@1h4v3nol1f3 / 1h4v3nol1f3.tumblr.com
hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.
oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula
dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.
I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”
He's right
my husband and I had our first threesome today and the guy died
Loving the notes
hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck
not only testosterone gel has been recalled - if you click on the link above, you’ll see that there are a lot of other medications affected, ranging from ibuprofen to thyroid medication to psych meds and a whole bunch in between. i’d say usamericans who use ANY medication should check this list just to be safe
It is crazy how much fascist radicalization flows from maladaptive psychosexual rage, and it's crazy how much maladaptive psychosexual rage flows from misogyny, and it's crazy how much misogyny is actually just transmisogyny with the barrel sawn off.
Aaaand op left off the bit about racism and classism
My post: "man it's crazy how many people like pancakes for breakfast"
Your dumb ass: "aaaaand op failed to mention waffles and cereal and French toast"
YOU commented on MY post!!!!!
i made Vanessa Stockard's cat Kevin in spore [2008]. please look at her paintings of this thing
badly!
here's a gif of Spore Kevin doing the only dance that looks decent for him, and a gif of him shaking vigorously, just for fun. It was made from his walk cycle.
as you wish.
not much to look at if i'll be honest...
since this post has basically EXPLODED overnight; @making-you-in-spore
a lot of my spore posts are formatted STRONGLY inspired by the gimmick of this person's blog! i was NOT expecting any of my spores to spread as much as this has. it's supposed to be a cute lil reference to this user, for the Knowers, but this has spread quuiiite beyond just Knowers at this point i think..
hey! donate to uk trans charities today because it’s gonna be a rough one
Folks in the UK, could we have some trusted links to charities?
There's Mermaids which is always a great option, and then Scotland-specific there's LGBT Youth Scotland, to give you just a couple. There will absolutely be more that other people can suggest though!
switchboard.lgbt and akt.org.uk are two i regularly support, and there’s always stonewall !
trans aid cymru is a mutual aid group rather than a charity but ill always shout them out for wales specific trans community support! they have a donation page here
Scottish Trans Alliance do good work, and more locally to me and also locally to the evil billionaire funding so much of this (we are deeply uneasy neighbours I live in constant fear of seeing her) and also Parliament, Resisting Transphobia in Edinburgh do a lot of community work. Resistance is everywhere, both national and local, official and grassroots, and if you have no money spare to donate then you can donate time, if you have neither you can - you Must - reach out to even just one trans person near you, because community starts with smiling at your neighbours, knowing names, noticing if they're struggling. I survived thanks to one queer person I never knew the name of and spoke barely one sentence to taking 10 minutes out of their day to drop off an LGBTQ youth centre flier for me back in 2016. It starts small. It moves mountains. We are not budging an inch. I love you.
Some progress art w Dream BBQ coming out!! i love ena sm rips hair out
the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.
