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@ace-bookdragon

She/They(/He) ☆ 20 ☆ aroace ☆ writer ☆ gonna post mostly thoughts, book stuff, and whatever my latest obsession is

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Thanks for the tag @faggylittleleatherboy

1. Three ships I like: jegulus (marauders), anderperry (dead poets society), narlie (heartstopper)

2. First ship ever: idk, probably Rapunzel and Flynn Rider

3. Last song you listened to: Kill For You - Gigi Perez

4. Fav childhood book: The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton

5. Currently reading: The King's Men - Nora Sakavic

6. Currently watching: Greys Anatomy

7. Currently craving: Dominoes pizza

8. Currently consuming: just had some water

9. Pets: I'm not allowed pets where I live, but I have a cat back home

thanks for the tag!!

1. Three ships I like (it was so difficult to choose): Clint/Coulson (Avengers) (they're my otp actually, underrated crack ship), Twelfth doctor/River Song (Doctor Who), Frank/Matt (Daredevil, Marvel).

2. First ship ever: that I remember, Stony, they were my introduction to fanfic guys.

3. Last song you listened to: Ribs - Lorde

4. Fav childhood book: Percy Jackson and The Last Olympian - Rick Riordan

5. Currently reading: Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint - Sing Shong

6. Currently watching: The Pitt and Daredevil: Born Again.

7. Currently craving: cookies, but I'm always craving cookies.

8. Currently consuming: just had dinner, and it was one of my mum's inventions so I can't describe it xd

9. Pets: don't have any, don't really want any.

Thanks for the tag✨️✨️

  1. Three ships I like: codywan (who could have thought. Star wars), sorvus(my children. tdp), ruthari(tdp) (I hate that I have to choose only three but ok)
  2. First ship ever: I don't remember but it could be Tarik and Lishay from spirit animals (I don't ship them that much anymore though, I'll do a reread at some point)
  3. Last song you listened to: My kingdom by Kalandra
  4. Favourite childhood book: Spirit Animals by many authors or one shape-shifting, name changing, gender fluid person
  5. Currently reading: thr: light of the jedi by Charles Soule
  6. Currently watching: camp cretaceous s5(rewatching bc I want to start chaos theory) and wolf king(rewatching because I am now emotionally attached to the characters)
  7. Current craving: nothing really
  8. Currently consuming: water
  9. Pets: Leia

Thxuuuu mel🤎✨✨

Three ships i like: tbh at the moment i don’t really ship anything

First ship ever: i don't really remember it might be bc i am tired rn, too sleepy to remember

Last song you listened to: heavydirtysoul ~ tøp

Favorite childhood book: i liked Lilly the witch (but in german, Hexe Lilli) or winnie the pooh books

Currently reading: rn nothing but i am going to read "the daughter of the moon goddess" soon

Currently watching: not really anything, i am procrastinating on watching some anime, i don’t really have any motivation to watch anything

Current craving: strawberries, its always strawberries. I love them

Currently consuming: nothing

Pets: a dog named Pamuk, he costs me too much energy i miss my cat

(He looks so fat here buts its just all floof, also he is looking at my brother who had been eating smth at that time)

Npts: @wagingmywarsbehindmyface @pardonmydelays @mr-mistyeyed @tinyduckies @t3mpest98 @techs-stitches & everyone who sees it i am tired to tag more sorry

Thank you for tagging me @fairlylocalsixes ✨🩷

Three ships I like: Katniss x Peeta (Everlark right? Am I up to date, kids? 😂), Annabeth x Percy (Percabeth ❤️), Crowley x Aziraphale, Maciej x Aniela. Oh, wait, that’s more than 3 😂

First ship ever: probably Shrek x Fiona lol or Ginny x Harry

Last song you listened to: tøp - Truce

Favourite childhood book: HP or The Six Bullerby Children

Currently reading: finishing Master and Margarita, starting Służące (polish book about women-housekeepers in XIX/XX Poland

Currently watching: HOUSE MD

Current craving: pierogi, always

Currently consuming: sandwich lol

Thank you for tagging me @wagingmywarsbehindmyface 💖🫶

Three ships I like: Elizabeth and Darcy, Eowyn and Faramir, Margaret Hale and John Thornton

First ship ever: I think Belle and the beast

Last song you listened to: while you were sleeping by Laufey 🩷

Favorite childhood book: hp

Currently reading: nothing but I did finish Villette by Charlotte Bronte this month and it was amazing!

Currently watching: not really anything but I did watch one episode from season 7 of gilmore girls yesterday

Currently craving: a burger

Currently consuming: I just had some raisins

thanks for tagging me @inardentdaylight !

3 ships I like: Emma and Mr Knightley, Mrs Coulter and Lord Asriel, Jackson Brodie and Louise Monroe

First ship ever: hard to know but Mrs Coulter and Lord Asriel was one of the first

Last song I listened to: Dancing Through Life (og version)

Favourite childhood book: ahhhh idk well one was My Sister Jodie, there was a lot of Jacqueline Wilson

Currently reading: A Little Life and soooo close to finishing

Currently watching: Killing Eve yayyy

Currently craving: a cheesecake would be nice

Currently consuming: dried mango

Yippie yappie thanks for the taggie (sorry that was bad)

3 ships I like: Astrid and Hiccup, Harrow and Gideon, Percy and Annabeth

First ship ever: Wiet and Ophelia from a childhood books series, or Mega Mindy and Toby from a childhood tv show

Last song I listened to: Mirrorball - Taylor Swift

Favourite childhood book: goddamnit Warrior Cats? But also Matilda. Or HP i know i know

Currently reading: Ranger's Apprentice book 18

Currently watching: My Little Pony

Currently craving: my agrum from Lidl

Currently consuming: my agrum from Lidl

Pets: none sadly :'(

Woop I'm joining in!

3 ships I like: Percy and Annabeth, Will and Tessa, Cecil and Carlos

First ship ever: Mega Mindy and Toby

Last song I listened to: Next Right Thing -Frozen

Favourite childhood book: either Geronimo Stilton, or Ranger's Apprentice

Currently reading: A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens

Currently watching: Doctor Who (I'm at S10)

Currently craving: not having a sore throat

Currently consuming: air

Pets: 4 cats, 3 fish, 2 canaries

Tagging: anyone who wants to

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Me: My writing is so bad. :(
Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

I always doubt myself in university and this week I learnt there's a dude in the university I'm studying at that is getting his doctorate by putting complex Russian texts into Google Translate.

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

  • Spain - 38.72%
  • Finland - 30.31%
  • Ireland - 24.86%
  • Netherlands - 24.15%
  • Germany - 23.54%
  • Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

Signed! (Belgium here)

In the EU? Please sign and share!

Not in the EU? Please share, for reach!

Not a meme, but this is important!! Please vote if you can or share. The deadline is approaching.

Finland and Ireland have also reached the threshold!!!

Belgium is at about 60%

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

wdym you can hear it?

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

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eat-the-door-to-the-v0id

YO what the FUXK

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

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macleod

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

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aberrantkenosis

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

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tinselkin

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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kingofsaigone
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whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

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elevenis-my-doctor

i cannojt bretahe

I…I cannot describe the emotion I’m feeling right now.

i cant. breath hhhhhhhhhh

Clown Orgy

I’m so upset that tumblr refuses to let me add a poll to this reblog. Give me your yes/no answers in writing instead? 😂 (mambo no 5 is poll #372 for reference)

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