Faction flavor text.

Playstyle
Meme shit.

Faction Soundtrack
● Louie Zong - Wizard Disco
● Joeyy - Gout
● Mail Order Comedy’s The Wizards - Wizards Never Die

Special Mechanics:
Spell Slots: Instead of SOUL, this faction has Spell Slots. You start with a number of
spell slots equal to the number of your units + 5, and you can never have more than
that number. You do not gain spell slots when one of your units dies, and do not gain
spell slots when a new round starts.
Cash Money: Whenever one of your units dies or when you kill an enemy unit, gain 1
cash money. During your necromancer’s turn, you can discard 1 cash money to buy
any Shop item.
Shop Items:
● Dragon Uber: Dole out total step 4 with free movement to any of your units.
● Rhyme Talisman: Invert (as per Apostexx) any unit’s shadow, wizard,
money, and gang.
● Wizard Weed: Dole out 3 vitality to any of your units.
● We Love Casting Spells: Gain 1 spell slot.
● Scroll of Shield: The next time one of your units is slain, treat it as if it had
miracle.
● Phat Bling: Gain a bonus trait, ACT upgrade, or Spell upgrade of your choice
until the end of your necromancer’s next turn.

Special tags:
Shadow/Wizard: shadow and wizard tokens are opposites of each other. A foe with at
least 1 shadow can only draw line of sight to adjacent spaces. An ally with at least 1
shadow can always draw line of sight, even through walls. A foe with at least 1
wizard can only draw line of sight outside of adjacent spaces. Discard one of these
tokens after ACTing or MOVEing.
Money/Gang: money and gang tokens are opposites of each other. A foe with at least
 1 money has -1d on effect rolls unless they are not adjacent to any of their allies. An
ally with at least 1 money can use an ACT that requires a spell slot for -1 spell slot
cost. A foe with at least 1 gang has -1d on attack rolls unless they are adjacent to any
of their allies. An ally with at least 1 gang has +1 on attack and effect rolls as long as
they are adjacent to an ally. Discard one of these tokens after ACTing.

Other mechanics:
● Adverse terrain
● Line
● Obliterate
● Pull
● Push
● Splash: Affects all adjacent units, but not the target. Can be splash (target) or
splash (self)
● Slow (token): MOVE a max of 1 space, discard one after MOVEing
● Strength (token): +1 damage, discard one after dealing damage

Units

THRALL

LESSER WIZARD
Faction Thrall

Mv HP Df ARM

3 2 3+ MAG

Traits
● Thrall: 2 of these units are worth 1 unit slot. Can be
activated two at a time.

ACT abilities
● Automatik-Kantrip 47: Attack, range 3.
On hit: 1 curse damage, then inflict 1 shadow or 1 money.
● Wizard J(uu)ewel: Curse, 1 spell slot, range 3.
Effect: Target gains 1 shadow, wizard, money, or gang.

Smoke Wizard Weed Every Wizard Driveby You Can’t Touch This
 Day
Wizard J(uu)ewel no MV becomes 4, and Can spend 2 spell slots to
longer costs a spell slot. Automatik-Kantrip 47 gains become Curseproof until the end
step 1 before and after of the current turn after being
making the attack. targeted with a Curse.

SCION

GANG WIZARD
Faction Scion

Mv HP Df ARM

3 4 4+ MAG

Traits
● Dogpile!: A foe MOVEing out of adjacency with this unit
has to spend its entire MOVE to move 1 space. This does
not apply if the foe can pass through other units.

ACT abilities
● Oi, It’s A Li’l Bi’ O’ Shankin’, Ay Bruv: Attack, melee.
On hit: 1 damage (4+) then 1 curse damage (6+) then 1 wizard or money.
● Gucci Gang: Range 3, curse if targeting a foe, 1 spell slot.
Effect: Target gains 2 gang or 2 wizard.
● Spell-Gat 9000: Attack, range 3
On hit: 1 curse damage, then splash (target) 1 gang and 1 wizard.

Spell-Gat 9001 Gangstalking Got That Bag

Spell-Gat 9000 deals 1 Dogpile now applies to foes Gucci Gang now costs 2 spell
additional curse damage. that can pass through other slots, but the target gains 2 gang
units. and 2 wizard.

FREAK

GREATER MONEY WIZARD

Faction Freak

Mv HP Df ARM
 3 4 4+ SUPER

Traits
● Motherfuckin’ Wizards Never Die: All allied units can
bodyblock onto this unit. This unit may spend money as
vitality.

ACT abilities

● Goblin Insanity: Curse, range 3.

Effect: Target unit gains 2 money, then you gain 1 cash money.
● Eldritch Blast: Attack, curse, range 3.
On hit: 1 curse damage and 1 money, then 1 other foe in range takes 1 curse damage
and gains 1 money.
● Ability: Keywords.
Effect.

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HORROR

GREATER SHADOW WIZARD

Faction Horror

Mv HP Df ARM

4 4 4+ MAG

Traits
● Trait.

ACT abilities
● Magic Mizzle, Fo Shizzle: Keywords.
Effect.
● Ability: Keywords.
 Effect.
● Ability: Keywords.
Effect.

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HUNTER

GUNMANCER
Faction Hunter

Mv HP Df ARM

4 4 4+ MAG

Traits
● Trait.

ACT abilities
● Ability: Keywords.
Effect.
● Ability: Keywords.
Effect.
● Ability: Keywords.
Effect.

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NECROMANCER

L337 WZ4RD
Shadow Wizards Necromancer

Mv HP Df ARM

4 8 4+ MAG

Traits
● Swag Messiah: Effect.

ACT abilities
● Magic Missile For All Yall: Keywords.
Effect.

SOUL abilities
● I Cast Testicular Torsion (1 Spell Slot): Keywords.
Effect..
● Drop Fire Wizard Bars (3 Spell Slot): Keywords.
Effect.

UPGRADES

Bonus Traits
● I'm a W - I - Z - A - R - D: Effect
● My Missile Is A Habit: Effect
● Forklift Certified: Effect

ACT Upgrades
● Out The Goblin Fortress With My 12 Gauge: Keywords.
Effect.
● Bard, Layeth Down Some Sick Beatsies: Keywords.
Effect.
● Ponder Orb: Keywords.
Effect.
● 102.3 Real Wizards FM: Keywords.
Effect.
● wololo: Keywords.
Effect.
● Yer A Wizard, Larry: Keywords.
Effect.
● YOU! SHALL NOT! PAAAAASS!: Keywords.
Effect.

Spell Upgrades
● Cremation Of A Fireball Persuasion (1 Spell Slot): Keywords.
Effect.
● Haunted Castle Doctrine (1 Spell Slot): Keywords.
Effect.
● Greater Invisibility (2 Spell Slots): Curse, range 3.
Effect: Target cannot have line of sight drawn to it until the end of its next turn.
● I Didn’t Ask How Big The Room Was (3 Spell Slots): Keywords.
Effect.
● Power Word Scrunch (4 Spell Slots): Keywords.
Effect.
● Legalize Nuclear Bombs (6 Spell Slots): Curse, range 3
Effect: 2 curse damage and gain 2 shadow, wizard, money, or gang, then splash
(target) 2 curse damage and gain 2 shadow, wizard, money, or gang. This Spell can
only be used twice per battle.

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