Laughable Quotes

“pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!”
― John Green, Paper Towns

“(About sweeping)....
What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.”
― Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

“So, really," continued Jacob as if this were perfectly normal to expound on art in these circumstances, "when you think about it, the artists who make people stop and think, who push the form, who make you uncomfortable, who are laughable, well, they're the ones who get remembered." Idly, Jacob dug a hole in the snow with his shovel and then another one next to it. "So why wouldn't you want to join the ranks of the ridiculed?”
― Justina Chen Headley, North of Beautiful

“If they truly loved you they won't devalue you.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“If you learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be entertained for a lifetime.”
― Lee McLaughlin, Quantum Fun: Book 1 - Einstein's Mind - Quantum Physics for Kids

“I went from wanting to lick his dimples to wanting to get the hell away from him.”
― Colleen Hoover, Hopeless