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The House of Elrond Sends Its Regards

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Absynthe, 29. She/her. Do Not Ask Me About The Show. Lesbian, Catholic, feminist, science officer of the S.S. Russingon. Fanfic Masterlist.

An open letter to @staff

I already submitted this to Support under "Feedback," but I'm sharing it here too as I don't expect it to get a response, and I feel like putting in out in public may be more effective than sending it off into the void.

The recent post on the Staff blog about changing tumblr to an algorithmic feed features a large amount of misinformation that I feel staff needs to address, openly and honestly, with information on where this data was sourced at the very least.

Claim 1: Algorithms help small creators.

This is false, as algorithms are designed to push content that gets engagement in order to get it more engagement, thereby assuring that the popular remain popular and the small remain small except in instances of extreme luck.

This can already be seen on the tumblr radar, which is a combination of staff picks (usually the same half-dozen fandoms or niche special interests like Lego photography) which already have a ton of engagement, or posts that are getting enough engagement to hit the radar organically. Tumblr has an algorithm that runs like every other socmed algorithm on the planet, and it will decimate the reach of small creators just like every other platform before it.

Claim 2: Only a small portion of users utilize the chronological feed.

You can find a poll by user @darkwood-sleddog here that at the time of writing this, sits at over 40 THOUSAND responses showing that over 96 percent of them use the chronological feed. Claiming otherwise isn't just a misstatement, it's a lie. You are lying to your core userbase and expecting them to accept it as fact. It's not just unethical, it's insulting to people who have been supporting your platform for over a decade.

Claim 3: Tumblr is not easy to use.

This is also 100% false and you ABSOLUTELY know it. Tumblr is EXTREMELY easy to use, the issue is that the documentation, the explanations of features, and often even the stability of the service is subpar. All of this would be very easy for staff to fix, if they would invest in the creation of walkthroughs and clear explanations of how various site features work, as well as finally fixing the search function. Your inability to explain how your service works should not result in completely ignoring the needs and wants of your core long-term userbase. The fact that you're more willing to invest in the very systems that have made every other form of social media so horrifically toxic than in trying to make it easier for people to use the service AS IT WORKS NOW and fixing the parts that don't work as well speaks volumes toward what tumblr staff actually cares about.

You will not get a paycheck if your platform becomes defunct, and the thing that makes it special right now is that it is the ONLY large-scale socmed platform on THE ENTIRE INTERNET with a true chronological feed and no aggressive algorithmic content serving. The recent post from staff indicates that you are going to kill that, and are insisting that it's what we want. It is not. I'd hazard to guess that most of the dev team knows it isn't what we want, but I assume the money people don't care. The user base isn't relevant, just how much money they can bring in.

The CEO stated he wanted this to remain as sort of the last bastion of the Old Internet, and yet here we are, watching you declare you intend to burn it to the ground.

You can do so much better than this.

“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.

the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.

re: that fucking staff post. obviously death to algorithms, but i also wanna interrogate the wider underlying assumptions of their logic there cuz. is 'success' having lots of followers & lots of popular posts??? why is that the end goal of using this website. i don't open tumblr to get attention from strangers, i open tumblr to read funny jokes and interesting commentary and to see cool art. encouraging clout-chasing will only increase user engagement if you successfully get people literally addicted to the associated dopamine hit. what if we didn't have to do that!!! what if a website could be a place you went to on purpose because you had fun there!!!!

also christ the point abt not wanting being popular to be a bad thing...... the reason being tumblr famous sucks is cuz there is a set percentage of people on this website who you do not want to interact with. and if it's 1% and 100 people interact with your posts then that's One Single Blockable Guy Who Sucks. but if it's 10'000 people! that's more Guys Who Suck than could comfortably fit in your house! there is no way to website-design out of it being annoying and terrible when there is a high school graduating class number of people interacting with you who you do not want to even know exist.

this is, in fact, a problem on every website! this is a problem offline! tumblr's userbase is just the most honest about it, because there's no ~upsides. the solution isn't to invent upsides. the upsides on other sites are shitty exploitative brand deals and a warm fuzzy feeling. i don't need those! does anyone!

the sole ~user-friendly change we actually need, imo, is to be able to mute notifications for specific posts. maybe to mute notifications from people you don't follow. but again it is not a bad thing if having 20k followers on a microblogging platform isnt really that fun. because the goal is not for everyone to have 20k followers. because nothing works like that. all the numbers cannot just keep going up. you do not want people to leave if their numbers do not keep going up because you cannot at all guarantee that. a microblogging website shld be like a children's playground! not like a fucking meth dealer!

Tumblr’s Core Product Strategy

Here at Tumblr, we’ve been working hard on reorganizing how we work in a bid to gain more users. A larger user base means a more sustainable company, and means we get to stick around and do this thing with you all a bit longer. What follows is the strategy we're using to accomplish the goal of user growth. The @labs group has published a bit already, but this is bigger. We’re publishing it publicly for the first time, in an effort to work more transparently with all of you in the Tumblr community. This strategy provides guidance amid limited resources, allowing our teams to focus on specific key areas to ensure Tumblr’s future.

The Diagnosis

In order for Tumblr to grow, we need to fix the core experience that makes Tumblr a useful place for users. The underlying problem is that Tumblr is not easy to use. Historically, we have expected users to curate their feeds and lean into curating their experience. But this expectation introduces friction to the user experience and only serves a small portion of our audience. 

Tumblr’s competitive advantage lies in its unique content and vibrant communities. As the forerunner of internet culture, Tumblr encompasses a wide range of interests, such as entertainment, art, gaming, fandom, fashion, and music. People come to Tumblr to immerse themselves in this culture, making it essential for us to ensure a seamless connection between people and content. 

To guarantee Tumblr’s continued success, we’ve got to prioritize fostering that seamless connection between people and content. This involves attracting and retaining new users and creators, nurturing their growth, and encouraging frequent engagement with the platform.

Our Guiding Principles

To enhance Tumblr’s usability, we must address these core guiding principles.

  1. Expand the ways new users can discover and sign up for Tumblr.
  2. Provide high-quality content with every app launch.
  3. Facilitate easier user participation in conversations.
  4. Retain and grow our creator base.
  5. Create patterns that encourage users to keep returning to Tumblr.
  6. Improve the platform’s performance, stability, and quality.

Below is a deep dive into each of these principles.

If you change the chronological feed in the name of creators, I'm hunting your dumb asses for sport. This is one of the only websites that isn't actively pumped full of infuriating algorithm bullshit.

This slate of changes is moronically out of touch with how people actually use this website, and what makes it popular.

no it's not fucking outdated it's the thing that makes tumblr not shit make recommendations not suck instead of taking away our dash

if they take away chronological posting Then this will finally be a completely unusable platform. it’s literally one of the only functions

yeah if chronological feeds get taken away i'm done with all social media sites forever and i'm finally going to stop using this place sadly

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you are an elf and your parent just called for you– a guide to how screwed you are, from least to most

they used an epesse or short form of either of your names: you’re fine

they used the name they gave you: you’re probably fine

they used the name they gave you and they sound mad: you are in trouble

they used both names: you are In Trouble

they used only your other parent’s name for you, and their voice is perfectly level: your Doom could not be clearer if namo deigned to materialize in your house and pronounced it himself

Anonymous asked:

From Qenyaqesta: the word "qen" in the singular is "fays or pixies or brownies, leprawns,etc." So still no connection with European folklore?

see I know you’re using an early form of Quenya because of the absence of a particular letter in the alphabet; that’s not the later use for quen linguistically.

Also, I’ve at no point said there was no connection to European folklore, you’re moving the goalposts again. What I’ve said, and have been saying, is that Tolkien’s elves are an original creation inspired by multiple things, not an accurate rendition of European folklore, so they don’t have an obligation to any preexisting tradition because they don’t have a single preexisting tradition. On top of that, works of urban fantasy that are much more directly linked to European folklore and depict folkloric figures and creatures more accurately and faithfully have been featuring colorblind and racially diverse casts for decades while maintaining a high degree of faithfulness to the traditions they draw from. this both means that not only is it totally unnecessary to make elves white if you’re aiming at folkloric accuracy, Tolkien’s elves specifically are not innately or particularly anything. they’re an amalgam. they do not have to be white. the fact that this is making you so angry is frankly hilarious to me, because you’re digging through early and later rejected conlang notes in a desperate attempt to prove me wrong.

♕ The High Ones of Arda ♕ Oromë

And Oromë tamer of beasts would ride too at whiles in the darkness of the unlit forests; as a mighty hunter he came with spear and bow, pursuing to the death the monsters and fell creatures of the kingdom of Melkor, and his white horse Nahar shone like silver in the shadows.
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