Believe it or not, Josh Hutcherson - the cute teen heartthrob from the Hunger Games franchise - turns thirty-years old today! The world experienced a Team-Jacob-Vs-Team-Edward fervor when weighing Josh's character Peeta against the hotness of Liam Hemsworth's character Gale, but we have to admit that it's no contest for us. We're team Peeta all the way!
Why? Because Liam Hemsworth ain't got no jerk-off video. Josh Hutcherson grew out of his good boy persona with his shocking role in the hilarious Hulu sci-fi comedy series Future Man. This is the show that had a nice-dicked Josh Hutcherson face-off with a huge-dicked Josh Hutcherson in season one's PEENultimate episode.
But believe it or not Future Man kicked off with an even hotter scene in the very first episode. Today's birthday boy blew more than candles (re: his load) while masturbating. His was is so huge that it even shoots across the room and lands on another man! We love to see it.
Josh Hutcherson's Jerk Off Video
Of course, now we're all hot and horny, so what better time is there to check out other huge celebs who masturbated on camera? Some of the biggest names right now in Hollywood have jerked off on set, and we’re CUMpiling all of the hot, sticky, thick, white, salty fun in one place... for Josh Hutcherson's birthday. Surely Josh would approve, no? You could say this is our semen-al work! Spoiler: Robert Pattinson revealed in an interview that he actually masturbated on set for his role in Little Ashes. Yup.
Harry Lawtey’s Cum Eating in Industry
In addition to exposing his uncut penis during a full frontal scene in Industry, Harry also jacked off twice. We see his sweet peach as he creams a toilet. And in another scene he cums on a mirror in front of a friend, and proceeds to wipe the cum off the mirror and eat it. He’s full of himself. Literally.
Daniel Radcliffe Masturbates In Kill Your Darlings
Harry Potter bottoms during an infamous gay sex scene here. It's super passionate and we love his super hairy hole.
But we’re kinda digging his little-known masturbation scene as well. We love how his hand works its way up and down his shaft. Yum.
Tom Mercier Gets Erect in Synonyms
Say hi to our real-life husband, Tom Mercier. Not only does he slip us one of the biggest penises in Hollywood during this insanely lengthy nude scene - he actually grabs onto his thick cock while actually masturbating, Actually. The next time we see his penis, it’s semi-erect and like, IDK, 7 inches long. The whole thing is just so fucking hot. Here's his cock BEFORE masturbating.
WHILE masturbating.
And AFTER. Choose your player.
Timothée Chalamet Fucks A Peach In Call Me By Your Name
You know it. You love it. It’s the time Dune star Timothée Chalamet came inside of a peach. You can even see his thick cum pouring out of the peach. So, ya. What more is there to say? We want that cum and we’re not afraid to say it.
Robert Pattinson Jerking Off In The Lighthouse
Pattinson actually masturbated in a movie called Little Ashes, saying “[Faking it] just doesn’t work. so I pleasured myself in front of the camera. My orgasm face is recorded for eternity.” You should def check out his real jack off vid. But today is all about grown up daddy Pattinson's insanely intense jerk off scene in The Lighthouse!
Parker Marx in SWEAT
After some intense fucking, Parker unleashes his fuck juice all over Jesse Charif's chest while fingering his own hole. Fingering your hole while cumming on a hot boy. That's why we do what we do.
