Wedding Script - Ravi & Anitha

RAVI & ANITHAs WEDDING RECEPTION
15 FEBRUARY 2013, SATURDAY

GRAND SEASONS HOTEL, KL
ARVIN
(from
Table)
Could I please request those who are standing in and around

the ballroom to kindly take your seats as the bride and the
groom will make their way into the hall/ballroom in a few
minutes.
ARVIN
(from
Table)
(Trial round) Ladies and gentlemen, could you please give a

round of applause as we welcome Mr & Mrs. Ravi Varman
(Crowd applause).
Oops...that was just a trial run to see if you guys are putting
enough energy to welcome the couple.
GLEN
(from
Table)
(sound sad) Looks like they are super hungry now Arvin,
before we proceed any further, I have a devastating news to
break. 3 of our guests who on the way here met with a
massive accident. If you know them we would like you to stay
calm as we just received news that they have passed away,
*silence*
ARVIN
(from
Table)
(sound sad) Yes, the 3 of them are Mr & Mrs Mosquito and
their son baby mosquito.
(excited and energetic) So we can assure you tonight you
will be having a mosquito free party.
GLEN
(from
Table)
Without any further delay, Ladies and Gentlemen, we would

like to request all of you to be seated as we welcome the
family of the bride and groom followed by, for the very 1st
time, Mr and Mrs. Ravi Varman (Ravi and Anitha).
*dancers will accompany with the 1st item of the night
ARVIN
(on
stage)
GLEN
(on
stage)
ARVIN
(on
Wow! Anitha, you look absolutely smashing tonight.

Ravi, I have never seen you this stunning before!
Accompanying the couple just now were the Silver Steppers
dance group, they will be up later with more extravagant
dance moves so kick back and relax while we let the night
take you to Aatam 100 Vagai.. Oops, sorry wrong show.
Throughout this grandiose function tonight, both of us, the
ever gorgeous Glennie Ann and myself Arvin will be your host.
Together we will be accompanying, entertaining and making
sure everybody here has a good time.
Before we move forward to the next program there are a few
rules that we requests the guests to abide to. Now now we
stage)
dont want you to feel stressed when you hear the word rules,
so lets change it to something else, lets make
it_____________.
1. The Bride and Groom have strictly requested the guests
not to come up to their table while dinner is being
served. We want youll to have a good meal so once
they are ready, they will come up to each table and you
may congratulate them then. Once again I would like to
emphasize please DO NOT go up to the main table while
dinner is served.
2. This is one (rule) I personally am very fond off.
3. At an Indian wedding like this, if you are single, I repeat
IF YOU ARE SINGLE, identify yourself as a well-known
immigrant officer or a county lawyer or a doctor. (You
never know which single girls or guys parents you are
talking to).
GLEN
(on
stage)
ARVIN
(on
stage)
4. No one is leaving the wedding hall without taking a

picture in the photo booth set up on the
_____________________________
5. This is not only Ravi and Anithas night, this is your
night. The couple wants all of you to loosen up and have
fun all night long.
6. Lastly, always give a round of applause after every
performances or after the person speaking has said
thank you. Thank you!
We are not married to give you marriage advise Ravi and Ani,
but this is the little that we know so some interesting advice
to Anitha:
Would you be mad if I decided to. means he
already did it, and doesnt know how to hide it.
2. If you ask his opinion, and he says I dont care, or I
dont know he really doesnt care, or know.
1.
3.
Men dont have to know the rules of a sporting event to

enjoy watching it.
4.
Men really believe that: mowing the lawn, taking out

the garbage, and reading the paper, is doing their fair
share.
5.
Men dont spend money on expensive toys just to make

you mad its genetic, they cant help it.
6.
Criteria for stopping while channel surfing:

a. Women in bikinis,
b. A karate fight scene,
GLEN
c. A beer commercial.
Arvin, I really dont know whats waiting for you outside right
(on
stage)
after the party but Ill get the ambulance on standby for you.
Ravi this is for you,
ARVIN
(on
stage)
Never let her go to bed angry youre defenseless when

you sleep.
If she says, Do whatever you want to Youd better
figure out what it is she wants you to do.
When you say I do she owns you from the nose down.
What you think, and look at, is your own business.
What you think, and look at, can still get you in trouble if
she catches you thinking it, or looking at it.
Do it when you get a minute Means It should have

been done already, and without me telling you.
If you go shopping with her, she will inevitably leave you

alone in the lingerie section Dont Browse.
Now we are here to make sure you have a good time tonight.
The couple know if they give us the duty to talk about them
we will be revealing things we are not supposed to. So that
task has been passed down to 2 people who are close to Ravi
and Anitha,
1st we will have Sangeetha, sister of our Raja sehari to talk
good things about her brother. Who else knows him better
than a sister does right?
GLEN
(on
stage)
After which, we will hear it from one of Anithas close friends

Jokojo JOJO.. alamak thats what I call her! We will have Joann
Joseph to speak on behalf of the Ratu Sehari, Anitha.
ARVIN
(on
stage)
Ladies and gentlemen please give it up for the two beautiful

ladies, Sangeetha and Joann.
GLEN
(on
stage)
Thank you for wonderful story about your brother Sangeetha.

Arvin, did you hear someone say she is not good in public
speaking? (Glen says something related to Jos speech)
ARVIN
(on
stage)
I am sure Ravi and Anitha has something to reply to them as

well as say something about ????
GLEN
(on
stage)
There are 2 reasons why one attend a wedding. Can anyone

give me that 2 reasons? *waits*
ARVIN
(on
stage)
Well Glen, some come FIRST because of the bride and groom.
Lets see, the SECOND is for the single people as mentioned
earlier to scout for some one. As for me, I came for the
scrumptious food, so with that note my dear friends, dinner is
served. Enjoy.
GLEN
(on
stage)
Those who are vegetarians, there is vegetarian food being

served at the __________________. There are also
__________________________ on the spot so dont be shy and
enjoy the night. Like the bride and groom has said it is your
night. Thank you. (remind they are suppose abide with rule
number 5)
DJ
DJ TO PLAY MUSIC UNTIL DANCERS ARE READY TO TAKE

OVER STAGE
ARVIN
(on
stage)
GLEN
(on
stage)
ARVIN
(on
floor)
GLEN
(on
stage)
(1 PENGUIN SHOW, 4 DANCES BY THE DANCE GROUP)

I think Ravi and Anitha have covered the whole ballroom, are
there any tables they have not visited? Dont be shy, you can
raise your hands so that they can proceed to your table. (Do
you want the part highlighted in yellow or its just for
formalities that they come back to their table after whatever
table they have visited?)
Now can I invite the bride, our gorgeous Anitha on stage.

Ravi, could you please follow Arvin to the end of the hall.
(need a chair for Anitha to sit)
*Arvin say something here* (What are we doing here? I can
figure out something to say)
So Ravi can I say you will never be bored of loving Anitha?

Are you sure? 100% sure? Answerre lock pennelama??
Now this is whats going to happen. Ravi, you are going to
take one step at a time towards your beautiful emcee, no I
mean your beautiful wife over here. Easy no?
I have a question for you Ravi, how many languages can you
speak?
The trick is this, each step you take, you have to say I LOVE
YOU! In different languages.
5 rules to abide with, Listen very carefully:
1. You cannot repeat the languages.

2. You only can use Malay when you reach the 3rd last
step.
3. You only can use Tamil when you reach the 2nd last
step.
4. You only can use English at your last step.
ARVIN
(on
Floor)
5. Once you have taken your last step, you have to give
your bride a kiss on her no Ravi, not on her lips. Kiss
on her forehead, go down on your knees and say
your final I LOVE YOU!
Okay dont be too harsh on the man of the day. Lets give him
some help and this is where you guys (the guests) can help in
with your smartphones. Help us Google out how to say I LOVE
YOU in as many languages until his 3rd last step.
ARE WE READY? RAVI ARE YOU READY? (If you dont reach
your last step Glen will be taking Anitha back to her room
tonight.) ANITHA ARE YOU READY?
Lets start with the 1st step. (the game continues till last step)
GLEN
(on
stage)
WOW WOW WOW!!! Can you please give them another round
of applause for being such a spot!
ARVIN
(on
Stage)
Now thats not all, one couple dance for us and we will set you
free
(DJ plays a slow song for couple dance) and Emcees
sends couple of to their seats.
The moment couple sits, DJ Plays Chammak Challo.
GLEN
(On
stage)
Ladies and gentlemen, every good thing has to come to an

end but the night is still young and we are going to go on until
the management chases us out of this ballroom.
ARVIN
(On
stage)
For those who couldnt hold themselves from dancing

spontaneously while the performances were on, the dance
floor will be opened as soon as we take our steps off the
stage. Before we leave, I am Arvin and have a great night
ahead.
GLEN
(ON
STAGE)
And I am Glen signing off saying berhati hati di jalan raya.

God Bless till we meet again. Good Night!

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RAVI & ANITHAs WEDDING RECEPTION

15 FEBRUARY 2013, SATURDAY

Could I please request those who are standing in and around

(Trial round) Ladies and gentlemen, could you please give a

Without any further delay, Ladies and Gentlemen, we would

Wow! Anitha, you look absolutely smashing tonight.

4. No one is leaving the wedding hall without taking a

Men dont have to know the rules of a sporting event to

Men really believe that: mowing the lawn, taking out

Men dont spend money on expensive toys just to make

Criteria for stopping while channel surfing:

Never let her go to bed angry youre defenseless when

Do it when you get a minute Means It should have

If you go shopping with her, she will inevitably leave you

After which, we will hear it from one of Anithas close friends

Ladies and gentlemen please give it up for the two beautiful

Thank you for wonderful story about your brother Sangeetha.

I am sure Ravi and Anitha has something to reply to them as

There are 2 reasons why one attend a wedding. Can anyone

Those who are vegetarians, there is vegetarian food being

DJ TO PLAY MUSIC UNTIL DANCERS ARE READY TO TAKE

(1 PENGUIN SHOW, 4 DANCES BY THE DANCE GROUP)

Now can I invite the bride, our gorgeous Anitha on stage.

So Ravi can I say you will never be bored of loving Anitha?

1. You cannot repeat the languages.

Ladies and gentlemen, every good thing has to come to an

For those who couldnt hold themselves from dancing

And I am Glen signing off saying berhati hati di jalan raya.

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