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theres a patient for you, dr. greene.

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Arex // he/him // formerly cookiekraftwerk // marsan truther

ive made this post before but again why do northern state trans people talk like the government is fully just rounding up and executing transgenders on sight in the south

like yeah it sucks balls and all to live here sometimes but its so funny when some new yawka or whatever is like “i want to travel to [thing] so bad but I can’t, because it’s in [southern state], where i could be arrested, or shot in the street, because it is illegal to be trans there. so i guess i’ll just never get to go to the thing :( ” buddy many of us live here every day and are transgender in public every day i wont pretend there’s 0 risk but many of you are starting to sound like those true crime podcast people who rearrange their lives around minimizing the chances of being kidnapped and sex trafficked from a midday target parking lot

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

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Damn a lot less of you watching and commenting on the Pitt know real addicts in your personal lives than I had assumed for some reason lol

“Landgon is irredeemably EVIL and should DIE for stealing drugs and being mean to Robby” Oh you’ve never done an actual intervention or loved someone who had to be forced into rehab. That’s cool.

Anyway Robby seems intimately familiar with the super specifics about what kind of rehab is necessary for a physician addicted to narcotics. Could mean nothing.

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idk if anyone has corn plated this but i love santos getting handed the coffee & immediately handing it to whitaker so much. such an unimportant detail to the script but sooo key to their early characterization. they’re so cute 2 me

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what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL

and you were HOMELESS

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Come on, man. You never heard of second chances? Here’s your second chance. 30-day inpatient treatment program, followed by random urine tests, 50 to 60 a year, followed by mandatory NA meetings three to four times a week for the first three years. Three years? Of a five-year program.

THE PITT, 1.15 “9:00 P.M.”

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