Pandey ji jasoos biwi kahe manhoos.

Episode 1
Scene 1
Pandey ji house ext/int
Pandey ji jassos ki name plate ke sath hum frame open
karte hai,and we enter into the Pandeyjis house kitchen,
jahan garam ubalti chai ki aawaz aa rahi hai. Aur tabhi
uss sound per type writer ka sound overlap karta hai, we
follow the sound and see ki frame mai ek haath enter
karta hai, and very seriously someone is typing Aaj
salon baad 1999 me delhi me huye ek bahut bade
ghotale ko, jise aaj tak bharat ki koi sanstha suljha na
payi, jise koi samajh na paya, Deshmukh Pandey ne us
case ko apne hatho me lete hi kuch hi dino me suljha
diya. Here we see in tight close a smile appears on
someones face, and then he again starts typing aur
gunehgaro ko salakho ke piche tak pahuchaya. Bharat
sarkar ne Pandey ji ko is 15th august par bharat ratna se
sammanit karne ki ghoshna ki hai.
As he finishes writing, uss paper ke tukde ko akhbar me
chipka diya jata hai, bade attitude ke sath us akhbar ko
padhne ke liye uthaya jata hai or chai ki maang ki jati hai,
here we reveal this is Mr.Pandeyji Chai ki maang ke sath
rasoi se aati huyi bartano ki aawaz dramatically band ho
jati hai. In the pin drop silence we see ki Manmukh ji,
father of Deshmukh ji, or jeevan ke hilte huye gale se
(which always shakes in a No) hum build up karte hai ki
chai aayegi ya nahi. Build up as Phool Kanwar, sasu Ma of

Pandeyji, also in the houe, looks in anticipation. Also Tabhi

sidhiyo se phisalta kudta phandta, Puchu Pandey apne
pita Mr Deshmukh ki chutki lete huye kehta hai ki.
Kya kehte ho Dada Nani (To Manmukh n Phoolkanwar)
Wo chipkali chat se giregi?
Uska chodo ye batao ki
Papa ko mammy ke hath se aaj chai milegi?
Ye bolta Puchu school ka tiffin lekar bhag jata hai . Thode
sharminda hote Pandey ji aur gusse me chai mangte hai.
Rasoi se sirf do aankhe unhe ghur kar dekhti hai..
Manmukh and Phool kanwar, apne gale me lagi spring se
ek dusre ko batate hai, ki Chai milegi ya nahi. Here we
see ki Pandey ji khud Rasoi se chai lekar aate hai, and the
frustration he has at that time is clearly visible on his
face, per usko bhi wooh chai ke goot ke saath pii jate
haiCUT to
Scene 2
Day Ext.
Taiyar hokar Pandeyji kahi jaane wale hote hai, aur ghar
walo ko aawaz dekar kahte hai ki Pandeyji jaa rahe hai.
Iss baat pe ghar ke kisi bhi member ka koi bhi reply nahi
aata hai. Ghar se bahar aaye Pandey ji jaise hi apne ghar
ke bahar lagi name plate par likhe PANDEY JI JASOOS mai
pandey ji tak padhte hai.. tabhi manhoos ka swar
unki biwi dwara sunai padta hai. Pandeyji muh latkaye
nikal padte hai. Ghar ke floor se doo floor niche utarte hi,

Mr. Sitara kumar neem ki kulli liye apne ghar se jhankte

huye unse unka halchal puchte hai, aur Pandeyji ko taunt
marte huye puchte hai.. yaar pandey tera ghar chalta
kaise hai,tu toh kisi kaam kaa hai nahiachha waise tum
chaho toh aaj hamare set pe aa jana, aaj deepa ke saath
mera shooting hai. Pandeyji actress deepa samaj nahi
paate hai aur bol padte hai, deepa!!. Tabhi Sitara kumar
bade hi proud se kahta hai.. are deepika padukone
yaar ,tum sab public ke liye wooh bade star hai,hamara
tooh roz kaa hai. Aur saath hi saath 2 -4 taunt aur mar hi
dete hai. Pandeyji bina kuch bole bade gusse mai waha se
nikal jaate hai. Gusse se apne aap se hi baat karte
Pandeyji bolte hai ki.. agar Sitara kaa case maine le liya
naa toh kahi kaa nahi rah payegaper main aise chote
mote case leta nahi. Aur tabhi aage badhte Pandey ji ko
society ki sabse budhi amma danger milti hai jo har roz
Pandey ji se ek paheli puchti hai, pahle toh Pandeyji waha
se bhagne ki koshish karte hai, per samne budhi amma
ko dekh bhaag bhi nahi paate hai. Tabhi amma unhe
kehti hai ki jis din tu meri paheli ka jawab dega us din
tera naam puri duniya me ho jayega.
Rat ko tola subah ko khola
Safed safed hai gola gola..
Budhiya ke kai bar puchne par Pandey ji kuch keh nahi
pate or pareshan hoke aage badh jate hai.. Tabhi budhiya
kehti hai.. rasgulla pandey rasgulla. Aur jor se hasti huyi
chali jati hai. Cut to
Scene-3

Pandeyji shop/day
Pandeyji, Rakka, Ram lakhan
We open the scene ki Rakka jo ki Pandeyji ki shop pe
kaam karta hai, shop ki safai kar raha hota hai, aur saath
hi saath chai bhi pi raha hai. Tabhi waha Pandeyji
pahuchte aur Rakka pe baras padte hai ki.. Rakka tera
kaam pe bilkul dhyan nahi rahta hai, jab dekho free ki
chai pita rahta hai.. ,aur saath hi saath yeh bhi taana
marte hai ki jitni teri salary deta hu, usse kahi zyada teri
chai ka bil deta hu. Tabhi Rakka jawab deta hai ki.. socho
Pandeyji kitna kam salary dete ho aap mujhewoh toh
mera jija police mai hai ki mera kharcha nikal jata hai, aur
woh chai wala sara paisa wapas de jata hai warna kaha
aaj ke zamane mai aise kharcha nikal pata.Pandeyji
Rakka kaa jawab sun kar aur gussa ho jaate tabhi unhe
piche se ek aawaz sunai deti hai. He turns back and sees
ki Ram aur Lakhan unhe ishare mai bula rahe hote hai.
Pandeyji Rakka ko bolte hai ki kaam karo jaldi, mai abhi
aaya. And we see ki Ram Lakhan ke pass jaise Pandeyji
pahuchte hai, dono bahut khush hokar batate hain ki ek
bahut bada case aaya hai, iss case ke baad sabko malum
ho jayega ki aap se bada koi nahi hai, jasoos. Pandeyji
ishare mai dono ko office pahuchne ko bolte hai, aur phir
dukan ki taraf jaate hai. Dukaan pahuch kar Pandeyji
Rakka ko bolte hai ki.. tum hamesha jimedaari se bhagte
ho, lekin humare sabse karibi dost inspector Shabu ke
saale ho, isliye mai chahta hun tum zimedaar bano.. Isliye
aaj pahli bar tumpe dukaan chhod ke jaa raha hu,aake
shaam mai detail leta huCUT to

Scene-4
Pandey ji office
Pandeyji, Ram , Lakhan, Jagriti devi
We see ki jaise Pandeyji office pahuchte hai, Ram aur
Lakhan unhe batate hai ki .. ek bahut bada case aaya
hai, delhi se. Delhi mai ek bahut bada scam chal raha hai,
waha koi minister ke kutton(dog) ki chori kar raha hai,aur
lakhon ki firowti mangta hai. Minister yeh baat kisi ko bol
nahi sakte hai,per wooh log bahut pareshan haiAur
wooh chahte hai ki koi aisa detective ishh case ko le jo
dekhne hai ek number kaa gadha ho, toh maine sochaa
ki Tabhi Pandeyji gives him angry look. Ram baat
sambhalte huye bolte hai ki .. sir socho lakho mai
kamayengai,aur phir aap aur bhabhiji.. Bhabhiji word
sunte hi Pandeyji goes into his dream world. Cut to,
Flash forward,
Pandeyji in complete white costume, puri tarah se saje
huye ghode pe aa rahe hai aur hum dekhte hai ki saamne
se Maankanwar bhagte huye , Pandeyji ki taraf aati hai,
Pandeyji ghode se utar kar Maan ki taraf badte hai, Maan
haat failaye, Pandeyji ki taraf badti haifull buildup aur
dono ek dusare ko hug karne hi waale hote hai
Flash out
Ram in full attitude.. Mr.Pandey kaha kho gaye aap..lets
decide kya karna hai. Pandeyji koi jawab nahi dete hai,
toh phir Ram chilata hai, Mr.Pandey!!. Pandeyji hosh me
aate hai. Lakhan slaps Ram, aur bolta hai ki tumhe tamiz

nahi hai sir se baat karne ki. Tabhi piche se ek aawaz aati
hai, famous detective Mr.Pandey se milna hai, kya woh
office mai hai?. Pandeyji bade pyar se uss lady ko bulate
hai, aur baat karte hai. Woh lady batati hai ki.. mere ghar
ek chori ho gayi hai, bahut kimati saamaan hai..please
ushka ptaa kar kijiye. Tab Ram phir se attitude mai bolta
hai ki.. hum personal case handle nahi karte haiaap
kisi aur se mil lijiye.. Aur Pandeyji how can you entertain
these cases man. Tabhi Lakhan phir se ek thappar marta
hai Ram ko, and Ram says.. sorry please continue. Lady
bolti hai ki.. yeh chori koi mamuli chori nahi hai, hamara
khandani dharohar hai, agar woh nahi mila toh humari
naak kat jayegi ,society ke saamne. Pandeyji emotional
ho jaate hai aur haa bol dete hai. Lady apna card deti hai
aur bolti hai ki.. aap kabhi bhi ghar aa jaye, mai ghar pe
hi milungi, per haan, ghar pe yeh baat kisi ko malum nahi
honi chahiye. Aur ye bolkar woh chali jaati hai. Lady ke
jaane ke baad Ram ko yaad aata hai ki usne puchha hi
nahi ki karna kya hai aur chori kya chiz huii hai, toh woh
phir se attitude mai Lakhan ko bolta hai, .. you guys are
good for nothing.Tabhi Lakhan phir se Ram ko ek
thappad marta hai and Ram says sorry to both of them
Cut to,
Scene-5
Jagriti devi house,
Jagriti devi/Pandeyji/Ram/Lakhan
We open the scene ki Pandeyji, Ram aur Lakhan ke saath
Jagriti devi ke ghar pahuchte hai. Ram aur Lakhan ke

haatho mai magnifying glass hai aur Pandeyji kala

chashma lagaye , haat mai apne hat ko ghumate huye
Jagriti devi ke saath pure ghar ko dekh rahe hai. Tabhi
Jagriti devi unhe lekar kitchen mai pahucti hai aur batatai
hai ki.. yahi se who darohar gayab hui thi. Tab Ram
bolta hai ki aap uss anmole chiz ko kitchen mai kyo lai thi.
Jagriti irritate hokat bolti hai, babla ho gaya hai kya. Jab
dekho style marta rahta haiAre kitchen ki chiz ,yaha
naa rahegi toh kya teri amma ke sasural mai rahegiare
belan gayab huaa hai ,belan!!! .humara khandani
belan..10 pushto se chala aa raha thaa,log kya kahengai
agar maine woh apni bahu ko nai diya toh. Yeh sun kar
Pandeyji aur Ram,Lakhan ke hosh udd jaate hai,aur tino
ek sath bol padte hai.. kya! Belan!.Teeno ek dusare ko
dekhe hai aur Jagriti devi ko bolte hai ki.. ek minute kaa
samay de, hume kuch sochna hai.Pandeyji dono ko bahut
daatte hai ki.. ab hum belan khojenge!! Yeh baat Jagriti
devi sunn leti hai aur pass mai rakhe chaku ko uthaa bolti
hai ki.. agar mera izaat nahi rahi toh mai ji kar kya
karungi. Aur agar mai naa ji pai tooh tum sab kaise
jiyoge, mai sab ko maar dungi, sab ko!! Pandeyji aur
Ram,Lakhan ghabara jaate hai aur bolte hai ki.. aapka
kaam ho jayega.. parso ,parso tak aapka belan aapke
pass hoga! Jagriti yeh baat sun kar bahut khush hoti hai
aur chaku Lakhan ko dekar kahti hai, beta kal aana toh
isme dhaar karwate aana. Cut to,
Scene-6
Society gate,
Pandeyji,Ram Lakhan,Shahab ji ,Badboli devi

All three Pandeyji, Ram and Lakhan reach Pandeyjis

society gate, all are pensive. Then Shahabji says to
Pandeyji, kya baat hai aaj tooh saare. jasoos ek
saath ,lagta hai koi naya..case aaya hai. Tabhi teeno
apne thought se baher aate hai, and they realize ki woh
ghar tak aa gaye hain. Ram aur Lakhan Pandeyji ko good
night kah kar nikalte hai, tab Pandeyji bolte hai ki.. agar
jarurat hui toh raat mai baat karte hai. Dono ke jaane ke
baad Pandeyji, Shahab se poochte hai ki. tumne ek do
din mai kisi anjaan aadmi ko C wing ki taraf chakkar
lagate dekha hai. Shahab shakes his head in a No. Phir
Pandeyji bolte hai, kahi kisi ko, kitchen kaa saamaan le
jaate, yaa kisi ko dete huyee? Shahab , Pandeyji ko koi
jawab nahi deta hai. Pandeyji bolte hai, Shahab mai kuch
puchh raha hu,bolo!! Shahab kuch nahi bolta hai. Tabhi
waha Badboli aa jaati hai,aur bolti hai ki.. kyo Shahab ko
pareshan kar raha hai. Pandeyji yeh sunn kar ghabra
jaate hai, aur bolte hai.. are nahi mai tooh sirf puchh
raha thaa. Badboli replies.. aare Pandeyji Shahab mai
toh isko bol rahi hu,ki jawab kyo nahi deta. Pandeyji
relaxes and says.. achha thik hai rahne do. Aur jaane
lagte hai. Badboli bhi unke saath chali jaate hai. Tabhi
Shahab pichee se bolta hai ki Badboli..Badboli apne
shahab ko bataa de ki pichee park mai
And we fade out to Pandeyji and Badboli ,Badboli says to
Pandeyji ki.. aap bahut ache insaan ho, warna, iss
lafangaye Shahab ko toh mai thik kar deti. Aur yeh bol
kar Pandeyji se bag leti haiJust at that moment
Mrs.Pandey open mail gate of his house. Aur dekhti hai ki

Pandeyji, Badboli ko bol rahe hai.. nahi,nahi thik hai

hum. Mrs.Pandey cuts in between and says. aaj itna late
kyo kiya. ek kaam kar tu rahne de ,aaj se humare yaha
kaa kaam,yeh roz-roz kaa late,bahut huaa.bas kar.
Tabhi Pandeyji is about to say something but Maankunwar
says.. aap ander aayenge.. yaa bahar hi. Without saying
a word Pandeyji enters in house. Cut to,
Scene-7
Next Day morning,
Pandeyji,Maankanwar,and entire family.
We see ki subah subah Manmukh pandey aur
Phoolkanwar apne apne room se hilte dulte, nikal kar hall
mai aakar baithte hai, tabhi Maankanwar bhi bhagte huye
kitchen ki taraf jaate hai. Maankanwar khud ko bol rahi
hai, pataa nai aaj neend kaise nahi khuli. And she is about
to enter in kitchen, tabhi dekhti hai ki Pandeyji kitchen se
chai lekar bahar aate hai, and says.. Maan pareshan mat
ho ,aao chai piyo, and he serves tea to everyone.
Everyone looks surprise tabhi Pandeyji bhag ke kitchen
mai jaate hai aur Tezashwi kaa tiffin box lekar aate hai,
aur bolte hai, ki.. kahi chai ke chakkar mai Tez tiffin naa
bhul jaye. Without blinking eyes everyone is looking at
Pandeyji. Tabhi piche se aawaz aati hai, daal mai kuch
kaala hai,kyoki humara bapu nahi itna pyara hai. Yeh sun
pandeyji kaa dimag kharab hota hai per woh control kar
Tez ko uska tiffin dete hai, aur Tez chala jata hai. Pandeyji
bhi chai finish karte hai aur kahte hai ki.. dukaan mai
bhaut kaam hai, aur Rakka ki bhi tabiyat thodi khrab hai,

toh sochaa ki aaj shop mai hi khol deta hun. Pandeyji

Manmukhji ke pao chuu kar nikal jaate hai. Pandeyji ke
jaane tak sab unhe surprise nazar se dekhte rah jaate
hai Cut to,
Scene-8
Pandeyji shop/day
Pandeyji,Ram,Lakhan,Rakka, Inspector Shabu
We open the scene ki Pandeyji apne dukaan kaa shutter
open karte hai, aur tabhi Ram aur Lakhan bhage bhage
aate hai, aur Pandeyji ko good morning wish karte hai.
Pandeyji bolte hai, aaj kaa morning tabhi good hoga jab
hum case ko solve kar payenge. Tabhi Ram bolta hai ki..
per tab to shayad shaam ho jayegi, phir good morning
kaise hoga. Pandeyji aur Lakhan usko ek look dete hai.
Phir Ram bolta hai, samaj gaya , samaj gaya, look dene
ki koi jarurat nahi hai, aap log kahna chahte ho ki case kal
subah tak solve ho jayega. Lakhan Ram ko ek thappad
marta hai, aur bolta hai, apna dimag zyada mat laga,
aur Pandey Sir jo bol rahe hai woh sun. Tabhi waha
Pandeyji ek paper aur pen le kar aate hai, teeno dukan ke
counter ke pass khade ho jate hai. Tab Pandeyji ek ghar
kaa picture draw karte hai. Aur saare permutation
combination usme karte hai ki agar chori huaa hoga toh
kaise? Tabhi Rakka waha aajata hai, aur bolta hai ki lagta
hai, bade malik ko bolna padega ki koi naya dhanda khoj
le, kyoki humare Shahab se ye naa ho payega.
Pandeyji ,Rakka ki baat sunte hai aur bolte hai, bahut
zyada bolne laga hai tu, yeh time hai tere yaha aane

kaa.teri kaamchori ki wajah se mujhe subah subah aake

dukan kholni padi.agar aisa hi raha toh koi aur kaam
dekh le. Aur yeh kah ke woh Rakka ke sar pe ek thappad
marte hai, per jaise woh thappar marte hai piche se
inspector Shabu ki jeep unke dukaan ke pass aake rukti
hai. Pandeyji , insp Shabu ko dekh , Rakka se bolte hai,
kitna mazaak karta hai tu..chal jaa ab kaam kar. Udhar
insp.Shabu jeep ke seat pe phas jaate hai,aur nikalne ki
koshish karte hai, tabhi 2 shipahi aake unhe nikalte hai.
Inspector Shabu phir filmy style mai aakar bolte hai,
mere rahte iss pure shaher mai jurm nahi ho sakta.
Rakka, Shabu ko dekh zamin pe gir jaata hai, aur bolta
hai, Pandey Shahab aapne kaise mara mujhe mera sar
phata jaa raha hai, please koi doctor ko bula doo, mai
nahi chata ki mai mar jau aur pandey shahab ko jail ho
jaye phir lakho kaa kharchaa. Pandey ji, Rakka ko bolte
hai, beta tujhe kya ho gaya, maine mara kaha thaa,
maine toh sirf touch kiya tha. Tabhi insp.Shabu bolta hai,
yeh bahut hai aapko umar bhar jail mai rakhne ke liye,
finger print aapka hai. Pandeyji ghabra kar bolte hain,
aare kuch nahi huaa hai isse natak kar raha hai yeh..
Ram, Lakhan le chalo isse doctor ke pass. Inspector
Shabhu cuts in between and says, pahle report likhna
hoga, phir koi kahi jayega. Tab Rakka bolta hai, Jijaji ek
min, sorry sir ek min. mujhe apne shahab se kuch baat
karni hai phir aapko jo karna hoga kariyega. Aur woh
Pandeyji ko ishare se side mai bulata hai, aur Pandeyji ko
bolta hai, jaldi se Rs1000 nikaliye, mai doctor ke pass se
aata hu,aur aap iss inspector Shahbu ki chinta mat kariye
mai sambhal lunga. Pandeyji sochne lagte hai, Tabhi

Lakhan use Rs1000 deta hai aur bolta hai, jaa jaldi yaha
se. Pandeyji kuch bolne wale hi hote hai, Lakhan,
Pandeyji ko unka wallet lautata hai,aur bolta hai, aapne
waha counter pe chhod diya thaa. Rakka ke kahne pe
inspector Shabu waha se chala jata hai.
Cut to,
Pandeyji,Ram,Lakhan,Shahabji,Jagrirti devi,
Pandeyji, Ram, Lakhan ke saath apne society gate ke
pass pahuchte hai toh Shahabji bolta hai, kya baat hai
Pandeyji.aaj.bhut jaldi aa. gai sab thik toh hai
naa! Pandeyji bina kuch bole sirf ek look de kar aage
badne lagte hai, tabhi samne se Jagriti devi aate dikhai
deti hai, jisse dekh kar, Ram ka attitude turant change ho
jata hai, aur woh aisa act karta hai jaise usne Jagriti devi
ko dekha hi nahi ho, aur Pandeyji ko bolta hai, aaj chahe
kuch bhi ho jaye , yeh case solve karna hi hoga. Jagriti
devi jaise jaise aage aati jaa rahi hai, Ram kaa volume
badta jata hai, aur phir bolta hai ki mujhe toh lagta hai,
case Jagriti ji kaa naa hokar mera apna hai, aisa lag raha
hai jaise mere ghar mai chori ho gayi haiper maine bhi
soch liya hai jab tak ,woh kimati belan nahi milega khana
nahi khaunga. Tabhi Jagriti devi waha pahunch jati hai
aur Ram ki gardan pakad bolti hai, beta yeh khel bahut
purana ho gaya hai, hume isko chhode 20 saal ho gaya
kuch naya socho..aur jaha tak khane ki baat haiwoh toh
agar belan nahi mila toh waise bhi nahi khaa paoge. Yeh
baat bol Jagriti devi waha se chali jaati hai. Per jaate jaate
ek baar phir bolti hai, yaad rahe sirf kal takka samay hai
tum logo ke pass. Jagriti devi ke jaate hi teeno wahi pe

sar pakad ke baith jaate hai. Dusari taraf yeh saari baat
sun kar Shahabji waha pahunchta hai,aur bolta hai
Pandeyji problem..kya. hai . woh.. Tabhi Lakhan
bolta hai, yaar please abhi tu jaa, jab tera signal pura aa
jaye tooh aana. Shahab phir bolta hai, woh Jagriti aunty
kya bol rahi thi..ki kuch gayab huaa hai? Tabhi Pandeyji
,Ram aur Lakhan ko dheere se bolte hai, yeh tumhari
bhabhi kaa bahut bada chamcha hai,agar inko malum ho
gaya ki yeh case hum solve kar rahe hai toh , yeh jarur
yeh baat use bataa degaso chalo yaha se Shahab
bolta hai woh belanbelan.Baat bina sune wooh tino
waha se nikal jaate hai,tab Shahab bolta hai, hume
malum hai kaha hai. Cut to,
Pandeyji house/Night,
Ghar mai sabhi log soo rahe hote hai,per kitchen se kuch
aawaz aa raha hota hai,camera follows the source of
sound ,and we see only torch light in kitchen ,hum dekhte
hai ki Pandeyji kitchen mai ajeebo garib tarike se kuch
khoj rahe hai, Pandeyji yeh sab karte huye side mai rakhe
paper per kuch note bhi kar rahe hai,aur phir Pandeyji
apne mobile se kisi ko call karte hai..
Intercut,
Ram aur Lakhan bhi apne ghar mai kitchen mai so rahe
hotei,aur Pandeyji ke ring se jagte hai, Ram call pick karta
hai,aur Pandeyji ko bolta hai, sir jaisa aapne bola thaa ki
lets sleep with this case toh hum dono thik waisa hi kar
rahe hai, kitchen mai hi soo rahe hai, thoda dikkat ho
raha hai,per its ok. Udhar Pandeyji gusse mai bolte hai,

Lakan ko mobile dena. Lakhan jab baat karta hai toh

Pandeyji bolte hai, mere bolne kaa matlab yeh thaa ki
case ko thoda time dete hai, per tum logo se kuch nahi
hoga, soo jaoo, aaram karo. and he cuts the call. Call
rakhte hi Lakhan, Ram ko ek thappad marta hai aur bolta
hai ki , saale English nahi samaj mai aata hai toh thoda
pad liya karoaise hi kuch bhi mat samjaha diya karo.
Cut to,
Pandeyji mobile side mai rakhte hai , tabhi kitchen kaa
main light on hota hai,aur hum dekte hai ki Mrs.Pandey
waha khadi hai. Pandeyji apni biwi ko dekh mushkurate
huye bolte hai, paani, paani pine aaya thaa. Apne hath
mai pen, paper dekh bolte hai, note karta hu ki din bhar
mai kitna litre piya.aapko pani du? And he tries to
avoid eye connection with her. Maankuwar bolti hai, yeh
jo chal raha hai naa sab humhe malum hai. Jagriti ji aayi
thi aur bataa rahi thi, ki mera bina kaam ke pati pe
barosha kar unhone apni izzat unke haat mai kar diya.
Pandeyji gives surprise look, Maan continues , per
Pandeyji se kuch nahi ho payega per agar iss baar
Pandey ne mera case solve nahi kiya toh Pandeyji ko mai
chodungi nahi..mujhe kisi bhi tarah mera khandani
belan chahiye. Pandeyji bolte hai, are nahi nahi aisa
kuch nahi haitum .aap bewajah pareshan ho rahi ho.
Aur phir Pandeyji bade pyar se mushkurate huye Maan ki
taraf badte hai. Tabhi Maan pass mai pade belan ko utha
kar Pandeyji ki taraf phekti hai. Pandeyji apne ko bachane
ke liye jhukate hai aur belan pass ke diwar se takara kar,
kitchen ke vantilator (roshandan)se baher nikal jata hai.

Pandeyji sab slow motion mai dekte haiaur achanak

kushi se has padte hai.aur bolte hai, log sahi kahte hai
ki har kamyab mard ke pichee ek aurat kaa haath hota
hai.thank you,thank you meri Maanu. Aur yeh kah kar
woh waha se nikal jaate hai. Maan , Pandeyji ko jaate
huye dekti rah jaati hai,aur bol padti hai maanu!! Cut to,
Jagriti devi house,night ,
Pandeyji,Ram ,Lakhan,Jagriti devi & entire family
member
We open the scene in mid way that every family member
is in hall.sab ek line mai khade hote hai, aur Pandeyji
ek, ek karke sabke pass jaate hai. Dusare taraf Ram aur
Lakhan khade hai,unhe kuch samaj mai nahi aa raha ki
yeh kya ho raha hai. Tabhi Jagriti devi silence ko break
karte huyee bolti hai, Pandey kuch bolega yaa yu hi
humare ghar me morning walk karta rahega. Pandeyji
sharply turns toward Jagriti devi aur bolte hai, aapke
ghar mai koi toh hai jo aksar apni patni se pit jata hai.
Jagriti devi ke teeno ladke apni-apni biwiyo ke taraf look
dete hai. Tab Jagriti bolti hai, Pandey abhi tu pit jayega
agar zyada paheli bujhaya tohhhar ghar mai pati pit
jaate hai,tu nahi pita hai kya. Pandeyji feel offensive and
says haa woh thik hai, per uss din koi toh thaa jo
zabarjast tarike se pitaa thaa. Aur yeh bol kar wooh sab
ladko ke pass bari-bari se jaate hai. Aur phir achanak
bolte hai ki aap sab mere saath kitchen mai aaiye.. Cut
to,
Kitchen,

Pandeyji kitchen me aate hai aur Ram ko ek jagah khada

karte hai aur ek jagah Lakhan ko,aur phir act karke btatae
hai ki kaise kaise kya huaa thaa. Tabhi Jagriti devi ki badi
bahu bol padti hai, haa maine mara thaa chimpu ke papa
ko kyoki mai nahi chahti thii ki ghar kaa khanddani Belan
mere alawa koi aur bahu ko mile, aur ishiliye , 2 saal
pahle bhi maine yeh function nahi hone diya thaa.
Pandeyji bade hi style mai woh belan nikalte hai aur
Jagriti devi ko dete hai. Badi bahu ,ghar walo ko sorry
bolti hai. Phir Pandeyji bade style mai waha se nikate
hai,tabhi , Jagriti devi unhe rokti hai aur thank you bolti
hai, aur ek envelope deti hai. Pandeyji ,Ram,Lakhan ke
saath waha se nikalte hai.Ram aur Lakahan Pandeyji ki
tarif pe tarif kiye jaa rahe hai. Pandeyji, Ram aur Lakhan
ko bolte hai, tum log ghar se taiyaar hoke aajao, office
mai milte haiabhi mera ek kaam aur baaki hai. Cut to,
Pandeyji house ext.
Pandeyji bahut kush hokar apne ghar ke taraf bad rahe
hote hai,and he enter into his dream world,
Flash forward,
Pandeyji white horse pe ,white costume mai ,full speed
mai aa rahe hai,saamne Maankanwar bhi white costume
mai baahen phaila kar unki taraf bhaag rahi hai. Pandeyji
bade style mai Maankanwar ke pass ghode se utarte
hai.
Cut to,

Pandeyji ke ghar ka gate open hota hai, aur Maankanwar

bolti hai, aa gaye aap. Pandeyji abhi bhi dream world mai
hai aur reply karte hai, haa sirf tumhare liye. Tabhi
Badboli ke haat se bartan girta hai aur Pandeyji kaa
dream break hota hai. Pandeyji smile karte hai aur bolte
hai, aaj aapki saari shikayate dur kar dunga mai. Aur
unhe lekar apne room mai jaate hai. Yeh dekh Badboli ke
haat se ek aur bartan girta hai Cut to,
Pandeyji room,
Pandeyji, Maan kanwar
Pandeyji ,bade hi romantic way se Maankanwar ko bolte
hai, aapko mujhse bahut shikayate hai naa, ki mai koi
kaam nahi karta ghar kaa,aap sab kaa koi dhyan nahi
rakhta, aaj mai sab dur kar dunga. Maan bahut hi
berukhi andaz mai bolti hai, aisa kya pahaad tod kar
laaye ho. Pandeyji phir bahut pyar se bolte hai, agar aap
kahe toh woh bhi kar du, per abhi ke liye le lijiye.
Pandeyji apne pocket se envelope nikal kar Maan ke haat
mai rakh dete hai, aur bolte hai ki aapko jo bhi pasand
ho, le lijiyega. And he again enters into his dream jaha
woh ek romantic gaane pe Maan ke saath gana gaa rahe
hai. Tabhi Pandeyji ko lagta hai ki koi unhe jhagjor raha
hai, he comes back from dream aur Maan bolti hai ki,
itna rupaye mai kaise kharch kar sakti hu.aapne
kamaya hai aap rakho isko,aur apne liye kuch le lo.
Pandeyji replies, aare nahi Maan , pahle aap le lo , aur
agar kuch rupaye bach jaate hai toh ghar ke liye kuch
lelena. Yeh sunn maan kaa face gusse se lal ko jaata hai.
Aur woh envelope ke rupaiye Pandeyji ke haat mai rakhti

hai, aur bolti hai, bhagwan ke liye hume shaanti se

rahne dijiye. Aur yeh bol waha se nikal jaati hai. Pandeyji
Maan ko jaate huye dekhte hai aur phir envelope se
rupaiye nikalte hai, jisme Rs 21 hota haiaur saath mai
Jagriti devi kaa Thank you note bhi hota hai. Pandeyji ek
taraf haath mai rakhe rupaiye ko dekhte hai aur dusari
taraf Maan ko jaate huye
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