Classroom Jokes

Classroom Jokes
It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions
to the students. She asked Tom, Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with
alphabet E?
Tom replied ELEPHANT
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet T.
Tom replied Two Elephants
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied Ten Elephants
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet M
Tom replied Mother Elephant
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied May be an elephant
Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a
classroom.
Suddenly a student got up and said Cant Sir!
Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!
Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said we will flip a coin
Then Johnny said If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards,
if it stands on edge, we will study!
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was born
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said Abraham Lincoln was ten years old!
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but cant see Africa.
Teacher said the students to convert the sentence "I killed a person" into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is "u will go to jail"!
One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that No, he did it all by himself!
Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he wont be able to come to
school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well

Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!
Teacher announced that students, we will have only half a day of school in this
morning.
All the students said Yeahh
Then the teacher said We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.!
Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. Thats a relief. I havent done the homework.
Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176
and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.
Teacher to student: Make a sentence using the word I
Student: I is..
Teacher: No that is not correct, you should say I am
Student: Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet!
Coffee and a Fly

A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The
customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee!
Waiter: Dont you know how to drink a coffee?
Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in my coffee.
Waiter: Oh yes sir, you are right! There is a fly in your coffee.
Customer: Waiter, I said, there is a fly in MMY coffee (He stressed the word MY)
Waiter: Oh dont worry sir, the fly wont drink much!
Customer: Waiter, it is swimming in my coffee.
Waiter: Sir, do you want me to get a lifeguard for the fly sir?
(Annoyed) Customer: the fly dead, its irritating!
Waiter: I guess, it doesnt know how to swim properly.
Customer: How do I drink this coffee?
Waiter: Dont you know how to drink? I will teach you!
He drank the coffee! And said, this is how you should drink a coffee.
Station Master and a Lady Passenger

A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was
searching for the train.
Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?
Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, its railways departments train.
Passenger: (Annoyed) Thats a good joke. Dont act too smart. What I meant was, can
I take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master: No maam, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you cant take it.
Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master: NO maam. The train cant take you. The train driver will drive it to
Bangalore!
The passenger fainted!

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