and yet i drop everything related to my actual job to help him immediately)

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