new DB Cooper theory: he went up

OH MY GOD

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

nvm you know what we don't deserve them

and I rest my case

reblogging again because this exact image has been on my mind since I made the post

oh dear. pour one out for @staff today folks

(for those of you who have been living under a rock since late 2019, automattic owns tumblr)

i love it when dogs have a disgusting wretched little toy thats their Baby and its the only one they dont fully eviscerate they just take their sopping wet crusty crunchy Baby around the house and suck on it until it looks like this

sopping wet & gutted

tears

ok e621's april fools joke this year is pretty good

the thing about "likes do nothing" is that they actually do: they let me know that someone enjoyed, related to, or sympathized with the things I made

the thing about "reblogs cost nothing," "wouldn't you want to show your appreciation by sharing it with your followers?" and so on is that I don't actually share everything I like with the people around me. do you want me to link every youtube video I watch and make a post every time I eat a good chocolate bar, too?

Couldn't be me, I make a post every time I eat something yummy

I mean no disrespect, Fat Fuck Hairy Belly, but I suspect that there is a secondary factor involved.

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect

Its real now thanks op

i cannot BELIEVE

be honest with m-no get your face out from between my legs and look at me when i'm talking to you. i need you to be honest. are you trying to any% my pussy

*visibly quick saves* no

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them