Calumba Carlo Bsed Eng 2-b The Canterbury Tales Comic

The Canterbury Tales
Geoffrey Chaucer
Carlo Calumba BSED English 2-B

Geoffrey Chaucer
Well, let us begin the I guess not.

stories. Who shall go
first?
No brave volunteers?
Well then, we shall
have to draw lots.
Who shall
it be?
Who shall
it be?
Geoffrey Chaucer
Well, I see that Providence has
chosen my lot. So be it. (pauses for
: It shall be our knight! a moment) I shall tell you a story
about two brave knights.
That’s only fitting!
Geoffrey Chaucer
Once upon a time, in the ancient Greek city of Thebes, there

lived two cousins named Arcite and Palamon. They went to
war along with their fellow countrymen to defend their land
against the enemy invaders from the city of Athens. I am
sorry to say that the war did not go well for the Thebians.
Most of them were killed and even Arcite and Palamon were
left for dead on the battlefield. After the battle, Duke Theseus
and his men surveyed the battlefield, looking for any
survivors that they could take prisoner. The Duke found
Arcite and Palamon laying side by side, just barely alive
Geoffrey Chaucer
In ancient Syria there once lived a young Sultan (that’s a prince). This
sultan loved to have his merchants come to his palace and tell him about
the things they had seen on their travels. Of all the things they told the
sultan, one item impressed him more than anything else: tales about the
daughter of the Roman Emperor, Lady Constance. The merchants related
to the sultan everything they had heard about this lady Constance. “There
never was such a daughter since the beginning of the world,” everyone had
said. “Such beauty and such goodness as you’ve never seen. Absolutely
peerless in beauty, and yet untouched by pride. Lady Constance the
pure!!)”. These stories began to haunt the sultan, and before he knew it, he
had determined to make her his bride. In fact, even though he had never
met her, he said he couldn’t live without her!
Geoffrey Chaucer
Once upon a time, there was a miserly old reeve named Oswald.
Nicholas took a liking to Allison, and Allison decided that she liked
Nicholas, too. However, Nicholas was not the only person who had
taken a liking to Alison. There was also young clerk named Absalom.
(enter Absalom) But he will come into the story later. (exit Absalom)
Nicholas wanted to be alone with Allison to be able to whisper sweet
nothings in her ear. But her father was always around. Nicholas saw
that to get some time alone with Alison he was going to have to think
of a plan that would keep Oswald out of the house for at least a
couple of hours. Being a clever young fellow, he thought up a
brilliant plan.
Geoffrey Chaucer
Once upon a time there lived a poor widow and her

two daughters. (can omit “two daughters “ if you are
not using them). She had a small barnyard in which
she kept cows, sheep, pigs, ducks, and chickens. (You
could have each type of animal make its sounds as its
name is mentioned.) Her pride and joy was her rooster
whose name was Chanticleer. His comb was the
reddest and biggest ever seen on a chicken, and his
crow put other roosters to shame.
Geoffrey Chaucer
Long ago, in the days of King Arthur, fairies

and elves still lived in our land. One rarely sees
any kind of elfin being nowadays, thanks to all
the pesky friars running about saying their
prayers and blessing every nook and cranny of
the landscape. Nowadays if you look behind a
bush you won’t see an elf or a leprechaun,
you’ll find a friar saying his devotions.
Geoffrey Chaucer
Summoners seem able to know about even secret sins. Some say they have spies
all about the towns, looking in windows, and listening through doors. The spies
report all kinds of sins to the summoner, and get a commission from every dollar
the summoner makes. So when the summoner arrives at the door with a writ
from the bishop calling them to account for their sins, people are glad to pay up,
in order to have the summoner scratch their name out of his little black book. The
summoner, he feigns compassion so well! “Sinner, I’ll help you out a little,” he
says, “I’ll show mercy upon you, and just forget this ever happened…. For a small
fee, of course. Just a dollar or two, will be enough.” Then they gladly pay, to have
their little matter stay private and not be reported to the bishop. Yes, this is the
life of a summoner. Well, there once was a certain summoner, who shall remain
nameless. (enter summoner) This summoner was traveling through the
countryside one day, on his way to a town, with a sack full of forged writs.
Geoffrey Chaucer
Once there were three ruffians who had just come

into an inn after a long night of gambling, drinking
and carousing. While these ruffians were at their
cards, some local folks came into the inn and began
talking about deadly events that had been taking
place in their town recently.
Geoffrey Chaucer
Once upon a time there was an alchemist. An

alchemist I’ve only heard about, you understand.
Not the one I worked for. (enter alchemist) Like
many alchemists, he had a traveling workshop. This
is because if alchemists stayed in one town too long,
someone would eventually catch on to their game
and arrest them! In this alchemist’s traveling bag
were all sorts of materials and chemicals which
most certainly could never be turned into gold.
Geoffrey Chaucer
The End

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The Canterbury Tales

Carlo Calumba BSED English 2-B

Well, let us begin the I guess not.

Once upon a time, in the ancient Greek city of Thebes, there

Once upon a time there lived a poor widow and her

Long ago, in the days of King Arthur, fairies

Once there were three ruffians who had just come

Once upon a time there was an alchemist. An

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