who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

Didn’t know we’d have such luxury at Dashcon 2025

Oh! It’s þe opposite of The Game!

You lost btw lol

black womens hairstyles in classical art // details

I FUCKING FOUND IT!! I HAVE SEEN SO MANY SREEN SHOTS OF THIS

They all cooked and served.

*Dies of laughter because this is now the only acceptable way to wear shirts*

Þis post has deigned to grace þe halls of my feed. I welcome þee, Old One, wiþ open arms and all þe wit I can muster. Jeef berky, to þee.

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

Tag Game!

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name! Thanks for the tag @hurricane105!

I’m a (genderflux) demiboy and I wanted something similar to my Wattpad username, NonbinaryNightmare, which was taken on tumblr. And I thought, hey, demiboydemon is pretty similar but accurate to my current gender identity.

No-pressure tagging some of my mutuals! @metro-mtp @hyruleairbnb @chimpukampu @livhatesbeans @beardedlink

Well, I know I wasn’t tagged, but I thought I’d might as well participate.

I’ve used this username since elementary school for basically anything that wasn’t school related.

As for where it comes from? Apparently it’s what my name translates to, or at least that’s what I thought for years. But years later when I asked my mom again, she said she thought it translated into something (slightly) different. So there’s been some confusion surrounding my name lol.

Either way, the username stuck, and since it’s pretty much never taken, I use it for everything.

@mizaruwu, @matcha-squid, @cassieisinthebasementt, @cabbagewizard

Lol thx for the tag

The cabbage wizard was actually something my friend came up with. It has a bit of build-up I have to explain. I showed one of my friends the Lonk meme. You know, the one with the Mii. And bro liked it :). I also went to French class one day, specifically Valentine’s day, and learned that a common word of endearment is “mon chou” meaning “my cabbage” I told this to that same friend and later that day she gave me a valentines day card with this loveliness on it

This is actually her drawing, replicated cuz I don’t have the card rn

Thats the cabbagewizard

I have a bunch of lore but imma make a different post for that

No pressure tags:

@greennoobartist @poposusz @fithesworddweller

@Anyone else :)

Thx for the tag ❣️

Well, mine actually doesn't have much of history. I would usually go with something like Fresco Princess or Lily Fresco since that's my OC that serves as my avatar since like 4th grade. When me and my friend (who literally probably hates me rn) would place ourselves in some fantasy worlds, we would use our avatars and my became a beloved OC of mine. Now, why here on Tumblr is greennoobartist is basically bcuz I was dumb lol. I didn't know how does making urls here work, so when I wrote fresco_princess888, it said smth like taken or doesn't work. I didn't know that you can't use dashes (_) 😐 so after I tried multiple times, i gave up and decided to try smth completely different. And then I i just went with smth that describes me: greennoobartist (green bcuz I love green, noob artist bcuz yes, im a noob artist) I was satisfied with it and noticed that its not hard to write it and went with it. Later on i found out that you have to use these dashes (-) rather than these (_) lol XD

And that's actually it :)

Became much longer than I initially thought lol XD

No pressure tags to all my moots: @blupeeblep @magiowlio @readingismyhobby24 @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons @theislandoflosttoys @taniakinn @deebiggestg @poposusz @thejolteonmastertj with additions to @thebackofmymind4 @manyfandomfanatic @mengomangosworld and @i-love-zelda-16 who aren't digitally my moots but I do consider y'all great friends too :D (i feel like I forgot some of my friends dammit)

And ofc anyone else ✌

Thanks for tagging me!!:33

Yeah, so when I was learning English for the first time, I wanted to make up one username for everything English, so I'd never forget. So I kinda thought, 'what am I to the community?'

And, here we are.

No pressure tags! @off-brand-halloween-ghost @links-in-time @hero-of-inks @hero-of-fortune @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons

well you see, when i was but a child i had a rather goth phase, and on some other social media platforms, so i had a very emo ghost theme and uh-

someone jokingly called me a bootleg walmart halloween ghost and i liked the insult enough to make it my username on here. so yeah-

@workplacefire @mossycobblestonemuncher @melancholicmoonx @mildlybizarrecorvid

I'm weird, but there's weirder, and corvids were on my mind at the time

You þink I fucking know? My oþer username is Chickendoodle32.

Anyway it’s because I jokingly made my own political party and called it þe calico rabbit party because it’s “a patchwork of ideas” and “donkeys and elephants are here, so why not rabbits.” So it’s a partysona basically.

Source

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

this image made me quit my job.

I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

New PFP!

@mildlybizarrecorvid fave mood wyþ?

Eait i meant moot

Having a þreesome wiþ some bullets and þat’s why it’s called a double tap

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Stop reblogging this

It doesn’t exist

NONE OF YOU ARE REAL

GET OUT OF MY SKIN

affirmations for when you have to send emails

@the-real-gmail

Emailing like a pro

@the-real-gmail

Omd. Not this again

@the-real-gmail

@the-real-gmail

@the-real-gmail

@the-real-gmail

@the-real-gmail

certified tagging @the-real-gmail post

@the-real-gmail

@the-real-gmail hey betich i heared you like emails so have one.

Behind þe wall or atop þe roof?

It matters not wiþ a sky þat blue.

Who that man

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!

Oh my god I forgot his peanut