*FizziePop & Angel Thoughts* — "I'm Blitz, the 'o' is silent."

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“I’m Blitz, the ‘o’ is silent.”

(Blitz⌀ headcanons I feel are valid)

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  • Blitz sleeps with a stuffed Spirit because that’s his favorite horse movie
  • Growing up in the circus, he never needed to really learn how to read or write so Blitz didn’t really know how to read or write properly until he was an adult, I think just before the show picks up. 
  • His father beat him frequently when he was young and very rarely gave him praise for anything, as a result he thought that was how he was supposed to be treated and had a string of abusive partners in his younger years.
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  • He’s not responsible for the accident that is believed to be the cause of his falling out with Fizz, he was blamed for it so much after the fact that he has conditioned himself to feel guilty about it.
  • Blitz makes Loona horse shaped pancakes every saturday morning and has since he adopted her
  • After the adoption was finalized, Blitz’s sinstagram page was almost entirely pictures of Loona doing the most mundane things.
  • He’s obsessed with M&M’s relationship because he was the one who set them up together when Millie was hired on and he can’t help but marvel at how they’ve grown as a couple.
  • In the episode “Truth Seekers”, Blitz was more concerned about the safety of his team than himself, so much so that he tried to convince the agents to keep him there and let Moxxie go while he was unconscious.
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  • Despite denying it, he loves cuddling with Stolas and he sleeps the best when they’re together.
  • He’s tried to kill Stella twice after learning about some of the abuse she put her husband through.
  • While he offered Striker a job, he would’ve fired him soon after seeing how miserable having him around made Moxxie
  • Like Loona and Stolas, Blitz has a human form but refuses to use it because he doesn’t like that his scars translate into his human form and he hasn’t found a way to hide them
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  • His favorite food is pizza
  • He often calls I.M.P. a family owned and operated business
  • He occasionally falls asleep in the fetal position with the end of his tail in his mouth. His mother took countless pictures of him and his sister in that same position as babies. 
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