debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

it’s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don’t even have to go out and buy anything.

a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette

First image of a tardigrade (1773)

actually my desire is normal sized. small even

and it doesn’t even bother me that much

Cy Twombly’s 17th century house and studio at Bassano in Teverina. Photo by François Halard

something i posted an hour ago does not represent who i am now

Celandine and Lange Lijs  jug  -  Ingrid Smuling, 2022.

Dutch,  b. 1944 -

Oil on panel , 20 x 20 cm.

can i kill myself for a second

snow in central oxford

having thousands of followers can sometimes be annoying but sometimes it rules bc when i get like two notes on a post it's So fucking funny. and the crowd goes dead fucking silent. nobody liked that. seven thousand people in the room and two of them gave you a pity golf clap. genuinely unironically it fucking rules