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☾ not 18+ but id prefer no one younger than 16
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Reblogged doodlebug-aboo
red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying
white blood cell girl fucking killing people for being slightly rude to you and then curtseying
Reblogged junkirat
someone who still smokes should buy the temu portable cigarette bong and report back
Reblogged butiknowiloatheyou
Voice of someone who does not understand: I should get into a car crash about this
Reblogged bilvy
Forbidden Colors, Felix Gonzalez-Torres, 1988, acrylic on panel, 20 x 68 inches, four parts: 20 x 16 inches each
Reblogged highwarlockkareena
trans women, i love you.
you were a woman yesterday. you're a woman today. you're a woman tomorrow. you're a woman forever.
trans women have existed long before those stuffy bigots sitting in a court room have. trans women will continue to exist long after they're dead and rotting in the earth.
Reblogged vamp1rate
you think i'm throwing stones from a glass house but nooo partner this shit is plexiglass i am completely fucking immune
my neighbors do see my exposed penish whenever i shower though so it's not an ideal set-up
Reblogged doodlebug-aboo
Mutuals who I don't know very personally yet I am holding a sugarcube out in my hand in the hopes that you will approach me like the noble horse
Reblogged doodlebug-aboo
The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":
- Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.
- Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.
- In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.
- No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!
Reblogged doodlebug-aboo
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
ALT
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblogged meatiershowers
Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr
Reblogged caspercryptid
it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
Reblogged charlatansblues
Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven
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Reblogged zozzlez
get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you
Reblogged too-easily-obsessed
If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue
Reblogged thefabelmans2022
its not rpf mannnnn its just how i perceive the world im just thinkin its just my curious mind okay.......................well now my stories however.......