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Saw this post and thought it was really cool and also wished I was a part of it so I edited it to the song, enjoy!
My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit
Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before
THIS IS SO TRUE!
bUt yOu nEveR hAd a pRoBLem wiTH this bEfOre?!
BITCH I have spent 35 years thinking I was just inherently bad at being a person, now I find out I have a disability? That it’s actually (checks notes) NOT THIS HARD FOR EVERYONE?! What the fuck do you mean other people aren’t getting distracted because they can hear the electricity?! Yeah I think I’m gonna give myself a break actually. The microwave IS too loud, now fuck off.
"you never acted autistic as a child"
mom, I used to think that since no one else seemed to struggle with the things I struggled with there must have been something really wrong with me and in order to avoid being perceived as crazy (thank you grandma for planting the idea in my head that anything slightly different than neurotypical is "crazy") I started using all my energy to hide the pain I felt when I was overstimulated and/or burnout, yes that is why I was such a quiet kid
I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"
Cause like
I dont know about anyone else
But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering
And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW
Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:
people need to understand that
Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes
not technically a screenshot but felt like it counted and it's the funniest thing I have in my recents
credits to the Ratiorine Discord server im in for that image, i die every time i see it /silly
@ whoever
my boyfriend sent this to me
i love him
@whoever whants to add their weird pics
I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!
So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud
I fully believe that as long as it's grammatically correct, coherent and answering the question students should be able to write whatever the hell they want. I don't care about their actual hobbies and the names of their siblings.
I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time
I love being bisexual btw it's awesome
ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-
real estate agent: chill, its me.
ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.
real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
enemies to friends to lovers, 67k, ghost au
where do i read this
they heard that the party would have had some mansplaining, manipulation and manslaughtering and left disappointed
