magic tricks

if kaz and jesper had gone to uni together..

@yuras​’ archive

Commission for @somniarish

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“I knew you’d come.“ 

Sith Oikawa inspired by Scribes fanfiction ‘Duel of the Fates’

HELLO I AM STILL MESSED UP OVER THIS LIKE A WEEK LATER. It’s so gorgeous; the colors and perspective and mood and /everything/ is perfection. You really know how to create poignant atmosphere. God. I’m dying. Thank you forever. 

Mechanic Adam  ❤ ♡ ❤ 

So why didn’t I realize until now that “unguibus et rostro” doesn’t just translate literally to “claws and beak”

it’s a Latin expression about persistence and giving your all—fighting with everything you have for something you want?? idiomatically comparable to phrases like “heart and soul” and “with all one’s strength/force/might”?? these nerds and their stupid love language are gonna kill me I swear

dark academia Adam

are they, you know *imitates framing a latin teacher for murder* in love?

my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..

me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

(art)

The Raven Boys (2017) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

“Henrietta is quite a place.”

trc coffeeshop au because i can never get enough of those 

blue owns a coffee shop, “blue moon”, and gansey always comes in RIGHT at closing time because he doesn’t sleep so he just fills up on caffeine to make it through the night and blue HATES HIM because he single-handedly holds her and her employees up to cater to his needs. but adam would hate her if she insisted on closing because he (grudgingly) needs gansey’s obscene tips and noah just likes to watch blue rip gansey apart

then one night gansey drags ronan in and flings him at the counter, frantically calling for a towel because ronan is bleeding all over the place and “ronan, for god’s sake, try and save yourself some blood you’re making a mess of this fine establishment”. blue’s gang proceeds to watch in horrified awe as gansey chews out this stranger for “recklessly endangering yourself, ronan - worse,  recklessly endangering anyone else on the street who gets caught in the crossfire of you and that dirtbag kavinsky” 

and blue takes notice because this gansey is kinda hot? like, usually, he just humbly takes her lectures, but here he is lecturing and it’s… nice. 

noah leans over the counter to poke at ronan’s wounds and laughs when ronan slaps him away. adam just kinda blithely comments on fast cars and compensating. ronan takes offense and starts to spit an insult but then gets a good look at adam and chokes on it. and then he gets even more angry because who even is this ethereal asshole, and he picks a fight. then he orders a drink. then he tips a hundred bucks and tells adam he makes the shittiest cup of coffee he’s ever had. adam thinks this is some passive aggressive way of asserting his wealth and categorically insults every piece of ronan from his shaved head to his deliberately distressed shabby-chic clothes. 

ronan declares war on “blue moon” and shows up every day to order something new, make direct eye contact with adam, and stare him down as he throws it in the trash. gansey keeps showing up for coffee and to ineptly flirt with blue. noah keeps adding drinks to the menu that are 9/10s sugar. they are all a beautiful mess. 

Ronan declares war on “blue moon” and shows up every day to order something new, make direct eye contact with Adam, and stare him down as he throws it in the trash.

I would read 1000 words of this. And I would read 5000 more. 

interesting how I raised this child

“Parrish? That kid’s got an uncanny green thumb”

Lazy summer mornings 🌿 ☀️

they have to explain to gansey what anime is and it is the worst conversation any of them has ever had