The Great Emu War
The Great Emu War
The Great Emu War
bunch of flightless birds and lost? It happened. It was glorious. It was the Great Emu War.
The Great Emu War lasted from November 2, 1932 to December 10, 1932. It was caused
by the arrival of as many as 20,000 emus who mercilessly came and ate farmers crops. Sir
George Pearce, the Minister of Defense, deployed the Royal Australian Artillery to deal with the
emus, instead of diplomatically asking the emus to stop. With this act, the Great Emu War had
officially started.
The first of many unsuccessful attempts by the Australians to dispatch the emus came
on November 2, 1932. Only about a dozen birds were killed because the Australians began to
shoot while the emus were completely out of range. On November 4, Major G.P.W. Meredith
established an ambush near a dam. When around 1,000 emus got into range, the gunners
opened fire. Only twelve birds were killed, as the gun jammed . The emus got their revenge for
November 2 that day. They all but delivered themselves on a silver platter to the army, and
they still won. There were many more disastrous attempts leading up to November 8. One was
Meredith attempting to mount guns on a truck to chase the emus. The truck couldnt move fast
enough, so the emus outsmarted the army yet again. The number of birds killed is uncertain. A
report from the Base Commander indicated that 300 emus had been killed, even though 2,500
rounds of ammunition were fired. No Australians died. On November 8, the guns were
withdrawn, as the emus appeared to have won due to their guerilla tactics: splitting into small
The second attempt happened after the military had withdrawn from their initial attacks
on the emu population. The emus continued to attack crops. James Mitchell, the Premier of
Western Australia, supported renewed military assistance to deal with them. By November 12,
the Minister of Defense approved even more military efforts. He said that the soldiers were
necessary to combat the incredibly serious agricultural threat of the large emu population. On
November 13, the military attacked once more and only about 40 emus were killed. The third
day, November 15, was even less successful, if you can imagine that. By December 2, the guns
were accounting for 100 emus per week. When Meredith did the math, however, it appeared
that it took 10 bullets to bring down one emu, which was pretty pathetic. The army was
course of only 45 days. Using their extraordinarily superior intellect, they evaded the
Australians attempt to stop their pillaging of crops by successfully eating their way through
farmers crops. The farmers called for more war on the poor, flightless emus, but the
government had enough of being embarrassed by the mighty emus. The lesson to be learned
from the shortest war in world history is to NEVER underestimate the emu. They always win.
Always.