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This was my first review in 2017, and it started a new milestone: my first ever 1-star rating. I would actually give Uprooted a negative rating if I could because this is literally the worst novel I've ever read in my entire life. Feel free to check my other reviews, and you should be able to notice that I’m quite generous with my ratings, but giving this book even a 2-stars rating would be an act too kind. I know that this is an extremely unpopular opinion, Uprooted is beloved by many readers, but I hated this book; I’m disgusted with almost everything in it, especially the romance. Before reading this novel, I never understood the concept of DNF; I've always thought: “Shouldn’t we read a book until the end before we give our final verdict?” No, I should’ve dropped this book around page 100, and it would’ve saved me from going through so much pain, and I mean that literally; I felt sick, my eyes hurt, and I felt like vomiting every time I picked up this book. If you loved this book, that’s good, and I’m seriously happy for you; I wish I could feel the same about it. But no, I hated it, I despised it. Please stay away from reading this review if you enjoyed this book.
Oh wait, I should start this review with the positive parts first. The book covers (both US and UK editions) are gorgeous, and the prose was beautiful. Plus, I don’t think I’ll ever find another novel I dislike more than this, so that’s a yay. Done, let’s get back on track.
The main characters and their romance were some of the worst problems for me in this book. Kasia, the side character, would’ve been a much better choice for a protagonist compared to Agnieszka; I’ll dub her as Agony because it captured my feeling towards her. Agony is a Mary Sue, and she’s the epitome of Special Snowflake Syndrome. To make things worse, the Dragon, Skunk, Skank, or whatever his real name is was an ultimate asshole just for the sake of being one. From the beginning to the end, no organic development to these characters occurred. The flatness of their characterizations was even worse than a skateboard.
Seriously, though, I'm surprised that someone actually liked what the Dragon constantly did in this book. I’ve heard from many people that Uprooted is catered towards YA readers, and yet 95% of the relationship between Agony and Dragon consisted of him mocking Agony non-stop by calling her slut, useless, idiot repeatedly throughout the whole book. The worst part out of all this, Agony ended up falling in love with him anyway. It’s idiotic; how is this even deemed as romantic? All he did was oral-abuse her all the way that I thought I was reading 50 Shades of Grey in The Forest. The romance between them happened pointlessly, and it happened out of nowhere. There was no proper development; it’s just the beginning of their relationship, Agony being mocked repeatedly, and then boom: (view spoiler) . What the hell? I’m going to include some quotes below; please enlighten me if these actually work in real-life dating situation. I personally doubt it; an assassin will be hired to kill me if I follow Dragon’s attitudes.
I won’t lie; I enjoyed reading Novik’s prose. Novik’s prose was enchanting, and it was probably the only good thing about the novel for me. But the pacing? Dear God… save me. It was SUPER TEDIOUS; filled with unnecessary and repetitive descriptions. For example, there’s not a single chapter where Agony didn’t talk about her skirt. Why? Seriously, why!? Unless Agony’s skirt suddenly shoots a freaking rainbow, I don’t need to read about her skirt in every chapter. Uprooted could’ve been finished in 200 pages; it would've made a better experience. I have severe insomnia issues for ten years now, and this book managed to send me to sleep eight times; I literally fell asleep because it was so unbelievably boring.
Don’t even get me started on how many times I had to reread a paragraph because I lost count on how many times my mind wandered while I’m reading this book. This situation almost never happened before; even on books I disliked, I didn’t have much trouble finishing them. I legit thought about the process of turning a raw potato into French Fries out of nowhere while reading this, and hey, it’s more interesting than what the pacing and romance this book put me through.
Lastly, the magic system is uber ridiculous. There were no limitations or repercussions to it; Agony could’ve conjured Geralt of Rivia, Gundam, Doraemon, or a massive spaceship, and it would still work. She’s a Mary Sue; there’s no proper explanation given to how her magic worked. She only needed to speak the words she has read, and she would be able to cast anything. I didn’t feel any intensity from the action and the battle scenes anymore because of this. I pity the tree used to create this novel.
I could ramble on for another thousand words about why this book didn’t work for me, but I’m tired; I’m just so exhausted after reading this. I don’t know if I’m in a reading slump right now, but I'm sure as hell near one because ofUprooted. I never thought any book could inflict me with so much suffering and boredom. Once again, this is just my honest opinion, a lot of readers and my friends have loved this book, and I’m sure it could still click for you. However, if anyone asks me whether I recommend this or not, I will have to say no. Uprooted is, at the moment, the worst fantasy novel I’ve ever read in my life. It will be my benchmark for the saying: "It can't get any worse than this."
This was my first review in 2017, and it started a new milestone: my first ever 1-star rating. I would actually give Uprooted a negative rating if I could because this is literally the worst novel I've ever read in my entire life. Feel free to check my other reviews, and you should be able to notice that I’m quite generous with my ratings, but giving this book even a 2-stars rating would be an act too kind. I know that this is an extremely unpopular opinion, Uprooted is beloved by many readers, but I hated this book; I’m disgusted with almost everything in it, especially the romance. Before reading this novel, I never understood the concept of DNF; I've always thought: “Shouldn’t we read a book until the end before we give our final verdict?” No, I should’ve dropped this book around page 100, and it would’ve saved me from going through so much pain, and I mean that literally; I felt sick, my eyes hurt, and I felt like vomiting every time I picked up this book. If you loved this book, that’s good, and I’m seriously happy for you; I wish I could feel the same about it. But no, I hated it, I despised it. Please stay away from reading this review if you enjoyed this book.
Oh wait, I should start this review with the positive parts first. The book covers (both US and UK editions) are gorgeous, and the prose was beautiful. Plus, I don’t think I’ll ever find another novel I dislike more than this, so that’s a yay. Done, let’s get back on track.
The main characters and their romance were some of the worst problems for me in this book. Kasia, the side character, would’ve been a much better choice for a protagonist compared to Agnieszka; I’ll dub her as Agony because it captured my feeling towards her. Agony is a Mary Sue, and she’s the epitome of Special Snowflake Syndrome. To make things worse, the Dragon, Skunk, Skank, or whatever his real name is was an ultimate asshole just for the sake of being one. From the beginning to the end, no organic development to these characters occurred. The flatness of their characterizations was even worse than a skateboard.
Seriously, though, I'm surprised that someone actually liked what the Dragon constantly did in this book. I’ve heard from many people that Uprooted is catered towards YA readers, and yet 95% of the relationship between Agony and Dragon consisted of him mocking Agony non-stop by calling her slut, useless, idiot repeatedly throughout the whole book. The worst part out of all this, Agony ended up falling in love with him anyway. It’s idiotic; how is this even deemed as romantic? All he did was oral-abuse her all the way that I thought I was reading 50 Shades of Grey in The Forest. The romance between them happened pointlessly, and it happened out of nowhere. There was no proper development; it’s just the beginning of their relationship, Agony being mocked repeatedly, and then boom: (view spoiler) . What the hell? I’m going to include some quotes below; please enlighten me if these actually work in real-life dating situation. I personally doubt it; an assassin will be hired to kill me if I follow Dragon’s attitudes.
"The dirtiest thing in this tower is you," he said - true but unkind anyway.
"I do recall the girl neither horse-faced nor a slovenly mess."
'He was irritated with me every time I came into his library, even on the few days that I managed to keep myself in good order: as though I were coming to annoy and interrupt him, instead of him tormenting and using me. And when he had finished working his magic through me and left me crumpled on the floor, he would scowl down at me and call me useless'
"You intolerable lunatic,” he snarled at me, and then he caught my face between his hands and kissed me.
I won’t lie; I enjoyed reading Novik’s prose. Novik’s prose was enchanting, and it was probably the only good thing about the novel for me. But the pacing? Dear God… save me. It was SUPER TEDIOUS; filled with unnecessary and repetitive descriptions. For example, there’s not a single chapter where Agony didn’t talk about her skirt. Why? Seriously, why!? Unless Agony’s skirt suddenly shoots a freaking rainbow, I don’t need to read about her skirt in every chapter. Uprooted could’ve been finished in 200 pages; it would've made a better experience. I have severe insomnia issues for ten years now, and this book managed to send me to sleep eight times; I literally fell asleep because it was so unbelievably boring.
Don’t even get me started on how many times I had to reread a paragraph because I lost count on how many times my mind wandered while I’m reading this book. This situation almost never happened before; even on books I disliked, I didn’t have much trouble finishing them. I legit thought about the process of turning a raw potato into French Fries out of nowhere while reading this, and hey, it’s more interesting than what the pacing and romance this book put me through.
Lastly, the magic system is uber ridiculous. There were no limitations or repercussions to it; Agony could’ve conjured Geralt of Rivia, Gundam, Doraemon, or a massive spaceship, and it would still work. She’s a Mary Sue; there’s no proper explanation given to how her magic worked. She only needed to speak the words she has read, and she would be able to cast anything. I didn’t feel any intensity from the action and the battle scenes anymore because of this. I pity the tree used to create this novel.
I could ramble on for another thousand words about why this book didn’t work for me, but I’m tired; I’m just so exhausted after reading this. I don’t know if I’m in a reading slump right now, but I'm sure as hell near one because ofUprooted. I never thought any book could inflict me with so much suffering and boredom. Once again, this is just my honest opinion, a lot of readers and my friends have loved this book, and I’m sure it could still click for you. However, if anyone asks me whether I recommend this or not, I will have to say no. Uprooted is, at the moment, the worst fantasy novel I’ve ever read in my life. It will be my benchmark for the saying: "It can't get any worse than this."
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Jan 03, 2017 12:24AM
Oh I'm so interested to see what you think of this one! but I see that you made my mistake of reading it right after finishing a Sanderson book :P
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Lema wrote: "Oh I'm so interested to see what you think of this one! but I see that you made my mistake of reading it right after finishing a Sanderson book :P"
It was horrible Lema.. I hated this book with a fiery passion, I feel like giving the book to charity.
It was horrible Lema.. I hated this book with a fiery passion, I feel like giving the book to charity.
Twerking wrote: "I love one-star reviews. I do. :-)"
Thank you Twerking lol. I never done any one star reviews, this is my first one and hopefully the last.
Thank you Twerking lol. I never done any one star reviews, this is my first one and hopefully the last.
Victoria wrote: "I disagree in every possible way, but wouldn't it be boring if we were all the same."
Well as I mentioned, it's good if you disagree Victoria, I actually envy you for loving it! I really wish I could but I can't :)
Well as I mentioned, it's good if you disagree Victoria, I actually envy you for loving it! I really wish I could but I can't :)
Well done on writing such an honest review. Personally I was underwhelmed by it. I didn't hate it as much even though I hardly felt anything for the characters.
I hope this great review released all of your negative feels! :D I'm kinda itching to continue the book now just to be able to understand your perspective. ;)
Review. On. Point. I'm so glad I'm not the only one! Everybody's so in love with Agony and this book on the whole, just ARE WE EVEN READING THE SAME BOOK??
I wouldn't go as far as saying it's my worst book, but it comes pretty damn close.
I wouldn't go as far as saying it's my worst book, but it comes pretty damn close.
I have to say your review is actually hilarious - hoping you do not take offense. You describe the flaw of the book and associate an extremely understandable (and funny) situation. This is talent (the same John Oliver has!).
As for the book, I genuinely liked it. It was hard for me to put it down, I wanted to know more about it. But the more I think about the review, the more I think it is a 3* rather than a 4* for me. I also think you point the finger against an extremely problematic aspect of the book to accept, the romance. I might even go as far as saying that this is an abusive relationship.
As for the book, I genuinely liked it. It was hard for me to put it down, I wanted to know more about it. But the more I think about the review, the more I think it is a 3* rather than a 4* for me. I also think you point the finger against an extremely problematic aspect of the book to accept, the romance. I might even go as far as saying that this is an abusive relationship.
Joshua Gabriel wrote: "I hope this great review released all of your negative feels! :D I'm kinda itching to continue the book now just to be able to understand your perspective. ;)"
Thank you Josh! I hope you'll enjoy it more than me though!
sreeja wrote: "sorry it didn't work out for you petrik!"
Thank you sreeja and it's okay really, we can't all love the same book :)
TS wrote: "Well done on writing such an honest review. Personally I was underwhelmed by it. I didn't hate it as much even though I hardly felt anything for the characters."
Thank you TS! I just can't love this book a tiny bit even though I really wanted to.
Thank you Josh! I hope you'll enjoy it more than me though!
sreeja wrote: "sorry it didn't work out for you petrik!"
Thank you sreeja and it's okay really, we can't all love the same book :)
TS wrote: "Well done on writing such an honest review. Personally I was underwhelmed by it. I didn't hate it as much even though I hardly felt anything for the characters."
Thank you TS! I just can't love this book a tiny bit even though I really wanted to.
Pragya wrote: "Review. On. Point. I'm so glad I'm not the only one! Everybody's so in love with Agony and this book on the whole, just ARE WE EVEN READING THE SAME BOOK??
I wouldn't go as far as saying it's my w..."
Thank you Pragya, oh my I found a friend, this is definitely the worst so far for me XD
I wouldn't go as far as saying it's my w..."
Thank you Pragya, oh my I found a friend, this is definitely the worst so far for me XD
Aristea wrote: "I have to say your review is actually hilarious - hoping you do not take offense. You describe the flaw of the book and associate an extremely understandable (and funny) situation. This is talent (..."
No offense taken Aristea!! Thank you for reading my review and finding it hilarious, John Oliver is too much of a praise though! :D
I'm really glad you liked the book, I'll be honest though I find the abusive relationship and the pacing to be the worst part. Fixing those two this book could've been a 3-4 star for me.
No offense taken Aristea!! Thank you for reading my review and finding it hilarious, John Oliver is too much of a praise though! :D
I'm really glad you liked the book, I'll be honest though I find the abusive relationship and the pacing to be the worst part. Fixing those two this book could've been a 3-4 star for me.
Tracey the Lizard Queen wrote: "Omg I thought I was the only one!"
You're not alone Tracey, I'm with you
You're not alone Tracey, I'm with you
Johnny Papadopoulos wrote: "I loved this review! I couldn't agree more! It was my worst read of 2016! gosh awful!"
Thank you very much Johnny!! I'm really lucky I didn't chose this as my last read of 2016, it was awful to say the least.
Thank you very much Johnny!! I'm really lucky I didn't chose this as my last read of 2016, it was awful to say the least.
Petrik wrote: "Lema wrote: "Oh I'm so interested to see what you think of this one! but I see that you made my mistake of reading it right after finishing a Sanderson book :P"
It was horrible Lema.. I hated this..."
Hahaha Oh My Sazed I laughed so hard while reading your review :'D man that was a good read to wake up too xD looking back I have no idea why on earth I gave it 3 stars in my old review!! It had just came out and I had just started my GR blog, probably was afraid of the masses :'D God I hated all of the characters, the murderous trees were probably the best.. and don't get me started on the magic system of "it happened because it's magic bitches!"
It was horrible Lema.. I hated this..."
Hahaha Oh My Sazed I laughed so hard while reading your review :'D man that was a good read to wake up too xD looking back I have no idea why on earth I gave it 3 stars in my old review!! It had just came out and I had just started my GR blog, probably was afraid of the masses :'D God I hated all of the characters, the murderous trees were probably the best.. and don't get me started on the magic system of "it happened because it's magic bitches!"
Lema wrote: "Petrik wrote: "Lema wrote: "Oh I'm so interested to see what you think of this one! but I see that you made my mistake of reading it right after finishing a Sanderson book :P"
It was horrible Lema..."
Thank you Lema!! I'm glad my review could make you laughed! I agree with everything you said and don't be scared of the masses though! It's your review and your opinion, you're the only one who have the right to it! :)
It was horrible Lema..."
Thank you Lema!! I'm glad my review could make you laughed! I agree with everything you said and don't be scared of the masses though! It's your review and your opinion, you're the only one who have the right to it! :)
I've got this book on order - I'm very curious to read it now, to see which side of the fence I'm on! Great review - fascinating to hear a different opinion on it. :-)
i read this book last year or tried to because i was sooo confused by the plot... my main problem with the book was the magic system, the author just conjured up words that might i add were never explained and wham magic. it was basically open ended magic. Also the whole relationship between Ang what's her name and the dragon was confusing as hell..
I however feel i may reread this book just so i can get what was going on.
I however feel i may reread this book just so i can get what was going on.
Oh wow! That's quite an insult there to say that girl was the dirtiest thing. Wow wow *speechless* how she can stand it, even fall in love with him? It's on my TBR list. Now I think I will have problems with this book. Anyway, great review. Detail elaborations. Thumbs up.
Sade wrote: "i read this book last year or tried to because i was sooo confused by the plot... my main problem with the book was the magic system, the author just conjured up words that might i add were never e..."
Exactly Sade, that's what I said about the magic in my review. There's no explanation to their relationship other than abusive, heck Agony and Kasia would make a much better couple.
Lucy wrote: "I've got this book on order - I'm very curious to read it now, to see which side of the fence I'm on! Great review - fascinating to hear a different opinion on it. :-)"
Thank you Lucy! I hope you'll enjoy it more than me :)
Exactly Sade, that's what I said about the magic in my review. There's no explanation to their relationship other than abusive, heck Agony and Kasia would make a much better couple.
Lucy wrote: "I've got this book on order - I'm very curious to read it now, to see which side of the fence I'm on! Great review - fascinating to hear a different opinion on it. :-)"
Thank you Lucy! I hope you'll enjoy it more than me :)
Vie loves books wrote: "Oh wow! That's quite an insult there to say that girl was the dirtiest thing. Wow wow *speechless* how she can stand it, even fall in love with him? It's on my TBR list. Now I think I will have pro..."
Thank you Vie! well I hope if you decided to read this you'll enjoy it more than me, as of now I really can't recommend this to anybody. :)
Thank you Vie! well I hope if you decided to read this you'll enjoy it more than me, as of now I really can't recommend this to anybody. :)
Jiana wrote: "Sorry you didn't enjoy this :( I hear a lot of positive things about it!"
Thank you Jiana :')
Yeah me too, the raving reviews and the beautiful covers was the reason why I bought the book.
Thank you Jiana :')
Yeah me too, the raving reviews and the beautiful covers was the reason why I bought the book.
Hahaha! Your review was so refreshing! Love. It!
And yes, this is a stupid book. Ignore the fact that I gave it 3 stars. That was pure peer pressure.
And yes, this is a stupid book. Ignore the fact that I gave it 3 stars. That was pure peer pressure.
Ha! I had the exact opposite reaction. I gushed. :-) This was one of my favorite reads of 2016, might be my favorite actually. I liked how the characters stayed true to form, especially the dragon - rather than suddenly softening and becoming likable, for example. And the scary Wood. Loved that the antagonist isn't something you can pinpoint. But I sure do like your honesty. Great review!
Rebecca wrote: "Ha! I had the exact opposite reaction. I gushed. :-) This was one of my favorite reads of 2016, might be my favorite actually. I liked how the characters stayed true to form, especially the dragon ..."
Thank you Rebecca! that's great for you though! I'm truly happy you loved it! :)
Thank you Rebecca! that's great for you though! I'm truly happy you loved it! :)
Alex ☣ Deranged KittyCat ☣ wrote: "Hahaha! Your review was so refreshing! Love. It!
And yes, this is a stupid book. Ignore the fact that I gave it 3 stars. That was pure peer pressure."
Thank you Alex!! I understand what you mean, the love for this book is quite huge. :D
And yes, this is a stupid book. Ignore the fact that I gave it 3 stars. That was pure peer pressure."
Thank you Alex!! I understand what you mean, the love for this book is quite huge. :D
Great review, love! Since I actually agree with everything you wrote, my rating makes absolutely no sense to me now. I guess I rated it as high as I did because I was nice and didn't know any better at the time? But I agree with Lema; the best part of the book was the murderous trees. The Dragon was horrid, Agony (love that nickname) was boring, the magic made no sense. Now I remember why I put the book down for four months. I'm sorry you suffered through that, but maybe your suffering will prevent the suffering of another. ;) I do hope it didn't through you into a reading slump, though!
Rating a book one star for me is hard to do as well. We have the same opinion. I normally will finish a book til it's complete myself. There are only two books that I have not finished. Your review makes me not want to read this book. I know I would end date up wanting to kill Dragon. He would be on my forever death list! Oh my goodness.
Thank you for your wonderful review!!
Thank you for your wonderful review!!
I'm sorry you did not like it Petrik :/ I already own it because I heard some good reviews but the negative points you mentioned are also ones that could possibly bother me very much. I will probably read it nevertheless to see if its for me or not. Great Review, by the way :-)
Celeste wrote: "Great review, love! Since I actually agree with everything you wrote, my rating makes absolutely no sense to me now. I guess I rated it as high as I did because I was nice and didn't know any bette..."
Thank you love!! I'm glad you agree with me, I really hope it doesn't put me into reading slump though. I was thinking "oh god this again" every time I started reading this.
Thank you love!! I'm glad you agree with me, I really hope it doesn't put me into reading slump though. I was thinking "oh god this again" every time I started reading this.
Omg Petrik! "50 Shades of Grey in the Forest" I am cracking up. And your gifs! That last one has my dying. Great review love lol.
Tilly wrote: "I'm sorry you did not like it Petrik :/ I already own it because I heard some good reviews but the negative points you mentioned are also ones that could possibly bother me very much. I will probab..."
Thank you Tilly! There's more good reviews than bad one but I read through most of them and I just can't agree. In fact, I checked all the 1 star rating after this and literally all of them have the same point as me so I'm definitely not the only one. I hope you'll love it though
Thank you Tilly! There's more good reviews than bad one but I read through most of them and I just can't agree. In fact, I checked all the 1 star rating after this and literally all of them have the same point as me so I'm definitely not the only one. I hope you'll love it though
Angela wrote: "Rating a book one star for me is hard to do as well. We have the same opinion. I normally will finish a book til it's complete myself. There are only two books that I have not finished. Your review..."
Thank you Angela! yeah I know, this is my first 1 star rating and hopefully the last. As I mentioned I really can't recommend this book to anyone so if you decided to avoid this I'm completely in agreement :p
Thank you Angela! yeah I know, this is my first 1 star rating and hopefully the last. As I mentioned I really can't recommend this book to anyone so if you decided to avoid this I'm completely in agreement :p
Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ wrote: "Omg Petrik! "50 Shades of Grey in the Forest" I am cracking up. And your gifs! That last one has my dying. Great review love lol."
Thank you love! I'm glad you find my review entertaining :D
Thank you love! I'm glad you find my review entertaining :D
Reading those quotes had me like "ok" "alright" "what the fuck" "what is this
?" But seriously you had me at the Chris Hemsworth gifs lol good review patty !!
?" But seriously you had me at the Chris Hemsworth gifs lol good review patty !!
You should hate books more often. Your review was so entertaining. Today I read two reviews of Uprooted: a 5*and a 1*. It is interesting when a book ignites so much passion, both positive and negative.
Tweebs☯ wrote: "Reading those quotes had me like "ok" "alright" "what the fuck" "what is this
?" But seriously you had me at the Chris Hemsworth gifs lol good review patty !!"
Thank you Tweebs!! those quotes are just a few of many though, there is still a lot more.
Chuurun wrote: "Wow, I don't know it was that bad.. And I have this as this month TBR :')"
For me it was that bad Chuurun, who knows maybe you'll like it more! :)
?" But seriously you had me at the Chris Hemsworth gifs lol good review patty !!"
Thank you Tweebs!! those quotes are just a few of many though, there is still a lot more.
Chuurun wrote: "Wow, I don't know it was that bad.. And I have this as this month TBR :')"
For me it was that bad Chuurun, who knows maybe you'll like it more! :)
Adina wrote: "You should hate books more often. Your review was so entertaining. Today I read two reviews of Uprooted: a 5*and a 1*. It is interesting when a book ignites so much passion, both positive and negat..."
Hahahaha Thank you Adina!! I'm happy you find my review entertaining. I don't want to hate books more though! This is an exception but yeah I agree with you, it's interesting how book could ignite much love or hatred :p
Hahahaha Thank you Adina!! I'm happy you find my review entertaining. I don't want to hate books more though! This is an exception but yeah I agree with you, it's interesting how book could ignite much love or hatred :p
Margret wrote: "Omg YESSSSSSS!!! I hated it too!"
Yesss Margret!! Our opinion are the same on this one! :D
Yesss Margret!! Our opinion are the same on this one! :D
Simone wrote: "I wanted to read this last year but didn't pick it up. Now I am glad I didn't"
Stay away simone, stay away.
Stay away simone, stay away.
Alissa wrote: "So sorry you hated it so passionately! But your review is great :)"
Thank you Alissa! Yeah too bad this one doesn't work for me :/
Thank you Alissa! Yeah too bad this one doesn't work for me :/