this passes the bechdel test
i was gonna say โbut they donโt have names!โ but they do. the blondeโs name is dumb thotticus and the brunetteโs name is m-seq
strong contender for post of the decade
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
#lost in a fugue of penis delerium
reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go
Bro why is there always some crazy drama going on in the bay area punk scene.
Like I don't even live in America but I will follow people because they post cool diys or just look chill right
And randomly I will see a post where people just randomly get outed for shit like faking being homeless, moral hypocrisy, dating minors, running very popular alt accounts, animal abuse, addiction, not having any kind of hygiene, and there will always be one wild thing thrown in there like they throw cats at women at shows or something
Idk what's going on over there
I love random scene beef but omg you guys are fucked up
I hate beatboxing so much. I FUCKING HATE IT. If you make dubstep sounds with your mouth then I personally think we should be allowed to hit you with a really, really heavy truck.
Thatโs a bit mean
Fucker hit me with the trans blast
But as a drummer in 100% agree with the bestboxing thing. I have spent hours and hours and hours learning how to make drums sound good, and you come and come in and do a shitty impersonation of that. It's like having a parrot badly copy your voice
Geeked vs Locked in
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious
you can season it, you can drizzle it with sauce, you can cook it in broth or coconut milk, you can add spices sugar butter sesame oil rice vinegar, you can mix it w/ garlic & scallions & veggies, you can fry it and scramble an egg in it, it goes with meat & seafood & protein, it reheats great with a bit of water, it's cheap, insane shelf-life, ideal for bulk buy discounts, many types & shapes & textures, there are thousands of recipes ranging from china to india to japan to the middle east to latin america to europe. AND a rice cocker cooks it for you. the many splendors that await you...
look i am aware of the penis typo. i am not fixing the penis typo. reblog this as is or not at all cowards
died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think
died & came back & it's creeping people out how well-adjusted I am now? everyone's on eggshells waiting for something terrible to happen. honestly i feel terrific
wait. gender transition
rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious
you can season it, you can drizzle it with sauce, you can cook it in broth or coconut milk, you can add spices sugar butter sesame oil rice vinegar, you can mix it w/ garlic & scallions & veggies, you can fry it and scramble an egg in it, it goes with meat & seafood & protein, it reheats great with a bit of water, it's cheap, insane shelf-life, ideal for bulk buy discounts, many types & shapes & textures, there are thousands of recipes ranging from china to india to japan to the middle east to latin america to europe. AND a rice cocker cooks it for you. the many splendors that await you...
you think i made an error most grievous, BUT i noticed that typo before hitting post; in my infinite wisdom i chose to let nature take its course
