Ah Yes, Shitposts

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OK IM TOO HYPED TO HIDE IT ANYMORE ITS THIS

pls click tumblr compression is mean

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algaedruid

Here are some of the spells that got classified as a war crime thanks to me

Power phrase: you like boys
Unshit your pants (the next spell explains why that's a war crime)
Tabasco enema
Ten thousand bear cyclone (such a classic)
Silly time
Okay this one is hard to spell out, you gotta make chainsaw sounds with your throat
Teeth
Conjure magic mushrooms + power word: psychosis
Conjure banana peel
Vanish dopamine
Ratio

hands-you-a-spatula

Hands you a spatula

vanish dopamine is wretched.

vanish dopamine has no effect on me 😎 (0 × a number is still 0)

ok, so factorialise dopamine would work on you? (0!=1)

caffeinated-object answered:

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caffeinated-object

locothewolf asked:

Callback ping

whag

callback pink

callback pick

half-fey-freak-of-nature

callback dick

it was not the next step.

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mildlybizarrecorvid

depends what im famous on really. tumblr? hell no. youtube or something? yeah sure.

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what do they put in moms to make them like that

probably at least a little bit of childhood trauma. enough to make them try so hard not to make the mistakes their parents made but over correcting and making new ones.

caffeinated-object answered:

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caffeinated-object

locothewolf asked:

Callback ping

whag

callback pink

callback pick

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AN WOULD THOUGH

Reblogged t0asty1

Here are some of the spells that got classified as a war crime thanks to me

Power phrase: you like boys
Unshit your pants (the next spell explains why that's a war crime)
Tabasco enema
Ten thousand bear cyclone (such a classic)
Silly time
Okay this one is hard to spell out, you gotta make chainsaw sounds with your throat
Teeth
Conjure magic mushrooms + power word: psychosis
Conjure banana peel
Vanish dopamine
Ratio

hands-you-a-spatula

Hands you a spatula

vanish dopamine is wretched.

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why the fuck does it take so long to cum. i hate this. just let me get off after like 5 minutes please i dont have time to take an hour just to get rid of my horniness i have things to do

sexual needs? in this econemy?

this is literally horrible bc it takes so long to recover too like dawg i cant think about giving that fictional man backshots rn im supposed to be studying quantitative literacy

please for the love of god .make it so i last much shorter please i do not have time for all this

why is everyone so obsessed with making sex last so long. i just want to get it over with and orgasm so i can get back to studying for my fucking english test

listen very closely. i am only showinb you this because it is both a valid take and is also very funny. do not look at my horny blog because you will find exactly what you expect to be on a horny blog.

is it horniness?

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iliveunderarock

it was trans day of visibility on monday so. trans kagamines🏳️‍⚧️

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under-lore

It feels like Toby has been purposely avoiding saying that there would be 7 chapters for quite a while now. Whenever it comes up, he only mentions "more chapters" or "future chapters." I wonder why that is.