Day 2 Newsletter 2024
Day 2 Newsletter 2024
Day 2 Newsletter 2024
NEWSLETTER: DAY 2
OUR MENTORS
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over humanity’s future, their
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CHAIRPERSON
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ICONIC QUOTE: “Because of one man, the entire country is being punished. The Nazi ideology was not
wrong at all, and is being criminalised”, delegate of West Germany during his statement in the crisis.
While amidst the literal warzone the committee was, the delegate of Bangladesh nonchalantly
indulged in a meal within the committee room, seemingly oblivious to the gravity of the discussions
taking place around them. Upon witnessing this, the chair playfully threatened to jestfully smash
the delegates heads with the hammer given to her, adding a touch of whimsy to the proceedings.
Meanwhile, the rapporteur's emotions nearly overflowed upon glimpsing Bangladesh's typed chits.
The delegate of Ukraine consistently commanded attention, punctuating the proceedings with her
insightful POIs (which urged the others to cheekily request for answering via chits). Teaming up
with China, they orchestrated a masterful interrogation that left Russia scrambling for a coherent
response. "How can you, representing Russia, deny any responsibility for the worsening conditions
facing women?" they challenged, eliciting uproarious laughter from both the committee and the
Executive Board. The duo's witty banter injected a welcome dose of humour into the intense
deliberations, showcasing their adeptness at using diplomatic flair to drive their points home.
ICONIC QUOTE: “Hell is clean, and the spawns of Satan are here” - The delegate of Palestine to the
delegates of USA and Israel.
DRAMA RATING : 9 ‘devils’/10
G-20
GROUP OF 20
REPORTER : Shriya Aggrawal
ARTIST : Siddhika Sharma
The G20: where the delegates truly showcased that G20 instead of “Group of Twenty”, should be
called "Group of Twenty (plus or minus a few who got lost on the way during the break)”. The
committee was set in the past, specifically 1962. The EB certainly chose an invigorating agenda, the
mouthful of a name of which I will not bore our readers with.
For Day 1, the GSL began with an unfortunately dry spell, as the delegates quickly realised that they
could give their excess time to each other instead of being answerable to POIs, and the EB stepped
in and quickly put a stop to the witty discovery of a loophole in the system. A highlight was
definitely the brilliant questions brought up by some delegates, surprising since the press has
never seen such a heated debate about the authenticity of a question before.
An intermission in the committee, however, was another journey. A second of the press’s attention
was diverted, and the next second, the delegate of the USSR was getting her revenge over the POI
asked by the delegate of Italy. Luckily for the delegates, the EB was out of the room and I ain’t no
snitch.
The committee certainly had its ups and downs, and highs and lows. But the 20 minute un-Mod
caused an uproar in the committee which no one would have thought could happen. The energy that
the delegates expressed was on a new level, and I fear the committee heated up far beyond what
the a/cs could fix.
Iconic Quote: “Reporter jee, ye dekhiye”- Delegate of USSR to me during break while having the delegate
of Italy in a chokehold.
Drama Rating: 8 ‘chokehold-s’/10
ICONIC QUOTE: One of MANY, “Narendra Modi sau saal pehle paida hue hote to uss samye angrez hi
unse aazadi mang rahe hote” - Rahul Gandhi
DRAMA RATING : Anurag Thakur's unfortunate finding of his half broken chair earned its title to rate this
committee a well deserved 9.5/10.
WHO
WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION
REPORTER : Aanya Mathur
ARTIST : Priyanshi Bajpai
The committee initiated with the GSL, with delegate’s faces falling when they realized they couldn't
allocate surplus time to each other, but rather had to respond to POIs. Regrettably, they were
compelled to address the insightful questions raised by a few delegates. The delegate of China
emphasized on the provision of universal healthcare services throughout their country, Afghanistan
added that there should be a financial protection for the people. The delegate of India, as usual
with the “namaste delegates and the executive board”, gave an amazing solution of international
collaboration for addressing the challenges. Australia raised eyebrows by stating that Ukraine
deserves to be bombed, quickly back tracking to “bombing” the government instead, when
questioned about the lives of civilians. A few speeches later, a new motion was raised to establish
the un-Mod, and the committee experienced its share of fluctuations, with unexpected turbulence
arising during the 15-minute session. The EB questioned the delegates’ use of their laptops during
the un-Mod, but the mischievous one-liners by the delegates of India and Russia were quick to
lighten the atmosphere again. All in all, the delegates soon overcame the blandness with debate,
allegations and right to replies galore. A successful committee, happy delegates, and laughs all
around, WHO declared its closing with a bomb, much like the one Australia dropped on the
Government of Ukraine, “it’s not the people, I’m only bombing the government.”
ICONIC QUOTE: “If Ukraine had common sense they never would’ve gotten into this mess” – South Africa
“Meine toh yeh bola hi nahi” – Panama
DRAMA RATING : 8-namastes of India/10
UEFA
THE UNION OF EUROPEAN FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION
REPORTER : Ishita Jain
ARTIST : Tisya Goyal
The committee opened with a certain effervescence, an atmosphere of enthusiasm, with a number
of delegates trying to raise the agenda (but failing). And after it was finally raised, moving on to the
GSL establishment (which they also failed to do in one go).
So… such was the beginning of the committee, what would one expect? But, that wasn’t the case.
The committee quickly bucked up and despite the initial hitches, really pulled through.
A constant stream of heated chits circulated throughout the room (Mostly by the passionate and
headstrong delegates hell-bent on clearing up their name but also a few other ones (I would tell but
then how would I maintain my image as a mysterious journalist)).
The Delegate of Real Madrid and Barcelona seemed to have a POI for every person with a particular
rivalry with the delegate of Manchester City, which the Delegate strongly reciprocated.
The second day began on a strong note with the introduction of a controversial crisis. Heated
arguments and drama ensued. With the smaller delegates trying to raise questions against our true
Delegate of Real Madrid, they were swiftly shunned, swamped by the chits sent by him (due to the
lack of time for any POIs). It was a nail-biting experience, sending you to the edge of the seats,
absolutely chained and hooked. It was only when the revelation came out, that we could breathe a
sigh of finality and relief. We also got a sneak-peek of a reminiscent piece of the practice session,
when the Delegate of Manchester City and Real Madrid (despite their rivalry), came to a decision by
a very “formal” and suspenseful match of rock-paper-scissors.
With passion and love for football oozing out of the committee with every speech, you just had to
witness it to know.
ICONIC QUOTE: There isn’t really a specific one, but every single one of the POIs, Points of Order and other
speeches by the Delegate of Real Madrid was worthy of receiving thunderous table bangs (which it did).
DRAMA RATING: 9.5 “football or soccer?” out of 10.
INTERNATIONAL PRESS
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DAY 2
Illustration by : Tisya Goyal