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♪ The Earth says hello ♪

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♪ Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song ♪

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Hey. You know what I just realized?

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With my arrest last night,

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I have now been incarcerated
in five consecutive decades.

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Wow.

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Good for you, Mom.

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You're the Minnie Minoso of marijuana.

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I don't know who that is.

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Yes, you do. Minnie Minoso?

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You know.

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Google him.

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No, just tell me.

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Google him. It's so worth it.

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Minnie, like the mouse.

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- M-I-N...
- I know how to spell "Minnie."

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Minoso.

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M-I-N-O-S-O?

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Yes. Now "return."

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Okay, so your mom is the first black
player on the Chicago White Sox?

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[LAUGHING]

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No. Try "Minnie Minoso decades."

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Just tell me.

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No, but you're so close.

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Travis, I swear, I will punch
you right in the tits.

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That's why I love you, Olivia.
You're a quick study.

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Fine.
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Minnie Minoso was the first man
to play professional baseball

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in five different decades.

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Okay.

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So, why was this worth it?

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Don't you see? In the
same way Minnie Minoso...

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Shut the fuck up about
Minnie-fucking-Minoso.

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Someone had to say it.

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No, no.

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Keep the window shut.

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Otherwise, we're... We're too exposed.

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Too exposed to what?

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Oh. [STAMMERS]

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Sorry. I thought I was...

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Never mind.
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Man, Pete can sleep through anything.

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Almost.

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Yes, please.

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synced & corrected by PopcornAWH
www.addic7ed.com

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[MAN WHOOPS] Yeah.

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- Right on.
- Yeah.

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Thanks. All right. Gotcha.

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Jeez, Travis, what's going on? I've
been getting fisted all morning.

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Well, you can thank Dank
and Dabby for that.

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They're the reason we have
all these new customers.

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But they remind me of a
bunch of Chewbaccas.

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I don't think that's true.

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[YAWNING]

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Where is she? You.

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Whoa. Oh. Not today, bro.

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- That...
- Carter, no. It's fine.

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Copy.

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Tae Kwon Doug, sorry about your wrist.

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Yeah, well, I got two, asshole.

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Wow. Did you get that, Carter?
Guy's got two assholes.

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Ruth, I am here for one reason.

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To tell you two things:

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A, that I am strongly considering
pressing assault charges.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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You want everyone to know that
a martial arts instructor

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got his ass beat by a
stoned old Jewish lady?

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And three, when I walked
out of here yesterday,

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I said, "You gotta chill out, Doug-o."

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There's no need to lose your kuk gi
over a few losers snorfing some derbs."

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So, I decided I was just
gonna let it slide.

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I was gonna be the bigger man.

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But then last night happened
and you turned me small.

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Real small.

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So, you watch out, Ruth.

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'Cause a tiny little man
is coming after you.

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Coming after all of you!

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[ALL BOOING]

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Oh, yeah, your "boos"
only make me smaller.

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- Boo.
- Yeah, see? He gets it.

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She.

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Horseshit.

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[WOMAN SPEAKING IN
MANDARIN] Dear Mei Mei.

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We know you're working
hard in medical school,

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so we're sending this
to help you through.

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Mom and Dad.

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Water filters.

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How did they know?

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[SINGING IN MANDARIN] These Brita
water filters hearken back.

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To my parents' esteem.

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My liquid safety.

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Is of their utmost importance.

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But they are deceived With
regard to my activities.

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Perhaps I deserve the water-borne
diseases For which [TRANSLATION UNCLEAR]
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Why do I lie?

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Regarding my medical school instruction.

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At the University of
California, Los Angeles?

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Say, it's time for my favorite
dance team, so let's look.

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A box of matches and an eighth
of Romulan Green marijuana.

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That's all you need, my friend.

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And soon you'll be
enjoying the smoothest,

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mildest, tastiest bud ever created.

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Every Romulan Green
cigarette is hand-rolled

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for maximum smokeability

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so, that all that sweet,
cannabis goodness

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goes straight to your neuroreceptors

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for that one-of-a-kind
Romulan Green experience.
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Gee, I'd like to fuck those two.

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With my mom's hot prison action
last night, we never got to talk

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- about what happened at my place.
- Yeah, I've been thinking,

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it's probably for the best
that we stopped when we did.

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Oh. Okay.

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Can I ask why?

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Well, in a sense, you're my boss,
so it would've been weird.

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Yeah, I guess I see what you're saying.
I never see you as an employee, though.

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No, I know.

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And believe me when... When
I say you're the boss,

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I just mean technically.

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I mean, we both know your mom
is the real boss around here.

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I don't think we both know that.
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No, no, you're right. You're
both officially in charge.

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- Officially and actually.
- Sure, fine.

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- I feel like you're patronizing me.
- Patronizing.

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Travis!

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Travis.

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Travesty.

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National Traves-Deez Nuts.

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Dank, Dabby. Thank you guys
so much for all your support.

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Not to mention all the business
you guys brought this morning.

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- But you did mention it.
- [ALL LAUGH]

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Well, guys, you know what?

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As the boss around here,
I'd like to talk to you

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about a very exciting
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Please, step into my office.

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- Ah.
- [LAUGHS]

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Your office has no walls, man.

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But it does have a floor and
that's like a wall for your feet.

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[LAUGHING]

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What?

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- What?
- I don't know.

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I'm on the wall.

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- Who is this?
- You see, guys?

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That's what I'm talking about.

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You guys have what Stephen
King once called IT.

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- Ooh.
- Oh.

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[LAUGHS]
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Last I checked, you guys are pretty
close to 100,000 subscribers, right?

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A hundred and one thousand
three hundred sixty-four.

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- Ish.
- Ehh.

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For marijuana performers like yourselves
to survive in the fast-paced,

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ganja-tainment sector, you're
gonna need corporate sponsorship.

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- I don't know if you've had any offers.
- I don't know either.

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Okay.

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Here's the deal.

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I wanna get into the
Dank and Dabby business.

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Well, that's...

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very flattering,

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but...

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we're kind of just doing the
monogamy thing right now.

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No. I'm not...

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You can check back in
after Valentine's Day,

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- I'm sure we can squeeze you right in.
- We can squeeze you in.

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- That really wasn't what I meant.
- We have a safe word. It's "subway."

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I... What I want...

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is for Ruth's Alternative Caring
to be the official sponsor

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of your YouTube channel. I can
see you asking yourselves,

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"What does sponsorship mean?"

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Holy shit.

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Yeah, this motherfucker sees questions.

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Oh.

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So, simply put...

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in exchange for promoting
our dispensary,
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we will supply you
with all your product.

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- But you already do.
- Yeah.

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For free.

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[IMITATING EXPLOSION]

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So, what do you say? Yes or no?

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Well, I got one question for you.

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Can you see it, motherfucker?

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[RUTH] Come in.

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And so Maria entered the inner sanctum

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of cannabis legend Ruth
Whitefeather Feldman.

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Maria, you're narrating.

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I'm doing that?

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Yeah. And it's very
common with new users.

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I nod knowingly.

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Oh, my God, is that a picture
of you and Jimmy Carter?

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Yeah, good old Jimmy Earl.

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You know, that guy loved three
things: Weed, peanuts and failure.

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Which brings me to you, Maria.

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You know, just a few days ago...

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you entered my store afraid to
take a bite of pot brownie.

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I explained to you that I was
out of Weight Watchers points.

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Yes. And then last night, you showed
up alone at a cannabis rally,

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straddling a Harley wearing that hat.

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I know, right? Check it out.

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Number sign, "stoner"!

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Sweetheart, you're
having a midlife crisis.

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And as your pot dealer and shaman...
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You're a shaman?

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Yes. And a rabbi.

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I strongly advise you
to just ease into this.

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There's no need to radically
change your life.

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But my life is boring.

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Just yesterday, I was pushing
my 5-year-old on the swing,

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and I thought to myself,
"Sure, Connor's swinging,".

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Connor's going up and down,
but I'm not going anywhere.

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"I'm just pushing him, like a sucker."

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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- Ruth, something's wrong with Carter.
- Excuse me.

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He's been frozen like
that for ten minutes.

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Carter, are you okay?
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Carter.

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Yeah.

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I just...

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I need to, uh, uh...

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I gotta go...

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Yeah.

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He's going towards your office.

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He's entering the room,
closing the door.

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- He's locking the door to your off...
- Maria, you're narrating.

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I'm sorry.

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I said, my voice tinged with regret.

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Do you think it's a PTSD thing?

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Probably. I'm not a doctor.

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Well, neither am I. Why would
you even accuse me of that?
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Carter, it's Ruth. How you doing?

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Sorry, Ruth.

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I just... need some time alone.

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You got it. You can stay in
there all day if you want.

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If you like music...

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I got the complete Joni Mitchell
on vinyl behind the desk.

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Start with "Blue" and then go backwards.

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Thank you.

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Also, I know you don't partake...
but you might check out

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some of the books I have on all
the good things pot can do

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for anxiety, stress, depression.

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You know, there's a reason they call
it "cannabis," not "can't-abis."

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[CHUCKLES]

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Did you get that in there?

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Yeah, I... I got it in here.

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And most importantly,

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if you ever wanna talk,
my door's always open.

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Well, not... Not now.

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You've got it locked. [CHUCKLES]

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And we're still talking, so...
the door is a nonissue.

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Hello there. I'm Travis.

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And I'm Olivia, his employee.

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Welcome to Strain O' the Day.

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You know the Haze family of pot.

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Purple Haze, Cambodian
Haze and Lemon Haze.

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Today we're offering one of those
strains' lesser-known cousins.

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Rutherford B. Haze.
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A moving tribute in cannabis dedicated
to the legacy of our 19th president,

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perhaps best known for taking
office via the Compromise of 1876.

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- And while President...
- One thing...

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- Sorry.
- Go ahead.

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No, I was just going to say
that while President Hayes

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ended Reconstruction,

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Rutherford B. Haze will
begin your reconstruction.

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Did you just wink at the camera?

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What's next, finger guns?

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So, come on down to Ruth's and pick
up our Strain O' the Day today.

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Today.

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Pete, turn it off.

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Hey, Carter, it's Pete.
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I'm gonna knock now, so
don't be scared, okay?

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Hey, Carter, it's Pete.

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- You okay?
- Yeah, Pete.

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I'm fine.

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Listen, I don't claim to know
what you went through in the war.

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I'm sure it's nothing like growing up
on a hippie commune in Humboldt County

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with watchtowers and weekly
drills where we bayoneted dummies

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dressed like DEA agents.

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Jesus Christ.

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You've seen the veterans
who come in the store.

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Smoking really does them good.

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Helps them cope.

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It's an amazing plant, man.

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And...

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There's a reason they call it
"cannabis," not "can't-abis."

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It's funnier when Ruth tells it.

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Hey, Pete. Can I talk
to Carter for a minute?

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Carter, don't hang up.

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The next voice you hear
is gonna be Travis'.

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Travis, the door is yours.

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Carter?

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I'm just checking in.

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I know you think of me as your
boss, but I'm also your friend.

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Also, you know...

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we're both proud black men.

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I think we might also be Leos, too.

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Headstrong... charismatic.
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♪ I could drink a case of you ♪

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All right... good talk.

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Stay woke, brother.

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♪ Oh, I would still be on my feet ♪

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Is this a real ID?

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- Yeah.
- Great, come on in.

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Mom.

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As you saw this morning, Dank
and Dabby are very popular.

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And so I've arranged for them to
promote us in exchange for free pot.

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And that's what we're gonna do. I'm not
asking, I'm just letting you know.

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Is that okay?

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Travis, believe it or not, I did
read your business proposal,

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and I don't remember your vision of
the future including Dank and Dabby.

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No, but there is a section
called "Web Presence."

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Yes, but there wasn't a subsection

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called Hitching Your Financial Wagon
to Two Burned-Out Cosmic Dipshits.

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Unless I missed that.

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Which is possible, because
I'm old and out of touch.

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You're not old and out of touch.
You're just old and mean.

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Olivia, you wanna settle
a family argument?

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Nope.

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There you go, two against one.

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Hey, Carter? How you feeling?

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Kind of trying not to.

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Listen, I know everybody
wants you to toke up,

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but please don't feel any pressure.

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Between you and me, I'm pretty
ambivalent about weed myself.

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I mean, I smoke sometimes, but...

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where I'm from, a lot of people
start with pot and end up on meth.

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Like my brother.

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He's in rehab.

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We had an intervention with
him over Thanksgiving.

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He stole my car and the turkey.

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You get them back?

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The car... not the turkey.

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But in the end, Thanksgiving's
really all about the sides, right?

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I lost three buddies in
Fallujah on Thanksgiving.

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Oh, God.

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I don't know what to say to that.

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Nobody does.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.

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You think Ruth'll be mad
I peed in her bong?

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No.

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She does it all the time.

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And now because you,
the fans, have asked.

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And we, the people of which whom
you are fans of, responded.

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We now present to you
a brand-new montage.

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- The Best of Dank and Dabby Coughing,
- The Best of Dank and Dabby Coughing,

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- Volume Four.
- Volume Four.

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[COUGHING] Oh, shi... Oh, my...

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[COUGHING]

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This is one of my favorite pieces.

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It represents a Swahili tribe, I think,
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and I found it from a man
at Washington State.

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Come... Dab.

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[COUGHING]

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[COUGHING]

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Should I call 911?

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[DABBY COUGHING]

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Come on, Dab.

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I'm trying to do important stuff here.

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[COUGHING]

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- Oh.
- Whoa.

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Shit is cool.

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911...? Yes, this is an emergency, 911.

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I'm fine.

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[BOTH COUGHING]

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Well, clearly they're very talented.

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We're not talking about any more free
product than I've seen you give away

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- to people on a daily basis.
- That's medicinal.

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I hate to break it to you, Mom,
but adult use is legal now.

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Well, I hate to break it to you, but
those two people are not adults.

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Not adults? You spent a
night in jail for jumping

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off a truck onto a martial arts teacher.

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Hey. That was activism.

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Look, Mom, face facts.

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All right, yes, marijuana is
love, marijuana is healing,

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but marijuana is also this.

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[DANK COUGHING OVER COMPUTER]

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[DANK] Smoke just came
out of everywhere.

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Maria, before you leave,
I need to check your ID.

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But I'm on my way out.

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Yeah, but the Maria who's leaving

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is not the same as the
Maria who entered.

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Jesus, I miss Carter.

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Carter?

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For what it's worth,

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the first time I smoked
pot was six months ago.

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I was terrified.

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My parents always told me
it was for weak people.

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Then I tried it with some friends,
non-Asians of course, and...

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I wouldn't even say it was good or bad.

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Just that...

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for the first time in my life I felt
like I was living in the moment.

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And as for weakness,

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I don't know anyone on Earth who
isn't using something or someone

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to cope with... other
somethings or someones.

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The only question that matters is...

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does it work for you?

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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I gotta go empty this, so excuse me.

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You ready?

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Yeah.

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Pete.

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Carter, for your first time I've
chosen something gentle and euphoric.

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Girl Scout Cookies.

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That's what you chose for me?

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- Girl Scout Cookies?
- Oh, don't let the name fool you.

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They're not really cookies.
It's marijuana.

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Before I do this...

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I just want to apologize
to everyone for...

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For freaking out earlier.

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I'm really glad you guys have my back.

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You never have to apologize, Carter.

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And you can keep my bong.

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Hold it for as long as you can.

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[COUGHING]

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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I don't feel anything.

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It takes a minute or two.

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Some music might help.

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Who likes Tuvan throat singing?

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00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:04,824
Who doesn't?

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Give me a sec. I'm gonna
put on some Yat-Kha.

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Feel anything, Carter?

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Here we go.

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["KARANGAILYG KARA HOVAA" PLAYING]

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[SOBBING]

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