Cannon Quotes

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Jeff Mach
“The farther removed you are from people actually shooting at you, the more you forget that cannons can do something to you other than fire salutes.”
Jeff Mach, "I Hate Your Time Machine": A fiction-fueled guide to some of the worst tropes of Fantasy & Science Fiction

Anupama Garg
“A weak person demonstrates his weakness by using a cannon where stick could have worked.”
Anupama Garg, The Tantric Curse

Hank Bracker
“KaBoom…. The roar of the cannon could be heard reverberating for miles around. The volatile sound boomed off the side of the hill that the school was on, and echoed across the Bagaduce River. I don’t know if the 3”/50 caliber gun, mounted as a decorative piece in front of Richardson Hall, was ever fired in anger, but now for the first time, as far as anyone could remember, it had been fired as a lark.
The parking lot was a mess. Strewn across the melting snow were brightly colored panties, brassieres and other ladies’ garments. There were bras hanging from the electric wires and trees. It was obvious that the cannon had been fired as a prank since we could later hear the seniors talk about what they had had to do to get these items to start with. Although the chatter continued for some time, no one was ever identified as the culprit. In fact, the administration took the position that it never even happened since that way nobody had to lie or be held accountable. No logbook entries were ever made since it did not happen on either of the watches. Nothing was broken and the all-too-visible attire could have fallen from an airplane, for all anyone knew.”
Captain Hank Bracker, "Salty & Saucy Maine"

Steven Magee
“While many people call it ‘The Military’, I call it “Corporate Government Cannon Fodder’.”
Steven Magee

“A halt was called, and the men threw themselves prostrate on the road without loosening their packs. At that moment, the outfit badly needed a 'pick-me-up,' and it came.

'Listen!' said the sergeant.

Through the cloud and the mournful wind we heard the thunder of our guns — the French 75s. They were talking to us.”
Clair Kenamore

Neal Stephenson
“Silence. Silence! And in silence ponder the similitudes between cannons and mouths. The simpleton beholds a cannon and phant'sies it an infallible destroyer of foes. But the veteran artilleryman knows that sometimes, when a cannon speaks, it bursts. Especially when it has been loaded in haste. When this occurs, Daniel, the foe is untouched.”
Neal Stephenson, Quicksilver

Craig D. Lounsbrough
“Bravery without vision is a loose cannon, and vision without bravery is a search for a cannon. But put both together, and you have an armada.”
Craig D. Lounsbrough