"A blog." -Anonymous

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

my favourite part about this post

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

It feels like I'm a fork in the garbage disposal

DINGDINGDINGDIDINGDINGDIDING

fucking love fork in the garbage disposal

Highlights from my soon-to-be-published literary masterwork, Blatant Lies About Citrus Fruit.

I don’t do April Fool’s Day, so here are some shameless untruths that aren’t pretending to be something else.

ishowspeed accosted by rogue plague doctor in chongqing

hang this shit in the Louvre

bring his ass to a simmer

yes, maillard

Name a more iconic duo

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

Who's ready for the PARTY ANIMALS!!

Watch your back because here come THE GODS

My sister is having another baby and I'm gonna be so pissed if it isn't an alligator.

Dimension 20: Titan Takedown

Episode 1 Party Animals

A lot of fun, looking forward to the next episode. I watched this with my friend that is a WWE fan which I think added to the experience.

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whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

you get it

🎲It's the ultimate game night!🎲

Join host Becca Scott and *tons* of your favorite comedians for Dropout's new series Parlor Room - where strategy meets shenanigans!

Premieres April 18th, only on Dropout.tv!

Also shoutout to this Reddit thread posted EXACTLY ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, which includes this comment...

(not like jigsaw, nice) i would like to play a game

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

I see that, and raise you my local aquarium's advertising.

Vancouver Aquarium has similar ads!

They also have some SERIOUSLY inventive ones:

(High and Low Tide ^)

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"

You guys have seen NEAQ's tentacles adverts, right?

Who that man

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!

Oh my god I forgot his peanut