Bffs Quotes

“Please follow these instructions:
1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly.
2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder.
3. Smack yourself over the head with it.
4. Repeat. You complete ass.”
― Leah Thomas, Because You'll Never Meet Me

“sometimes your bff in life is all you got so hold on to the person forever.”
― caitlynne crawford

“I was tanned, happy, and blowing a kiss to Cary, who’d playacted the role of a highfashion
photographer by calling out ridiculous encouragements. Beautiful, dahling. Show me sassy. Show me sexy. Brilliant.
Show me catty…rawr…”
― Sylvia Day, Bared to You

“Shoes are stupid. Why do people wear them?" -Bliss
He laughed, "So they don't step on a nail and get tetanus, that's why." -Cade
"Wear. Where. Wear. W's are wwweeird."-Bliss”
― Cora Carmack, Losing It

“Best friends are forever. That's why they're called BFFs.”
― Lauren Conrad, Sweet Little Lies

“Maybe we're on the wrong side of some metaphorical bridge where the grass is crusty and not grass at all, but sharp little spines of glass. I dunno, Moritz.
But the one little speck of green that I get is your letters, so please never stop writing me.
You got that?
Never stop.

Because you'll never meet me and it's the closest we can get.”
― Leah Thomas, Because You'll Never Meet Me

“Let me put it more artistically, with greater sophistication:
They left us in the toilet. In the deepest pile of shit. And we're coated in the crappy residue of their desicions. But that does not mean we are the one who pooped, Moritz. And neither are we the poop.

Never think that. We're not the poop.”
― Leah Thomas, Because You'll Never Meet Me

“But the thing with a best friend is that you’re never talking about nothing. Even when you’re talking about nothing, it’s something. The times when you think you’re talking about nothing, you’re actually talking about how you have someone with whom you can talk about nothing, and it’s fine.”
― Jeff Zentner, Rayne & Delilah's Midnite Matinee

“They all get the crazy idea that whoever has the most friends wins. One is enough.
Just find that one, irreplaceable someone.”
― Adachitoka, Noragami 01

“As juvenile as we sound, sometimes the most fun thing in the world is laughing with girls about boys.”
― Daria Snadowsky, Anatomy of a Single Girl

“As rare as true love actually is, true friendship is still harder to find.”
― Jason Lloyd, Salty Aftertaste

“When life gives up on you, know that your best friend will always be there.”
― TheKatAttack

“Who'd have thoght I could miss someone I've never actually met? Me. I've thought that. I miss tons of things I've never seen, and now you most of all.”
― Leah Thomas

“Hey Pete. What's up?"
"'What's up? You ran away from home!"
Dropping my backpack on a bench, I sat down and looked out at the water. "I'll be back next Monday. Is that still considered running away?"
I pulled the phone away from my ear as he hollered, "Yes, that's still running away!”
― H.R. Willaston, Nine Days

“Ya know, you're not supposed to fall in love with anyone when I'm not around to threaten them." - Jase”
― H.R. Willaston, Nine Days

“True friendship is trading photos from toilets. It’s a willingness to be vulnerable and stupid and irreverent in a way that other people can’t accept and that you can’t accept from other people.”
― Mike Wehner, The Girl Who Can Cook

“Different century. It’s totally okay.”
― Gwenn Wright, Lipstick & Bolsheviks

“The familiar (if loud) churn of the engine made it hard to talk, especially with the windows open (the air-conditioning didn’t work), but the day was warm and they blasted the music and sang along. Nessa loved singing at full volume. She couldn’t carry a tune, but with Bree it didn’t matter.”
― C. D. Bell, Weregirl

“If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?”
― Gwenn Wright, Lipstick & Bolsheviks

“Best friends are life's truth tellers.”
― T.J. Condon, Some Assembly Required: A True Story of Love and Organ Transplants

“Welcome, my beautiful, bright ray of redheaded sunshine!”
“Hello to you, too, weirdo,”
― Haley Cass, Those Who Wait

“You heard me, Laila. He broke up with Meri, and now, wants me back. I told him to go fuck himself.”
She smiles at me with pride. “That’s my bitch.” We click our bottles and swig a large mouthful.”
― Dora Sky, Delicious

“Lainie blurted, “Hank and Kyle wanna share me. Like, at-the-same-time type of sharing me.”

“Holy freakin’ shit.” Tanna’s big gray eyes went comically wide. “They’re offering you a threesome? With them?”
...
“Please tell me you said yes, Lainie.”

Her gaze flew to Tanna’s. “You’re not appalled?”

“Hell, no. I’m jealous.”
― Lorelei James, Corralled

“No, Jasper, no. Put your penis away for the love of the Creator. I can't unsee this! Did it just touch me?"

"You know you want it. My chocolate shake brings all the boys to Faerie!”
― Rory Miles, Tainted Power - The Complete Series

“She slipped her arm through mine as we walked through the school gates. “I’ll always have your back, Emmie.”
― Colby Bettley, Ugly Words

“It would take an utterly uncharacteristic move on Margot’s part, like murdering someone, to make Elle hate her. Even then, Elle would at least ask why before passing judgment.”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, Written in the Stars

“... The last thing I want to do is harsh your vibe or rain on your parade, but I take no shit on your behalf. I haven’t since the day we moved into the dorms freshman year and you demanded we stay up all night bonding over burnt microwave popcorn because you, and I quote, have a feeling we’re supposed to be best friends. I’m not going to start now.”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, Written in the Stars

“My best friend and other business partner, Adeena Awan, was embracing spring's floral vibes by pushing her signature lavender chai latte as well as her new seasonal creations, including a lavender honey latte (the honey sourced from Elena's uncle's local apiary), lavender calamansi-ade, and a sampaguita matcha latte (I didn't really like floral flavors, but even I had to admit the matcha drink was stunning).
As for me, I was leaning into "spring means green" and had prepared pandan-pistachio shortbread and brownies with a pandan cheesecake swirl. I also came up with a red bean brownie recipe, which wasn't particularly spring-like, but hey, I was in a brownie mood. And for a quick no-bake option, I developed buko pandan mochi Rice Krispie treats, which would be sure to delight our youngest customers”
― Mia P. Manansala, Murder and Mamon