a sentient bowl of ramen noodles

Larain: "hahaha yeah let's give all the guys six packs that makes sense... 👍"

Me and everyone with good taste:

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

I know Astarion is meant to be cat-coded and I completely agree. But consider; Astarion is marked as a 'sacrificial lamb' in the Cazador battle. He was literally created to be sacrificed. It is also said that he is Cazador's favourite to torture. Now look at this mans hair because I think this was very intentional:

Astarion's hair is white and VERY curly. Resembling a lamb's fur. Not something you'd expect when you think "high elf". I think he is meant to resemble a sheep in alot of ways :3

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No krakens gonna take a punt while Halsin is there

the outcome

it is up to you to decide whose portrait was destroyed

he partied too hard i fear

(The tiefling is my durge Leondorr, not Rolan. Please read the tags.)

There’s a tavqotd asking about your tav/durge and their partner(?) height so here we go haha

The BOIS 🗡️⚡️🩸

(or, the Gals Part Two, if you will.)

Based on a Wallace and Gromit screenshot I saw

goodmorning gale nation

usually halsin's hugs last 30 minutes

The bigger they are the harder they fall 🥹🐟

The secret’s out

Archdruid Halsin was embarrassed

(No tiefling was hurt tho)

DAVE!?!?!?!

I really wanted to share this here because I love how it turned out! I comissioned this render of Astarion and Elaris from my friend, recreating that one scene from Interview with the Vampire and it turned out absolutely gorgeous. I’m obsessed with the composition and coloring and every single detail.

I’ll be meeting Neil Newbon again this year and I’d love to print this out and have him sign.

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all right, who gave this man a teaching license?