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@5typesoftrash / 5typesoftrash.tumblr.com

Call me Dez. All pronouns. Adult. I am anti all ableism. RenoRude + Peas stan, die-hard TLJ defender, Avatar of the Great Spider. My charisma is insane. I love Jews, abortion, homosexuality, and autism. (I'm not very good at tagging)
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Sam broke something fundamental in Vic Lou and Jacob with Sam Says 3, and One Year Later is simply Sam facing the consequences of his actions

forgive yourself. do it often.

small steps to getting there:

1. remember that you are flawed and human as we all are

2. keep in mind that you canโ€™t go back and undo mistakes but you can learn from them moving forward

3. think about how this experiences has changed you in positive ways

4. seek forgiveness from others if needed but learn to be okay with them not accepting your apology, it doesnโ€™t make you irredeemable

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episode one of game changer s1: pass this lie detector test!

episode one of game changer s7: go through these carefully constructed scenarios for an entire year before unionizing and turning on the man who put you in this position in the first place. install a camera in his home. give him a kink therapy session. throw a party without him in the process. thereโ€™s a fondue machine

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Trying to explain Vic Michaelis' performance in the most recent Game Changer episode: what if Amelia Bedelia was chaotic neutral

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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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one year later also wins as the ep where the game changed the most. from game show to musical episode to public shaming to literal textbook definition stalking and invasion of privacy to an intervention (kink themed) to unionizing against an unjust ruler. she has it all.

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yes there's nothing i love more than jacob's sincere care towards others and yes lou's AR clothes and second jet ski reveal is insane game changer plays, but vic is hands down the best game changer player of all time for being the one to understand and execute on the true intention of the game, which is to be as maliciously hostile and personally attack sam without a shred of fucking mercy

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*Zedaph Voice* โ€œDay four. The Arizonans have accepted me as one of their flock. They seem unconcerned that I am neither American nor a middle-aged Dad. Further study is needed.โ€

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taking notes on the hermitcraft charity livestream for my friend @pookapufferfish and also just anyone else who had to miss it ๐Ÿ‘

these are going to be all over the place lol

  • i started my note-keeping like an hour or so into the stream so i dont have a lot of stuff from the beginning...
  • but: grian and scar opened the stream, showed off some of the items up for auction (like real wild life snails. i want one so bad but they're MASSIVELY out of my price range...)
  • POST-POSTING EDIT: I FORGOT THERE WAS AN IMP AND SKIZZ PODCAST. it wasnt really a traditional podcast though, martyn was asking them questions, a group of hermits would vote on who they thought had the best answer, and whoever lost got shocked by grian.
  • my most notable takeaway from the shock-cast is that if impulse could have any superpowers he'd want control over time, and skizz would want the ability to heal people. mmm yes food for the superhero aus
  • and then ren busted out this custom hermitcraft guitar that's also up for auction and played a song by green day
  • and then we got treebark content.martyn and ren ran the main stream for like 20 minutes
  • also we hit ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS really freaking fast. and they spun the wheel of chaos and it landed on โœจhermit boxingโœจ
  • ROBO-CLEO
  • okay now all that follows is liveblogging
  • i keep recognizing people in chat. like not even from mcyt spaces ive seen like three people who i know from skurry streams
  • martyn using they/them for cleo pog!!
  • THERE'S A JELLIE MURAL IN THE MINECRAFT OFFICE AWWW
  • irl guess the build / drawing... drawing things on whiteboards or building things and then guessing
  • cub is wearing a bob ross wig.
  • jimmy has built skizz's giraffe...
  • SKIZZ GIRAFFE REDEMPTION ARC GOES HORRIBLY WRONG
  • pearl has gorgeous handwriting
  • grian has obtained a cat keyboard and jimmy is beatboxing along
  • GEM GIRAFFE REDEMPTION ARC GOES INCREDIBLY RIGHT
  • they're gonna auction off the terrible drawings. i want one.
  • round two of guess the drawing / build has the most unhinged prompts ever. including the cursed creature mumbo built in the last permitmaster
  • it has gone off the rails incredibly fast
  • grian is just torturing everyone with nerf guns and whoopie cushions
  • jimmy is left handed
  • martyn's doing a dollar drive and it's not letting me donate because it doesnt take debit cards. now i need to somehow convince my dad to let me use his credit card... i'll pay him back but. gah. the hassle.
  • pearl and some person fighting in the background (who was apparently karn, her partner!)
  • TWO HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • joe and cub are boxing!! cub is still dressed like bob ross
  • it's been like 20 minutes and martyn is still going strong with the name reading. and about 30,000 dollars have been raised in that time alone
  • dimension 20 reference!
  • martyn's free from yelling names for now... in half an hour we raised SEVENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
  • zed and tango hosting the QUIET GAMESSSSSSS. 3 teams of two, imp and gem, ren and skizz, GRIAN AND JIMMYYYY. basically just a bunch of weird minigames where you have to be as quiet as possible. scored on how quiet you are and how well you do
  • first minigame is moving marbles with spoons but the spoons are attached to a cowbell
  • gem and impulse did good. skizz and ren did better then i expected. jimmy and grain instantly dissolved into anarchy. jimmy and grian had the most marbles, skizz and ren were surprisingly the quietest
  • okay the next game is so weird. knocking around ping pong balls with party popper blow kazoo things. but you hold the kazoo for your partner so it's weirdly intimate
  • someone in the chat described it as nightmare blunt rotation and that the most accurate description yet
  • someone else in chat has named skizz and ren team rizz and i hate everything
  • also i realize now that if theyd have done this with commonly shipped pairs the fandom would never shut up
  • despite the absolute chaos that was happening grian and jimmy won that round on both number of balls and quietness. grian may have slapped jimmy at one point. (he totally did)
  • the last one is EVEN MORE COMPLICATED. one person blindfolded navigating a minefield of bubblewrap and rubber chickens. another with jingle bells on their ankles and a big stick to smack their partner around.
  • gem immediately has grabbed the big stick with an evil look on her face
  • impulse is INCREDIBLY clumsy and gem is just whaling on him
  • "IT'S ALL BUBBLES!!!?!?" -- impulsesv
  • ren and skizz have a STRATEGY
  • ren is doing adorable little shuffley step-steps. "Robo-penguin Ren... Renguin" -- Zedaph
  • JIMMY IS MOUTHING "HELP ME" OMG.... GRIANS GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM...
  • but theyve got the best strategy yet actually grian's only kinda beating the shit out of jimmy... they might win this...
  • GRIAN AND JIMMY TAKE THE WHOLE THING HOME!!!!!!!! SKYBLINGS VICTORY!!!!!!! THE ONE NO ONE EXPECTED!!!!!!
  • wheel spin for 200,000 landed on "tortilla slap challenge" whichll be weird
  • the artworks from guess the build have gone up on the auction site and scar is very horrified over something skizz drew... a "sentient sock" that looks very... sus.
  • speed TCG time!!!!!!! i dont know much about TCG so im gonna try and maybe try and study a bit during this part (also also every 1000 dollars donated each player gets an extra item card)
  • joe is doing live TCG sound effects
  • neither joe or ren cant flip a coin to save their lives
  • pearl v cub. ren v joe. ren v cub.
  • TCG IS TOO CHAOTIC I CANT FOCUS ON TRIGONOMETRY LIKE THIS
  • also i need to learn how to play this it looks so fun
  • this is HEATED. and ren keeps getting armor stands and is so pissed about it
  • REN TAKES THE VICTORY!!! and they raised like 20,000 dollars in the process holy cow "THIS IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE GAME OF TCG EVER TO BE PLAYED" -- Joe Hills
ONE MILLION DOLLARS RAISED FOR GAMERS OUTREACH IN TOTAL
  • THREE HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • 300k wheel spin has unlocked NERF GUNSSSSS
  • also it's "donate x amount of dollars get your name on a sign on hermitcraft" time
  • cleobot is back!
  • scar is having a fantastic time running the main stream
  • GRIAN HAS COME IN AND BARRAGED SCAR WITH BULLETS.
  • it's tortilla tiiiiiiiiiiime
  • twich has a personal vendetta against me. it gives me ads right when the exciting things are starting.
  • scar is apparently on the board of directors at gamer's outreach now!!
  • IMPULSE V JIMMY. a draw. they are both invulnerable to tortillas.
  • TANGO V ZED. tango loses through laughter
  • IMPULSE V ZED. zed didnt get a single slap on impulse. a draw.
  • also all the hermits really really like to play scissors. in rock paper scissors.
  • "she removed both of my heads from my body..." -- RentheDog
  • THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING (ren and false)
  • SKIZZ V GRIAN TORTILLA FIGHT. skizz wins lolol
  • ...im buying a sign
  • gem signed pearl's ankle.
  • OKAY I GOT REALLY DISTRACTED FROM MY LIVEBLOGGING. THERE WAS WAR. THERE WAS A MASSIVE NERF GUN WAR. IT INTERRUPTED THE SIGN PLACING.
  • and yeah... i bought a sign <3
  • but i dont even know how to cover the half of the nerf war. but there was a lot of hotguy and cuteguy action
  • grian was even using two pistols instead of a bigger nerf gun... just like cuteguy in ddvau... omg...
  • at one point scar became a tank. and jimmy wheeled him behind enemy lines and he sniped four people and won the round
  • and theyre starting to wrap up now, martyn's doing another dollar drive. we're at $375,000...
  • everyone is signing the pc in the background of martyn's mad line-spitting
  • TEN HOUR MARK
  • we need 10,000 dollars... then we'll hit 400k and martyn can rest his vocal cords...
  • SPARKBIRD GOT MENTIONED
  • since it's been brought up like 13 times on the stream today. hey. you. you, the person reading this. you just lost the game :3
  • FOUR HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • holy cow. that wraps up day one!!!!

im gonna reblog this post in a bit with all the screenshots i took. because i took a lot of them lol.

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

HEY its me again. false alarm turns out it was just like pollen or somethin haha sorry i can be a little jumpy is all. ...hey man youre not lookin so good are you okay?

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