actually my desire is normal sized. small even

emails are the eagle to my prometheus. i am chained to my desk chair and every day they find me and eat away my sanity

almost every problem in the world can be fixed by having 4 really good friends who are also freaks

being both a mysterious enigma and an oversharer is easy if you consistently find yourself in situations even god couldn’t conceive of

just spent half an hour looking for a pair of trousers i was literally wearing

me and the mutuals

forgot to rinse out the cafetière immediately after i last used it incident. 1 dead 493748532 injured

if i don’t get my glasses back from the optician soon… well… for legal reasons i shan’t say… but you can infer… 😒

in my experience a doctor’s willingness to do bits with you directly correlates with their effectiveness as a medical professional

one has to assume waiting rooms get some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of having the most uncomfortable chairs known to man

websites have got to stop putting the sort by price low to high button (essential) right next to the sort by price high to low button (insane)

at the grocery store experiencing all five stages of grief simultaneously

so devastating when expensive things are good