The Alchemist
The Alchemist
The Alchemist
The oldest player starts first and turns proceed clockwise. Step 1: The minion and the toil trade places at the table and the minion
becomes the toil and the toil becomes the minion. The alchemist says,
How to Play “Minion [name], go help minion [name] retrieve the [ingredient].”
On your turn, you’re the alchemist. The player to your right is your Step 2: The alchemist flips two coins.
minion. The player to your left is the toil.
Both coins agree:
agree The toil says a sentence about how sad the sub-minion
Step 1: Tell the minion what to get by saying “Minion [name], get me a is. The new minion says a sentence about how he helped finish the toil and
[ingredient].” Use any ingredient not circled or crossed off the list. retrieved the ingredient. Circle the ingredient. The alchemist praises the
Step 2: Flip three gold coins. minion and promotes him to “Master Minion.”
Step 3: Make the story according to the coin flip. Coins disagree:
disagree The new minion says a sentence about how he finished
the toil. The toil says a sentence about how he lost the ingredient despite
Three gold sides:
sides The minion says a sentence about how he found the
finishing the toil. Cross the ingredient off the list. The alchemist denigrates
ingredient and brought it to the lab. The alchemist describes what the
the minion and demotes him.
ingredient looks like in flowery prose. Circle the ingredient.
Step 3: End of turn. The next player goes.
Three lead sides:
sides The toil says a sentence about how the minion screwed
up and lost the ingredient forever. The alchemist describes what
punishment he inflicts. Cross the ingredient off the list.
Ending the Story Ingredient Lists
To set up, randomly pick out objects from the dictionary or make up an
The story ends when all the ingredients are either circled or crossed off.
odd number of objects. The length of the list equals the number of turns.
Each player describes in a sentence what happens as the alchemist adds
Here’s a seven ingredient list leaning towards the humorous. You could be
circled ingredients to the potion. Go around the table until he adds the last
very serious about this, too.
ingredient. Use a conjunction to join the sentences.
1. Pickle
Start the description with these words, “The alchemist adds [ingredient] to
2. Pixie dust
the formula and [something happens]…” follow it with “and adds
3. Exercise machine
[ingredient] which [does something],” etc…
4. Pool water
The Conclusion 5. Pancakes
During the conclusion, you finish up the story in one of three ways. 6. A newt
7. Elephant
Made Gold: If more ingredients are circled, then the alchemist made gold
from lead using the found ingredients. Read, “After the ingredients mixed Serious objects:
together, gold appeared.” Each player says a sentence about what his lead • tin • iron • copper • mercury • silver • gold • phosphorus • sulfur •
minion did with his cut. Any sub-minions get only half his share in gold. A arsenic • antimony • vitriol • quartz • cinnabar • pyrites • orpiment •
Master Minion gets twice his share. galena • magnesia • lime • potash • natron • saltpetre • kohl • ammonia •
If more ingredients are crossed off, flip a number of coins equal to ammonium chloride • alcohol • camphor • sulfuric acid • hydrochloric
ingredients circled and use one of these results: acid • nitric acid • acetic acid • formic acid • citric acid • tartaric acid •
aqua regia • gunpowder • carmot • blue vitriol • vinegar • salt
Miracle: If all coins come up gold, then the alchemist made gold in secret.
Read, “Many days later, the alchemist made gold in the secret spaces of his Two Player Variation
hidden laboratory.” Each player says a sentence about how his minion got One player takes the alchemist and the toil role, and the other takes the
shafted. minion. They switch when the turn is over.
Got Lead: If any coin comes up lead, then the alchemist ended up with Write a Story Variation
lead. Read, “The alchemist let out a long sigh as the potion turned to
lead.” Each player says a sentence about how the alchemist punished the Write down every sentence said and see what it reads like. The alchemist
minion for his failure. does the writing.