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I should probably be working

@loquarocoeur

Alex, 20s, she/they, fic writer, student, and pathological yapper Ao3
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Loquarocoeur info:

Firstly: Obligatory mature content warning

Hi, my name is Alex

Alternatively I am also referred to as loquarocoeur, loq, loquacker, loquawhatever, or other varieties of my username, and when I deserve it I will also accept several insults

I do have other interests, but this is mostly an F1 blog

You probably know me from my Ao3 (Probably Yours Verse or Casual)

I think I'm mainly known as that insane Lestappen bottom Max/top Charles enthusiast, otherwise also a Landoscar enjoyer who lied about how much angst there would be in Casual (sorry again)

Lestappen complete masterlist here

Landoscar complete masterlist here

I am also a full time student with a busy life, so when the ask box is randomly off, I don't hate you, I'm just busy<3

I don't do much on here except answer asks, which sometimes turn into discussions, mainly yours verse

Other tags are not important, they're mainly for my personal organisation

FAQs under the cut:

#lestappen#landoscar#f1#masterpost#fic links#loq fic
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lucisdemon asked:

I love a good lestappen marriage fic as much as the next person but I don’t think people utilize the fact that gay marriage isn’t legal in Monaco as a plot device enough

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Gonna be honest, that's probably because it's really hard to make that sound anything other than tragic and I can't be fucked to try and turn the complete lack of queer rights in some countries into a funny little gag and I'm so not ready for the level of angst a fic would need to have for this to be a plot device

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Reblogged stars-in-soup
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people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

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Anonymous asked:

god i love accidentally forgetting tumblr exists and then logging on to see your blog, it's so chaotic i adore it all

also, my adoption ceremony!! i'm a member of the family!! i'm not an orphan!! this is a win!! i request apple slices please!!

also also, honeypot, love, sweetheart, darling, if you're still single as a pringle, i wouldn't be opposed to waxing poetic about you 👀 (join our family it isn't a cult i SWEAR-)

also also also, swannon just casually dropping pure gold?? like actual beauty?? actual cinema, please and thank you??? our mother has truly fed us well 🙏

anyways that's it for my recap post, i'll try not to fade into the ether next time 🫡

-COI

(p.s. i'm expecting a wedding ceremony by the end of this year, either swannon and t-rex or loq and star bowl. i'll be very disappointed if there's neither.)

Lmao I accidentally extra faded you, sorry, also my god stop sexting in my asks

@stars-in-soup and I have something going on that completely transcends the mortal simplicities of marriage, how dare you insinuate we could be reduced to such banalities

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Anonymous asked:

Makes me think a bit about that group that went out of their way to show colapinto rpf fanart of ocon and lance (I think?), whiiiich... 😬 Don't? Do that?

Practice rpf rules, people!

– 🦖

No idea what this was about but yes mood don't do that

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Anonymous asked:

Hi Alex

Hope you’re doing well. It’s been a while since we’ve read anything from you and I was wondering if you were writing something new and could we like get a snippet 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

I really love your writing❤️

Ha ahem mm😅 I've definitely accidentally ignored you for like a week

I mean I suppose I am very slowly working on some stuff but this year's really killing me and I don't want to jinx anything by promising you things, but you can have an old little thing from the random cuts and snippets document:

"Charles is that another dog toy?" Max yells.

"No," Charles lies, guilty.

"Charles."

"Okay, yes, but it's a hedgehog! It reminded me of you, because it's so prickly."

Max throws him with the hedgehog.

"See?"

#i can't remember what this was from or for but i thought it was actually kind of funny#asks
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Anonymous asked:

I forget things can be shared outside of the sanctity of tumblr and then I see it on twitter or Pinterest and go Oh Dear. Horrifying 💀

~ 🦢

As long as it's not Twitter it's okay for now...

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Anonymous asked:

LOQUACK YOUVE BEEN PINTERESTEDDD

You popped up on my feed and I was like I recognize that little cat face

Have I really? I want to see, show me

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Reblogged formulanni
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delicatedoggie-deactivated20240

do NOT develop a parasocial relationship with that internet person they WILL disappoint u. not me though. u can all be parasocial with me, i will never hurt u like that

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Reblogged godsopenwound
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weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

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older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"

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