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ashley

@surelynotapornbot

former hottest man alive, current hottest woman alive

I’ve been listening to the people in the apartment below me have arguments for two years now and I still can’t figure out what language they’re speaking. The best I can narrow it down is like if Portuguese and Hebrew had a baby. Is that a common pidgin combination

I just listened to a clip of this and jesus christ you fucking got it. there are like 3500 people in the whole united states who speak this and two of them are in a very fraught marriage four feet below me

rene descarte's fourth proof of god states that if autism is a spectrum that means that there is both a maximum amount of it in an individual (god) and a minimum amount (evil)

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